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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 10, 2015 3:38:51 GMT -9
Prologue The admins have awoken from their bunk, And are now heading off on their wagon for another trip to high school. "Gee, It sure is a long trip to school, Isn't it?" time said. The wagon's leaf springs were quite worn, It was a bumpy and uncomfortable ride. "Hoo, Why does our school have to be so far away?" Ivy questioned as the wagon hit many of the other potholes AND THEN IT EXPLODED AHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HA HA DID YOU REALLY THINK I WAS GOING TO WRITE A SERIOUS FANFICTION WITH LIKE PUNCTUATION AND PARAGRAPHS AND DIALOGUE THAT ISN'T AS CRINGEWORTHY WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KINDA FANCY LITERATURE BOOK FROM THE LIBRARY HAHAHA I GOT YOU GUYS WELCOME TO SILLY FANFICTION 3 THE FANFICTION WRITTEN BY AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT
here are my amazing reviews by good people to show how good my fanfiction is i am a good boy
"GOO GOO GAJOOB" -the walrus
"eww write properly nerd!!" -goat milker girl
"booo you stink get a life!" -goat milker guy
"Left, Could you go a bit lower?" -right
"this literture doesnt have enough guns and itz stupid give me america!!" -space satellite
"waaaa mama mama" -egg
"what" -a shieldon
"boooooooooooooooo!!!!!" -the audience
"moooooooooooooooo!!!!!" -that FUCKING ANNOYING COW IN MY PADDOCK THAT WAKES ME UP WITH HIS STUPID MOOING I HATE HIM
i thank all these people for reviewing my fanfiction left and right were particularly good folk the both of them were top notch cunning linguists hey wait a minute NO CUNNING LINGUIStS I N MY OFFICE GET OUWT
ok here comes the fanfic brace yourself
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 10, 2015 3:53:32 GMT -9
CHAPTER 1: I AM HE AS YOU ARE HE AS YOU ARE ME AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER
they were all slepping but then the alarm clock went "RING RIGN RIGN RING RING RING RING RING" and they all waked up and went "shut up!!!" so they started beating it up and then the alarm clock died and ivys dog came and peed on it and it died to death then DESTROY guy said "GRRR ITS TIME 4 SCHOOL WE GOTTA BRUSH OWR TETFH" SO THEY FAST WALKINGED INTO THE BATH ROOM AND THEY HAD A TEETH BRUSHING RACE AND BIDDY WAS THERE TOO so they were brushing their teeth so fast that their tooth brush were on fire and then scrag said "muhahaha i will win the teeth brush race!" then he took his baguette and hit biddy really hard in the nipple which made him go "augh right in the nipple" and half-die and get disqualified and they all made their teeth so clean that they were the cleanest except for biddy the smelly hobo he is! it was a tie except for bid and then it was breakfast time after teeth brush time! they walked over and time said "why do we have break fast after teeth brushening" and ivy said "hoo" and DESTROY guy said "shut up its a fanfic goat milker" so biddy bit his teeth and went "augh right in the teeth" so he didn't bit his teeth and then they moved on and they eated their breakfast which was ivys dog because the roulette wheel chose her dog to be eated today out of everybody elses dogs rest in piss you stupid fur ball then they walked to their wagon and started up the oxen and went driving but then miki got stuck in the wheel and stopped it so they walkeninged out to her and said "fuck off you idiot!" miki was wearing a barrel because she was poor and went "nooo please give me some food im home less im poor help help helllppp!" so time said "ok here is some food and gave her a drink of apple juice BUT NO IT WASN'T APPLE JUICE IT WAS SONICS URIN OMGG" and miki went "oohh noooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" as she had a seizure to death and they all went "OK" but biddy just went "qwertyuiop" and they started driving down the road now and they ran over stargleam mk2 by the way
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 11, 2015 0:57:55 GMT -9
CHAPTER 2: THE BIG BAND BATTLE OF BIG CONSEQUENCE so they were having a good drive the oxen were running well and their cart was good (it has a massage parlor too remember) until suddenly they heard some bad squealing noises coming from a place it sounded like a monkey being stretched across a tennis court and then they found out it was the concert stage where 3 generic teen idol girl objects were 'singing' their fucking stupid autotuned song that all the fans like (probably because all the fans are animatronics) and ivy said "that music sucks!!!! it sounds bad!! lets start our own band and destroy them out of the world!" she turninged to the other 4 time said "okay that sounds like it'd be quite an adventure" and destroy guy said "you had me at "destroy" and scrag said "baguettes?" and bid said "augh right in the ear" so then they made a band and they walkinged to the stagening arena to see what they were up against okay here is their stupid teen idol song here get ready 3 2 1 go ohhh im a girl what a whirl i love somebody how oddy look at my body *HORRIBLE SCREECHING NOISES* oh im sexy *HORRIBLE SCREECHING NOISES* *BIG INSTRUMENTAL WITH EVEN HORRIBLE-ER SCREECHING NOISES* and then the stupid goat milker animatronic fans started cheering so then they all put their band things on the stage and steppered on it and time said "we are the smeg-heads! and we are going to rock! we are better than them!" but then the teen idol object girls turned at them and went duck lip and went "OH EM GEE U R THOTS BRUHHH SELFIEE SELFIE SELFIE THOTTY THOT THOT THOT THOT I DARE U TO TRI BETTR!!!" so time said "ok band battle" so they were all lined up for a band battle and then it was on!!! the teen girl idols started singing badly into their SM58 microphones and they were firing bad notes at them (it kinda sounded like "BLEHH BLEHH BLEHH SEXY BLEHH" and bid got hit in the nipple and went "augh right in the other nipple" and got a note wrong on his keyboard but then ivy started guitaring and it was cool yeahhh she was rocking out and then time started singing yo girls you are teenage idols you are bad and you smell bad you are all goat milkers and that just makes me mad but to see you like this makes me sad too but you are only poo and i am diamond so go back home and be a mime i rhyme on a dime i am time peace *drops mike* but then the teen girls turned up their autotune machine and went "BLEHHH IPHONES BLEHHHH TWERK TWERK TWERK BLEHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT MY BUM BLEHHH SELFIE SELFIE THOT THOT" so ivy said "fuck off!" and then she did a cool guitar solo and fired a cool music laser at one of them which destroyed her plastic surgery and made her look ugly again and she went "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! dadddy!!! i want my iphone!!!" and biddy was playing his keyboard really cool-elly but then DESTROY guy just walked over to the idol girls autotune machine and then he said "IM GONNA DESTROY YOU!!!!" and then he raised his knife and unplugged the machine and cut off the remaining girls duck lips which made them all screech and make their microphones blow up which made all the animatronic fans die too and their heads to fly off and then the band did the safety dance on the dead teen idols and then they got a total of 5 DOLLARS OH MY GOD as a prize so they went back to their wagon content with the fact that they DESTROYed the worst musicians in the world and continued their ridiculous drive to school
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Post by Radicaldad on Sept 11, 2015 13:07:40 GMT -9
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 12, 2015 2:16:19 GMT -9
CHAPTER 3: SPONO COME BACK AND BIG BATTLE!
the admins were still driving to school and then they heard a THUNK but that was just the squid kid that they ran over fuck you splatoon i hope you die until you are dead but then 2 minutes later some stupid master debator squid kid got on the wagon and talkeringered at the admins "ur a kid youre a squrid youre a kid youre a squid squid squid sqsuidsds" and put ink at everyone but then everyone got angry and the DESTROY guy said "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! you got ink on my suit! im gonna destroy you!" then he got out his knife and DESTROYED the squid kid but then a bunch of squid kids started chasing them on tricycles so then it was time to run lets GO they started driving their oxen fast and one of them fell off the reigns and died and exploded which deaded a few of the squid kids but they were still following them and painting their wagon with ink so IVY ACE PILOT took the wheel and drove the wagon off a jump and they were flying but the squid kids were MODERATELY SKILLED PILOT SQUID KIDS so they were flying too so then NOT AS ACE AS IVY BUT STILL ACE PILOT time jumped on a rocket lawnchair and took off and so did MODERATELY SKILLED PILOT biddy and DANGEROUS AMATEUR PILOT scrag so then they were engaging in arial combat again but this time with the squid kids and they were shooting all of them down but then a squid kid shot biddy in the nipple with a fire ink and biddy went "auugh right in the nipple oh no fire fire fire fire fire fire mayday mayday mayday mayday mayday mayday mayday" boooommmmm he crashed into a cow and the cow was dead but biddy was ok and then they tried to shoot time but time just did a barrel roll and doged it and did a cool manuever and pulled up beside the squid kid and HIT HIM and he went "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" and crashed into a pile of horse manure and drowned 2000 POINTS then scrag did a barrel roll and hit another squid kid out of the sky who went "hackeeeeeeerrrrrr!" and crashed into a meat grinder and got turned into a mcdonalds burger and got served alongside the burger that the weaboo guy got turned into in the last fanfic 1000 POINTS so then they hit more squid kids out of the sky and biddy was still on the cow going "auuugh my nipple" so then they shot down the squid kids and time tried to high five scrag but because scrag was a DANGEROUS AMATEUR PILOT he spun out and went mayday mayday mayday mayday and crashed into the horse manure and died a little inside but then spono came and went "you are all homophobic you are nigers!!!" and then he went on the wagons wing and so did time and ivy and the DESTROY guy and they all started having a big sword fightening with pirate of the carriben music playing and they were sword fighting and hitting the swords together like cool guys but then spono hit the DESTROY guys clown nose off of him and it landed in the wagon cabin and the destroy guy said "noooooooooooooo! my power source! now im just a business man!" and then spono hit him off the wing but he grabbed on to it and went "no no no no no no no no no" BUT WAIT THERE WAS NOBODY PILOTING THE WAGON NOW AND IT WAS GONNA CRASH INTO THE TOWERS OMG OMG OMG so time said "ohhh nooo get to the rocket lawnchairs!" so then ivy put coma liquid on spono to put him in a coma and then ACE PILOT ivy and NOT AS ACE AS IVY BUT STILL ACE PILOT time and REASONABLY GOOD PILOT DESTROY guy got on the rocket lawnchairs and flew but then SPONO got on one too and then they had a big dog fight and they were shooting all over the place and then spono got hit in the ear and he went "ow you are nigers!" and then time said "go away goat milker" and he flung spono which made him spiral out of control and die and get killed and pass on and kick the bucket and crash into a brick factory and die even more BUT THEN HE CAME BACK TO LIVE AND WALKED INTO THE AIR AND HIT THE WAGON AND IT BLEW UP AND THE OXEN CRASHED INTO THE GROUND AND BLEW UP TOO and then he died again rest in piss you idiot so then they landed and got DESTROY guys clown nose back on which gave him his DESTROYing powers and they took him to the suit shop to get his suit fixed up and then they got bid and scrag and took them to the dry cleaners and bid said "auuuugh not the dry cleaners!" as he got put into the dry cleaning vat and then they just folded up their rocket lawnchairs and put them in their backpacks and walkered on their way and scrag said "i miss one of the oxen he was my bae" and ivy said "shut up you used bae thats a bad word now you have to carry all of our stuff!" so scrag had to carry all of the stuff and he died more inside
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Post by biddyFox on Sept 15, 2015 16:51:59 GMT -9
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 21, 2015 6:08:42 GMT -9
CHAPTER 4: WILL THE REAL TIME PLZ STAND UP so they were walking but then road makering men got in their way and went "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! DONT GO THIS WAY GO THE OTHER WAY THERE ARE WET CEMENTING ON THE GROUWNED" but scrag said "eat me!" and the road makering man went "no no no no no no no no no no no no no" and he got stuck in the cement and went "ok" and just stood there and got yellered at so ivy time DESTROY guy and bid said "losr!!" and got the things off of him and he died rip so then they walked along BUT THEN A BAD RAPPER EEVEE WENT AND RAPPED AT TIME "lol i am him i am eevee i use hyper bim and you are the bin so go and kiss my bum" AND THEN A CROWD GATHERED AND IT WAS ON!!!! time said "you made that rap while drinking rum" OOOOOHHHH SICK BURN BUUURN BURN BURN BURN HOOOONK AIR HORNS HONK HONK HONK and the eevee choked and died rip rip so they were taking a detour and bid sayed "hey lets go to biddy werld!!" and everyone else went "ok" so they kept walkering down the road and they saw a sign saying "WEL CUM 2 BIDDYZ WERLD!!!!" and they said "oh BOY" so then they were in BIDDYZ WERLD and there were ms paint furries everywhere and a furry jumped out of a window and died rip rip rip they also saw 2 furries on a park bench the one on the left wore trousers and the one on the right wore a skirt so it was obvious that one of them was a girl because only girls wear skirts (unless you're in scotland) and left whispered something in right's ear and she said "oh my good gosh left no we're cats that'd be excruciating" and he went "awww" but then time walkered to them and said "hey don't worry it won't take all that long" and left said "omg you goat milker im offensive-ed!" but then time got SUPER ANGERY BECAUSE HE USED HIS INSULT AND SAID "you used my insult that i made without paying me roylty omg you male goat milker i'm suing!!!!" and he sued them both and they died rip rip rip rip rip so they exitered biddy'z world and there was a sign saying "TANK U FOR CUMING 2 BIDDYZ WERLD!!! now go away" so they walkered and they found a dance dance revolution but then SLIM SHADY STOOD UP AND WENT AT TIME AND CHALLENGED HIM TO A DUNCE DANCE AND IT WAS ON!!!!!!! so they were dance dance revolution-ing but then right came and poured water on the DDR machine which made arrows go everywhere on the DDR screen so time went "oh looks like its time to be THE WALRUS" and bid went "yes be the walrus" so time singered "i am the eggman they are the eggmen I AM THE WALRUS GOO GOO GAJOOB" and he became THE WALRUS and he hit all the ddr dancening buttons with his flippers and he got a super cool score dude and he win the game while slim shady went "screw this!!" and went and stood on a crack and fell through it because he was SLIM shady he was not fat shady he was not overweight shady he was not normal shady he was SLIM shady so yes and then the admins found the DESTROY guys house and DESTROY guy went "yayyy now we can go for a driving and not walk" so he went to his car and went "WAKE UP YOU STUPID HAMSTER" and he put a grammo phone with nickelback music on it and the hamster woke up so then he filled up the water bottle and got in and pressed the accelerator which put an electric shock in the hamsters wheel but then it ran the wrong way so destroy guy went "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! stupid hamster! and shocked him again and he was going in the right direction now and he went street racing at 10 miles an hour and won the street race (he was racing against one of those STUPID MOTHERS pushing their STUPID BABY STROLLER) and then they were on wheels baby!
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 27, 2015 5:07:06 GMT -9
so ivy bid and the destroy guy had a normal adventure for 5 fucking seconds "wow we're having a normal adventure" ivy points out "no dipshit sherlock" replies bid while he chugs down beer despise being 12 "let's drink to cheer this. also is this silly fanfiction 5" "but where's sillyfanficction 3 & KNUCKLES" asks the DESTROY guy "I WANNA DESTROY KNUCKLES" he shouts happily but anyway they keep ond rinking and drinking into the night and they got so drunk they fell asleep BOOO but suddenly something DROPS IN AND- WE WILL FUCK THE BEES AND THE EAGLES OH SHIT THE WEEBS ARE INVADING THIS STORY HelP ME-
haha im the new author my name is ive kisseragna and im gay for jin even tho im a girl and he's a boy and he's already in love with SHITBAKI YAYOI fuck you aidan nobody cares about you goat milker you fucking old wave fucker you're mean i do what i want this is my legacy now haha fucker the attack on titan is in HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKERS THIS WILL BE A LEGEND LET'S KILL SOME TITANS OW OW OW OW OW I GOT TEA POURED IN MY TROUSERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
muhahahaha! im aidan again! the weebs are attackering me in my crappy house!!! time to shooting at them with my tommy gun ok get ready to eat lead and die 3 2 1 BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM die die die die die kill kill kill kill you weebs are dead yay OW I GOT BIT ON THE TOE DAMN YOU FOXY YOU IDIOT BAD SMELLY CAT OW IM GETTING A BAND AID
skreEEReeEEEEE im foxey and hre is how the fanfci shod be wiotren
chapper on: boney foll in loaf wit toy booney and sxe tim coem in to start bonney was just walking down the hallway and he saw chica so he flipped her off YEAH there came a toll booth freddey was in it so then bonnie moved his hands and rolled up his windoow DUNDUN DUN DUN freddy said "I NEED EXACT CHANGE ONLY" so bonneye said "heres five bucks" and freddy said "i SAID EXACT CHANGE ONLY" boney said "50 bucks" fredy repliered "what part of exact change only don't you understand" so bonnie went "well FUCK YOUR FACE" and hit him so hard that freddy died and then he was walking down the hall and there was chica again so he flipped her off and then he search for he rival toy bonnie NOW TOY BONNIES POV
i was walkening down the hall very quietly at 200 kilomiter a year and then i saw a postr of bony and it made me hot and then i went in to the vent but then i got grabbinged by a hand but it was bonny bony i love u so bonney picked toy boonye up and was walking down the hall again then i kissed him and i took him in to a secret place and then i lied on top of him NOW BONNIERSEDS PERSPECTIEVN
omg toy bonnie was sitting on me i was blushing and she whispered into my er but i did not hear then she said words and kissed me she was seducing me and then i lic- OHHH NOOO ADEIN AND IVO YOU ARE CHAIN SAWING ME STOP CUTING ME WITH CHAIN SAW I eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee ow im dead and im in the bin! waaaaaaaaaa!
okay aidan here again that was a hard job to do i just got finished burying foxy in the sewage place eat shit and die you bad cat and if you want to know how im still making this fanfiction while i'm dead well it's because ivy's goat milker silly attack on titan fanfiction is making me turn over in my grave really really fastly and my body is connected to a generator which puts electricity down the wire which powers the invention machine that lets the dead type so that is how i make silly fanfiction there you go
CHAPTER 5: they are at school now!!! so ivy DESTROY guy time and bid were driving in DESTROY guys crappy hamster wheel powered car with a grammo phone playing nickelback music to the hamster so it would stay awake so they arrived at school BUT OH NO IT WAS A ANIME SCHOOL AND ALL THE SCHOOL BOYS AND GIRLS WENT "seeenpeeeiiii" AND START WALKERING TO THEM THEY WANT LOVE so then it was WAR 3 2 1 charge!!!! then they got on their horses and horsed around and did horsing on the anime men and grils and they died and so they went to school BUT THEN TEACHERS THREW PAPER AT THEM so they burned the paper and put the teachers in the bin and then the four were in a place with everyone in it and they were all applauding!
miki: congratulations! foxy: congratulations! teacher: congratulations! scrag: congratulations! egg: congratulations! Right: Actually, Left. A bit higher. That's better. freddy fezbear: congratulations! binny: congratulations! duck: wAK hamster: congratulations! road work man: congratulations! nanj: congratulations! dyson: *vaccum noises* [translation: congratulations!]
credits
MAN WHO MADE ELECTRICITY WHICH I USED TO MAKE IT: EDISON
MEN WHO MADE MY KEYBOARD: IBM
WRITER: ME
'PROOF READING': ME
IDEAS: ME
COMPUTER MADE BY: I DUNNO SOME GUY
TH ENDT now go away
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