Fern
n
Pearl
peaRL
Fern
YOU DO IT FO RHER
Raven
i call
Pearl
i love the salt
Raven
being edgy
Raven
opps
Fern
SHUT
Raven
fern
Raven
wasnt she a thing before
Celadon
scarlets gotta be a tsundere bitch
Raven
raven can be edgy
Raven
for sure
Celadon
raven from teen titans
Cobalt
cobalt was the name of one of my ocs in ppr
Celadon
i almsot jsut typed
Cobalt
im so conflicted
Celadon
teen tits
Scarlet
I GOT SCARLET AGAIN
Celadon
i cry
Cobalt
who got snow
Fern
Celadon said
teen tits
Cobalt
i want fuckin snow
Pearl
i dotn want to be the satl
Cobalt
actually that wouldnt happen i live in south ca
Fern
alright, so setting
Cobalt
i never get snow
Pearl
cna i jsut be like su pearl
Cobalt
no
Pearl
yes
Cobalt
bad
Pearl
easy
Cobalt
be good
Pearl
i wanna bang rose
Fern
SHUT
Raven
rosa parks
Pearl
l o L
Pearl
Raven said
rosa parks
Fern
STOP
Fern
USE IC
Snow
im gonna be
Raven
pearl x rosa parks
Pearl
LOL
Snow
an innocent girl
Fern
i'll be
Snow
who deep down is a fuckin badass
Cobalt
she cant sit in back of the bus
Celadon
what should celadon be like
Fern
????/?????
Cobalt
but she can sit on rosa
Fern
what the fuck do ferns do
Cobalt
pearl*
Cobalt
and ferns do nothing
Cobalt
you can be leafiana 2.0
Cobalt
with leaf hentai
Fern
also whats our setting
Cobalt
vine*
Celadon
what
Pearl
she sit on herslelf??
Cobalt
sure
Cobalt
but idek
Cobalt
we could do another easy medieval
Celadon
i do tn know what to do
Celadon
for any of my characters
Cobalt
and like i could be a warrior guard thingy idek
Snow
i dont like medieval
Celadon
i do
Cobalt
o ok
Cobalt
well, i guess cobalt could be like sort of confident in her self, but still nice n stuff
Celadon
cel-adon
Cobalt
and be one of those people who care too much for others
Raven
do not be cel.
Snow
scarlet x snow
Celadon
ok
Snow
get it
Snow
because blood stains snow
Celadon
bloody snow???
Celadon
gross
Raven
bloody ell harry
Scarlet
sci-fi again?
Celadon
ew
Snow
i guess thats a no
Raven
i like medieval but sci fi is eh
Scarlet
godot can't see bloody snow
Celadon
not unless i can be that dog furry thign
Raven
what else could we do tho
Snow
/me
Snow
no u dont
Scarlet
you can only be furry ears
Celadon
yes
Scarlet
oh hi net!
Snow
get to be the dog furry thing
Scarlet
didnt see you thear!
Celadon
like in TiTS
Raven
actually if cobalt can be neko
Snow
i call dibs on the dog furry thing
Celadon
the dog furry
Raven
ill do space
Cobalt
if i can be neko ill do scifi
Celadon
no
Celadon
iM THE DOG FURRY
Scarlet
its snow x SCARLET
Snow
ok
Snow
ill be
Celadon
:gun:
Celadon
fuck
Snow
a fox furry
Cobalt
snowy blood
Celadon
Cobalt
:toad:
Scarlet
why do you guys like FURRY SO MUCH
Cobalt

Celadon
shh
Cobalt
neko is good
Scarlet

Celadon
i dont like nekos
Celadon
just the dogs
Cobalt
fine
Cobalt
ill be a
Cobalt
FOX
Celadon
no MORE fRURIES
Cobalt
how bout that
Cobalt
no
Celadon
we should only have like 2 furries
Snow
no ill be a fox
Cobalt
i want to be a furry
Snow
i call dibs
Snow
im gonna be a fox furry
Celadon
me and snow said first
Celadon
Cobalt
i said it before
Celadon
no
Cobalt
so no thxx
Celadon
omfg
Cobalt
i want to be neko
Pearl
what am i
Raven
can i just be
Raven
homura
Celadon
so will we do sci-fi then im willign to fi i can be dog
Celadon
as in dog ears and tail only
Scarlet
so setting is??
Celadon
im nto being a fucking anthro
Cobalt
ill only be willing for scifi if i can be cat but same with just ear and tial
Cobalt
anthro is gross
Snow
im gonna be a furry
Snow
na
Snow
i wont be a furry
Scarlet
i call scarlet captain
Cobalt
ok i claim fox position
Celadon
ok
Celadon
im dog
Cobalt
idc what i am, just that im confident nice fox lady
Scarlet
DON'T GET TOO COCKY, STAR FOX!
Cobalt
oh god
Celadon
i'll like
Snow
im gonna be the same character as last time
Raven
uh
Raven
raven could be
Celadon
take my job pretty seriously but is still really friendly
Scarlet
LANDMASTER!
Raven
i
Snow
childish hacker
Scarlet
im gonna be bitch tsundere captain woman
Snow
with a fetish for old tech
Pearl
i am the salt
Raven
raven can be like uh
Fern
i'll be a
Fern
robot
Raven
she could be doctor but
Pearl
guys give me diea for pearl
Raven
not like healing peo- actually
Fern
act like pearl
Snow
just be pearl
Raven
shes just edgy and ace of trades
Raven
there we go
Pearl
pearl
Fern
"ACE OF TRADES"
Pearl
idk if i can but okay
Fern
wHAT
Pearl
wait i wanna
Raven
ace of spades? ace of cards? what do you call that
Fern
ACE OF SPADES
Snow
ace of spaces
Pearl
be liek perIDOT
Raven
when youre not the best at something, but youre good at everything
Snow
cos we in space
Fern
be a clod
Pearl
pearl but with peridot personality
Fern
NO
Pearl
i'll do it
Snow
pearl should be peridot
Fern
NO THATS JACK OF ALL TRADES
Snow
clod
Raven
OH
Pearl
im doing it
Fern
ACE OF SPADES IS A CARD
Raven
LOL
Raven
IM LAUGHING
Fern
A PLAYING CARD
Fern
hOW
Raven
she can be a walking card
Pearl
LOL
Raven
alice in wonderland card guard
Pearl
f jck
Snow
so im in my brothers old room right now
Raven
"off with 'er head!"
Snow
and he has a fucking guy fawkes mask
Fern
he's anon
Raven
om
Raven
OK SO
Snow
im gonna put it on
Raven
raven can just be really smart i guess but lazy as hell and edgy
Snow
and maf with a mask
Snow
snow's gonna be childish hacker
Pearl
im ready to sin
Celadon
wahoo
Cobalt
cobalt could just be nice person whos confident in her ow abilities in stuff, and prefers swords
Celadon
i wonder who the virgin is
Cobalt
and doesnt like any guns
Cobalt
she also carry around a saber all the time there we go
Cobalt
perfect
Fern
ill be maintenance bot
Cobalt
i mean its close to my cobalt oc in ppr but idcc
Celadon
are we ready
Fern
a LIGHTSABER
Fern
A PLASMA SABER
Snow
OMG
Snow
A LGIHT SABER
Celadon
star wars
Raven
ill be kirito
Raven
fuck off
Cobalt
ok so lightsaber i guess
Cobalt
but like sao lightsaber since i liked that one
Snow
my brother has a bag of fruit snacks in his room
Snow
its full
Snow
my brother left home a year ago
Cobalt
oh
Snow
what do
Cobalt
dont eat it
Snow
i think he might have just filled it with pot
You received a message: eat it
You received a message: eat it now
Snow
my brother smokes pot
Fern
why
Fern
omGG
Snow
my family smokes pot
You received a message: EAT IT
Fern
jesus
Cobalt
oh
Snow
we're all actual hippies
Celadon
r
Celadon
we ready
You received a message: jesus?
Fern
ok so
Snow
ye
You received a message: fuck you in the ass
Fern
WE HAVE
You received a message: because you love jesus
Fern
ONE LAST THING
Celadon
yiff
Fern
DECIDE YOUR NIGHT ACTIONS
You received a message: one last thing
You received a message: to fuck
Fern
ASAP
Snow
k
Celadon
what
Fern
IMMEDIATELY
You received a message: aw yeah
You received a message: mommy
You received a message: mommy~~~
Fern
OR THE GAME WILL BREAK
Celadon
no kill
You received a message: mommy~~~~~~~~~~
Fern
WE START TOMMOROW
You received a message: rosa~
You received a message: rosa right there
You received a message: aww yeah
-
You have been blindfolded and sent to jail!
Scarlet
fyuck me in the ass
Scarlet
ok
Scarlet
/mee fehfe
-
After investigations, you suspect that Fern is sided with the village.
After investigations, you suspect that Celadon is sided with the mafia.
Snow
Well soil my britches
You received a message: so
You received a message: youre my whisper competitor
You received a message: eeh
Celadon
wat
You received a message: ehhh???
Snow
it took like five minutes for u to respond
Celadon
wait hwa t are w edoing
You received a message: 5 minutes for you to cum
Celadon
also no telepath
You received a message: aw
You received a message: ok
You received a message:
Celadon
u can message me anytime tho bb
Fern
HUGHG
 Snowwhispers to Celadon see my dick
You received a message:
Fern
my internet broke
Raven
RIP
Fern
that was
 Celadonwhispers to Snowno
Fern
fucking intense
Raven
you made it
Raven
You received a message: ok so
You received a message: oh uh
Scarlet
wakes up
You received a message: wrong thing
Celadon
good job telepath
You received a message: thank you
You received a message:
Cobalt
so
Cobalt
do we just wake up
Scarlet
we are starting
Celadon
is already awake, just doing whatever her job might be.
Scarlet
but what's our
Scarlet
mission
Cobalt
on commander shepard's ship
Cobalt
our mission is to just
Cobalt
idk
Cobalt
we could just do deliver the secret crap again
Snow
yeah
Scarlet
how about explorers
Snow
sounds gudt
Celadon
gudt
Cobalt
Cobalt walks around, continuing her patrol of the ship.
Snow
lets deliver the secret crap
Scarlet
ok
Snow
takes a while to awaken
Scarlet
gets out of bed
Scarlet
Ugh...
Cobalt
Her ears twitched a bit as the sounds of the rest of the ship started to start, everybody waking up, but nothing unusual.
Celadon
im not sure what my job might be but i am doing it
Cobalt
Given she usually woke up early, she was used to the sounds. Smiling, she swung her sword a bit in practice, continuing
Cobalt
her patrol.
Cobalt
i type too much for epicmafia, and cobalt could just be a guard of sorts i guess.
Scarlet
puts on my outfit
Celadon
im prob jsut some sort of technician
Snow
after falling back asleep several times, finally gets up
Raven
eee should raven be guy or girl
Snow
Ugh. I hate getting up.
Raven
i always have girl chars but im not that comfortable being guy aaa
Snow
ambiguous gender
Scarlet
azarath metrion zinthos
Raven
oki that works
Celadon
yes
Celadon
loL
Pearl
clods
Raven
Raven rolls around in the bed that had been assigned, yawning as the blankets were pulled above Raven's head, falling
Raven
back asleep.
Raven
raven can speak in third person and be a smart lazy edgy child or something
Scarlet
gets out of my room
Raven
so i can just use raven instead of he she
Scarlet
the "cute anime loli" character
Snow
gets on computer
Raven
no
Raven
just a child
Celadon
a child
Celadon
well ok
Raven
a smart child
Celadon
is she like nyx
Raven
LOL
Raven
yes
Celadon
im not a kid im 50 years old!!
Raven
old, but still look like a child from caffine or something
Snow
looks for someone's computer to fuck with as a joke
Raven
and lazy as fuck
Celadon
wow
Cobalt
Cobalt continues her patrol, forming a yawn as she continued patrolling the halls, with nothing else on mind to do.
Scarlet
goes to the control room
You received a message: president snow
Scarlet
switches off autopilot and begins patrolling the ship
Scarlet
PILOTING*
Celadon
for a moment i thought u were going to just kill us all
You received a message: you can patroll my 'ship' anytime
You received a message:
Scarlet
PLEASE TELEPATH
You received a message: she is
You received a message: going to kill us all
You received a message: dont trust her
Celadon
oh no
Celadon
thanks telepath ? ?
Celadon
or whisperer
Celadon
whoever u are
Cobalt
thanks for the advice?
Snow
cobalt do u have a computer
Scarlet
telewhisperer
Cobalt
sure
Snow
ok
Cobalt
i mean they all should
Snow
im gonna change your desktop image to furry porn
Celadon
hot
Cobalt
o
Snow
changes Cobalt's desktop image to furry porn.
Snow
giggles to herself
Cobalt
inb4 celadon is just behind her when she open computer and
Cobalt
is weirded out
Celadon
lOL OK
Celadon
a great idea
Cobalt
then for the rest of the time she thinks shes into her while
Cobalt
cobalt desperately tries to say it wasnt her
Scarlet
flips autopilot back on once i find nothing unusual about our path
Cobalt
"its just a prank! dont you see the camera"
Fern
patrols the hallways
Pearl
fu CK
Snow
the original version of "its just a prank bro" was "candid camera", a tv show
Snow
its really old
Cobalt
Yawning, after a few more moments of patrolling, Cobalt decides that it would be enough for the night, and the morning.
Snow
and basically just a fucking youtube prank video compilation
Fern
runs into Snow changing Cobalt's computer
Fern
...
Snow
closes window
Cobalt
Taking a turn, she went back to where all the computers were located, to go and go to her computer.
Snow
Hi, Fern!
Cobalt
Snow said
closes window
Cobalt
windows
Fern
eyes snow suspiciously
Fern
Greetings, Snow.
Celadon
wow
Snow
Aw, you don't have to be so formal!
Cobalt
"should i open this window?" snow says, looking into space
Celadon
yes
Cobalt
"sure!" snow then opens it,and they all are succed into space
Snow
i meant computer window
Cobalt
i know
Raven
Raven rolls over in the bed yet again, another yawn coming out.
Raven
TELEPATH STOP
Pearl
telepath send me some memes
You received a message: fuck
You received a message: bitch
You received a message: nigga
You received a message: jesus
Pearl
thanks
You received a message: god
You received a message: gods
You received a message: gods
You received a message: gods
You received a message: gods
You received a message: aaaeuxghgh
Pearl
those arent memes
You received a message: sit on my rosa parks anytime
You received a message: Snow.
Cobalt
ok so
You received a message: I want to see Snow naked.
Cobalt
what would the plot even be
Snow
...So, Fern why're you here?
Cobalt
like for the ship and mafia and all that
Fern
Patrol.
Cobalt
and should cobalt and celadon meet on the way to the..
Fern
I am mandated to do it.
Cobalt
COMPUTER ROOM
Celadon
fuck u im already there
Celadon
doing my job
Cobalt
oh ok
Fern
we gotta have
Cobalt
well cobalt has to
Fern
scarlet and snow happn
Snow
Cool.
Cobalt
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM
Cobalt
Fern said
scarlet and snow happn
Snow
...
Cobalt
i forgot scarlet existed
Celadon
Cobalt said
i forgot scarlet existed
Snow
spins around in chai
Snow
r
Cobalt
Snow said
spins around in chai
Celadon
chai
Celadon
what
Cobalt
spin around in thai
Celadon
ivy
Cobalt
snow should be into yaoi
Celadon
lo L
Snow
why not yuri
Celadon
hot
Cobalt
both
Celadon
she just likes porn
Cobalt
like if eponine and soleil had love child
Cobalt
itd be her
Snow
wait what's scarlet's character again
Raven
flat tsundere commander
Snow
she's into the tsunderes
Cobalt
so meep??
Snow
also she visits r34 regularly
Celadon
yes
Scarlet
paheal
Snow
she is into really exotic porn
Cobalt
Eventua-
Scarlet
fuck
Snow
of aliens
Cobalt
why she want to be on spaceship
Cobalt
meet the alien monster of her dreams
Scarlet
walks around the ship to have a conversation
Scarlet
space is getting boring
Snow
"yeah i wanna fuck some gray people"
Cobalt
alienmonsterdate.com
Scarlet
gray
Cobalt
grey
Scarlet
did you know
Scarlet
that the succ
Cobalt
Eventually, Cobalt made it to the computer room.
Cobalt
Hi.
Scarlet
originated from a video of a girl getting sexy with a gray alien life scale
Scarlet
wait where is the computer room
Celadon
o sorry my
Cobalt
you have to
Celadon
dOG JSut cAME IN
Cobalt
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM
Celadon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Cobalt
Cobalt said
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM
Cobalt
Cobalt said
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM
Cobalt
Cobalt said
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM
Raven
Cobalt said
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM
Raven
die.
Scarlet
??????????
Scarlet
I AM SO CONFUSED
Celadon
wait what happen
Snow
"Didn't Find The Computer Room"
Cobalt
goddamnit
Celadon
i was dead
Celadon
for that brief moment my dog
Celadon
did the thgin
Cobalt
LOL
Cobalt
rip
Snow
dog x pillow
Cobalt
find the computer room is a
Cobalt
sonic joke
Snow
cat bagning dong
Cobalt
WAIT OMG
Celadon
vector
Scarlet
OH
Cobalt
celadon should
Scarlet
Snow said
cat bagning dong
Scarlet
Snow said
cat bagning dong
Cobalt
hump pillow
Scarlet
Snow said
cat bagning dong
Cobalt
she a dog
Celadon
stOP
Scarlet
Snow said
cat bagning dong
Scarlet
Snow said
cat bagning dong
Cobalt
Snow said
cat bagning dong
Cobalt
Er... What, Snow?
Fern
leaves the area, looking back at snow
Snow
Nothing.
Celadon
wait hwaht happengin
Celadon
aAAAAA
Snow
im in my room though
Cobalt
snow said cat bagning dog
Snow
not computer room
Cobalt
oh
Cobalt
fuck
Celadon
great
Cobalt
ignoreee thattrez
Celadon
must have good hearing
Cobalt
cobalt just went into computer room and said hi
Snow
i make mistakes like that all the time
Celadon
i am here tho
Celadon
Oh, hello Cobalt!
Snow
I'm boooored.
Cobalt
Ah, Celadon. Hello, and morning.
Snow
Maybe I could hack something else.
Cobalt
She smiled, taking a seat in her chair and pressing the power button on her computer, waiting for it to turn on.
Snow
Oo! What if I changed someone's diary!
Raven
Raven still sleeps.
Snow
Who has a diary here, anyway?
Raven
raven diary just her in third person all the time
Raven
"raven had an excellant day"
Celadon
Good morning to you as well, friend. I hope your day has been going well so far.
Scarlet
snow is evil
Raven
and snow try to hack it to find the gender
Scarlet
RAVEN-SAMA
Snow
Oo, I bet Raven does! She does that all the time!
Raven
i mean ignore the her.
Snow
I wonder what his real gender is!
Celadon
w h y
Raven
or maybe everybody could just call her her and he out of confusion
Snow
snow alternates
Scarlet
raven is the pyro from tf2
Celadon
Scarlet said
raven is the pyro from tf2
Raven
LOL
Snow
hacks raven's diary
Raven
game theorists: raven true gender
Celadon
a homosexual man or a girl
Raven
EOVLE WHY
Raven
MY EARS
Snow
the whole diary is just "RAVEN HAD AN EXCELLENT DAY" or "RAVEN HAD A BAD DAY" over and over again
Celadon
thATSI T
Celadon
lOL
Raven
nah it just some weird stuff on her day
Celadon
its written in all capitals
Raven
or describing every single detail
Raven
And Its Typed Like This
Scarlet
looks over at snow and celadon and whoever the fuck is there
Celadon
nO
Snow
im in my room
Scarlet
no its TyPedD likeE thiSS
Cobalt
Cobalt finally turns on her computer.
Celadon
sTOP
Scarlet
well im gonna go find snow
Snow
Wow, he doesn't know how to spell!
Cobalt
Yeah, my day has been going fi-
Snow
I'm gonna change his diary!!
Celadon
wah
Snow
edits his diary
Celadon
ogm
Snow
writes lewd things in the diary
Cobalt
Her talking was suddenly stopped, her face blushing as she turned on her computer and looked at her screen.
Snow
Hee hee!
Scarlet
knocks on snow's door
Cobalt
Wh..
Snow
closes window incredibly quickly
Snow
Who's there?
Celadon
What is it, Cobal-
Celadon
notices wha ts on the screen
Celadon
why
Raven
teehee*
Raven
Snow said
Hee hee!
Snow
teehee*
Snow
opens door
Celadon
...Oh.
Scarlet
..
Cobalt
..What is this...
Snow
guys im IN MY ROOM
Scarlet
I was gonna make a knock knock joke.
Snow
Oh!
Celadon
I-I didn't know you.. uh...
Snow
closes door
Snow
Who's there?
Snow
oh im an idiot fuck
Scarlet
You can't save it now.
Snow
im really dumb
Cobalt
For a moment, she was just only able to stare embarrassingly at her computer, until Celadon started talking.
Scarlet
why r u dum
Scarlet
i read that as
Snow
i didnt remember what I DID
Cobalt
W-What?! N-No, I don't watch that stuff! Or look it up!
Scarlet
"Until Celadon started fucking."
Cobalt
She quickly wen- no
Snow
So Scarlet! Who's there?
Celadon
Then why do you have it as your background...?
Scarlet
...Scarlet.
Snow
Scarlet who?
Cobalt
She quickly went over to her computer to go change it back to her previous background, which had been some fox ears.
Cobalt
I-I don't know! I-I promise!
Scarlet
literally ears
Cobalt
just ears
Scarlet
also does snow have ears i forgot
Cobalt
and a black background
Celadon
just ears
Scarlet
Let me in.
Celadon
but why
Cobalt
why not
Snow
i dont think so but now she does
Cobalt
simple si good
Scarlet
bunny ears
Cobalt
>glances over to my backgrounds of 160 league chars
Snow
yes
Cobalt
simple is good
Snow
/opens door
Cobalt
Snow said
/opens door
Snow
opens door
Snow
fuck you guys
Cobalt
slash opens door
Celadon
How could you not know?
Snow
thats scarlet's password
Celadon
You don't need to lie to me...
Cobalt
N-No! C-Celadon I really don't know!
Celadon
Snow said
/opens door
Scarlet
walks in
Cobalt
Last time I checked it was this background!
Scarlet
So, did you do everything you should've?
Celadon
Just... ears? It was just ears?
Cobalt
She quickly moves over to show Celadon her background now, which she had changed.
Snow
Everything I should've?
Cobalt
Yes! It was!
Scarlet
...Yes.
Celadon
...Why?
Scarlet
i forgot snow's job
Snow
tech support
Snow
she fucks around with the tech to make sure its working
Snow
but its software not hardware
Cobalt
I don't know! J-Just that it always had been!
Scarlet
update our avast! antivirus
Snow
pretty much
Snow
Yeah!
Scarlet
Great.
Snow
Our firewalls are all up to date!
Raven
Eventually, Raven woke up, but only to take out her LAPTOP (comptuers are lame) to go onto it, to start the diary of the
Celadon
I don't know, Cobalt. It really does seem like you're hiding something...
Raven
the day.
Snow
And I fixed that bug with the audio systems!
Raven
Who the fuck...
Pearl
wsa
Pearl
ops
Raven
Raven glared at her screen, seeing what her 'diary' had become.
Scarlet
Great.
Snow
Turns out that it didn't have OGGs enabled.
Scarlet
Ok.
Snow
That's why the whole ship crashed for a second when you tried to play your music.
Raven
For a moment, Raven's eyes almost had a fire in rage, though Raven was quickly calmed down.
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
Right.
Cobalt
I-I'm not! I promise Celadon! I'm really not into that sort of stuff!
Scarlet
inb4 snow owns playboy bunny outfit
Snow
she does
You received a message: fuck 'er right in the poosi
Snow
its in bright scarlet
You received a message: show her the playboy
You received a message: then fuck
Scarlet
how'd it get in there
Celadon
I don't get it, though. How else would that of ever been your background?
Scarlet
get it out of there ew
Scarlet
that sounds uncomfortable
Snow
no its
Snow
colored scarlet
Cobalt
I-I don't know..
Snow
fucker
Cobalt
LOL bright scarlet
Cobalt
took many months
Snow
So, how're you doing, Scarlet?
Celadon
pelas e
Scarlet
I'm fine.
Snow
Great!
Snow
Great!
Snow
gj
Snow
me
Scarlet
good job!
Cobalt
Admittedly, she had no idea of how her background had ever even been.. that. Just that it was, much to her embarrassment.
Snow
I'm doin' fine! I've been...
Snow
WHISPERS
Celadon
I-I'm sorry, but I don't think I can believe you, then....
Snow
I've been messing with people's files!
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
Stop.
Snow
Oh...alright.
Celadon
For you to look at stuff like that... Gosh, how long has this been going on without me noticing?
Scarlet
I'll have to punish you accordingly if you continue such behavior.
Cobalt
I-I've never done it Celadon!
Scarlet
Cobalt said
I-I've never done it Celadon!
Cobalt
scarlet take out leash
Snow
Oh...
Cobalt
"ill have to punish you"
Celadon
pelase
Celadon
Sighh.. Not only do you look at strange things, you also lie to me...
Celadon
I thought we were friends, you know?
Cobalt
W-We are friends, and I would never lie to you!
Scarlet
So what else have you been doing?
Snow
Not much! Just woke up.
Cobalt
Can't you just believe that I never did it..
Celadon
I'd love to do that, but I can't just bring myself to fully believe you...
Snow
What've you been doing?
Celadon
If you're hiding anything from me, just say it. I won't judge you.
Scarlet
Piloting the ship.
Scarlet
Waiting to get off.
Scarlet
Thinking about stuff.
You received a message: I want to fuck you
You received a message: violently
Cobalt
I-I'm not, Celadon! I really don't look at those things, nor have I been lying to you!
Pearl
oh yea i exist
Scarlet
Pearl said
oh yea i exist
Pearl
wait
Cobalt
I just don't know how it got on there.. Maybe it was a virus or..
Snow
Neat!
You received a message: you're a fucking idiot
Cobalt
Scarlet said
Waiting to get off.
Cobalt
Scarlet said
Thinking about stuff.
Snow
I've been getting a voice in my head.
You received a message: yeah
Celadon
Those kinds of viruses are usually only found on sites containing this sort of stuff.
You received a message: hi
Scarlet
...Is it telling you to kill people?
You received a message: im your voice
You received a message: call me buddy
Snow
It's trying to flirt with me!
You received a message: WHAT
You received a message: IM CALLING YOU MY BUDDY
Scarlet
....
Scarlet
Huh.
You received a message: IM NOT FLIRTING
You received a message: shes lying
Scarlet
Weird...
You received a message: shes on her period
Celadon
wheres the other telepath i wanna say hi
Snow
It told me it wnted to fuck me.
Scarlet
...
Cobalt
Scarlet
I have one too.
Snow
R-really?!
You received a message: hey
Scarlet
It just told me that you're on your period?
Celadon
yes
Snow
Well that's a bit of a personal thing!
Scarlet
...Right then.
Cobalt
..Sigh.. I-I just don't know how it got there..
Snow
What's yours's name?
Scarlet
voicebe fucking INTERESTING god
Scarlet
...Uh???
Snow
Mine's called "Buddy
Celadon
talk dirty to me voice
You received a message: mine is
You received a message: blood
You received a message: blood red
Fern
exists
You received a message: call me dawn
Celadon
like nonon
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
Dawn, apparently.
You received a message: alright
You received a message: how dirty
Celadon
very
You received a message: I'm not Buddy.
Snow
Wow! What a pretty name!
You received a message: so babe
You received a message: I'm your master.
Snow
Oh! They just said they weren't Buddy.
You received a message: want me to be the pillow to your dog
You received a message: also are you the whisperer
Snow
Their name is "Your Master"!
Celadon
yes
Snow
What a weird name.
Celadon
no
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
Hhhhuh.
You received a message: who is changing my nicknames
You received a message: brb
You received a message: NO
You received a message: MY NAME IS
Snow
So, Scarlet, wanna hang out?
Scarlet
Maybe it's someone in the room?
You received a message: BUDDY
Scarlet
Hiding in-
You received a message: THATS THE IMPOSTER VOICE
Scarlet
Oh, uh..
Scarlet
Sure.
You received a message: *TACKLES THE VOICE*
You received a message: TAKE THAT VOICE
Snow
Ooh! Turns out there were two...
You received a message: AAGGHHH
You received a message: N-NO! NOT THE SWORD
Snow
and now they're fighting!
You received a message: HIIYYAAA!
You received a message: Your Master is better.
Snow
My head hurts.
You received a message: Listen to Your Master
You received a message: see
You received a message: period
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
Well, what do you want to do?
Cobalt
Cobalt said
..Sigh.. I-I just don't know how it got there..
Snow
Well, we can talk about the things we're interested in!
Scarlet
up ur vagine
Snow
Like each other!
Celadon
Clearly it could of only gotten there if you looked at that stuff!
Cobalt
But I didn't, that's the problem...
Scarlet
..U-uh...?
You received a message: she wanna
Snow
Yeah! We're friends, right?
You received a message: just
You received a message: pet her ears
You received a message: it makes her happy
Scarlet
Yeah...
Celadon
And you're still lying to me...?
You received a message: trust your ol' pal dawn
Celadon
Sigh.
Cobalt
I-I'm not!
Snow
Good!
Scarlet
slowly reaches hand out to snow's head
Celadon
See, you're really making me feel bad, to the point that I am saying 'Sigh' out loud.
Cobalt
C-Celadon, I really aren't lying!
Snow
Why are you touching my head?
Scarlet
Oh!
Scarlet
Uh...
Pearl
hhOHO
Scarlet
quickly pulls hand away
Pearl
sHItr
Snow
Do you wanna see the ears?
Scarlet
Um...
Snow
ears perk up
Snow
Aren't they funny?
Cobalt
It's just that that I don't know what happened for it!
Snow
giggle
You received a message: tail succ
Scarlet
I think they're kind of cute...
You received a message: new make snow
You received a message: the aura to your leafiana
Celadon
Huh.
Scarlet
voice SSHUT THE FUCK UP
Snow
Aww, thanks!
You received a message: TAIL
You received a message: SUCC
You received a message: NOW
Scarlet
RABBITS HAVE LIKE
You received a message: aaha
Scarlet
TINY ASS TAILS
Scarlet
I CANT SUCK
You received a message: annoying them is fun
Celadon
ok voice
Cobalt
what
Celadon
o
Snow
they have little cute tails
You received a message: dont u like
You received a message: them tiny
Celadon
well i didnt mean to say that ic but ok
Scarlet
wh??????????
You received a message: tiny succ
Snow
theyre all puffy
Cobalt
should i ignore orr
Celadon
idC
Cobalt
Er.. What?
You received a message: hey sexy
Celadon
I heard a voice in my head, sorry.
Cobalt
help the voice is
Cobalt
flirting with me
Snow
...
Scarlet
reaches out
Scarlet
and touches the ears
Cobalt
Er.. A voice?
Snow
closes eyes and smiles
Celadon
Yes, a voice.
Scarlet
...
Cobalt
Ah.. I'm hearing a voice as well.. What is yours saying?
Scarlet
Isn't this a bit...weird for you?
Celadon
Voice, please speak to me again. Tell me if Cobalt is really telling the truth.
Snow
Not really.
Snow
It'd be for anyone else, but you're special!
Celadon
please
You received a message: She is.
Cobalt
Er..
Celadon
Really?
You received a message: That's totally Snow's kink.
You received a message: depends
You received a message: do you want to believe her or not
You received a message: AND THE OTHER VOICE IS A FAKER
You received a message: *ATTACKS THE OTHER VOICE*
Celadon
Im confused
You received a message: FUCKER
Celadon
Oh my.
You received a message: I KNOW YOU CANT HEAR ME OTHER VOICE BUT
You received a message: I WILL FIND YOU
You received a message: THEN I WILL RAPE YOUR FAMILY
Celadon
Can you just tell me
You received a message: oh
You received a message: uh
Celadon
Yes or no, should I believe her?
You received a message: follow your heart like
You received a message: any good furry
Celadon
That doesn't help
You received a message: Believe her.
You received a message: She's honest.
Cobalt
Are you okay..?
Celadon
Okay
Celadon
I believe you now.
You received a message: just
You received a message: yeah
Cobalt
Oh.. Thanks..?
Cobalt
I'm sort of worried about us and these voices though...
Scarlet
Why am I special?
Celadon
You're welcome, friend!
Celadon
And I dunno, the voices are helpful.
Cobalt
Like, the voice in my head is flirting with me, it's rather annoying.
Snow
Because you're my best friend!
Celadon
Flirting with you..?
Celadon
Dang, I'm jealous
Celadon
As in, I want a voice flirting with me.
Cobalt
Oh. I'm not sure how I should think about that.. But hey, we both have our own interests though, right?
You received a message: oh
You received a message: how dirty
You received a message:
Celadon
I
Celadon
I didn't say I wanted it dirty
Celadon
Voice please.
You received a message: but
Scarlet
pets harder
You received a message: you wanted flirty
Celadon
Well fine
Scarlet
Alright then.
Cobalt
Scarlet said
pets harder
Scarlet
DRAG MADE ME
Scarlet
OK
Cobalt
what
Snow
Oo!
Snow
You're being a bit rough, Scar!
Scarlet
Oh, sorry.
Scarlet
stops pet
You received a message: let me
Snow
No, no, don't stop!
Scarlet
Snow said
No, no, don't stop!
Snow
ears droop in disappointment
You received a message: go sexually harass someone else
Scarlet
Alright...
Celadon
Okay voice
Scarlet
goes back to pettt
You received a message: there some people banging that needs attending to
You received a message: want the details though
Celadon
Huh
Celadon
No thanks
Snow
enjoys this
You received a message: alright
Cobalt
Celadon, are you sure you're okay..?
Scarlet
scratches behind the ears
Celadon
Yes, I'm fine. Apparently people are banging though.
Cobalt
..Oh.
Celadon
I didn't need to know this, but now I do.
Cobalt
Well, I do too I suppose.
Snow
Ooo!
You received a message: ey
Scarlet
YES, I DID PARTICIPATE IN THE WEIRD PETTING THING
You received a message: youre good ol pal buddy dawn did
Scarlet
BUT I WAS AGAINST INITIATING IT.
You received a message: a check up
You received a message: she wet
You received a message: very very
You received a message: wet
You received a message:
Scarlet
......
Cobalt
suffer.
Celadon
The voice didn't even flirt with me, what a disappointment.
Scarlet
Uhhh...
You received a message: Because you have a flat ass.
Raven
oh i exist
Celadon
Gee
Raven
oh well!
Celadon
Thanks voice.
Cobalt
Er.. Why do you want a voice to flirt with you anyways..?
Snow
Yeah?
You received a message: shes turned on
You received a message: debating to bang you or not
Scarlet
Just..
You received a message: this is your chance
Scarlet
The voice.
You received a message: YOUR CHANCE
Celadon
Oh, I dunno. Having someone flirt with you just feels nice, I suppose.
You received a message: DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
Celadon
It boosts my confidence in some strange way.
Snow
Oh?
Snow
Is it saying lewd things about me?
Cobalt
Oh.. I could flirt with you, but do you really want it that much?
Scarlet
...Yes...
Scarlet
lewd
Scarlet
is this
Cobalt
Since I suppose a voice is better than an actual person!
Scarlet
hentai?
Snow
Oh~! I'm flattered!
Raven
i
Snow
But, it is kinda rude to do something like that...
Snow
Tell it to go away!
Celadon
Ohh, you flirting with me would be much better! Though a bit more embarrassing...
Scarlet
I think it heard you.
You received a message: no
Cobalt
Er.. Seriously? You'd want me to flirt with you..?
Scarlet
But...
Celadon
Mhm.
Snow
Yeah?
Scarlet
It...
Scarlet
Says you're... uh..
Cobalt
O-Oh.. Alright then.. Um, Celadon, you're looking nice today!
Scarlet
turns away
Scarlet
well...
You received a message: wet
You received a message: very
You received a message: very
You received a message: wet
You received a message: dripping
You received a message: You look awful today.
Snow
Aroused?
You received a message: waterfall
Snow
...
You received a message: flood-
You received a message: goddamnit
Scarlet
Yes.
Snow
Okay!
Scarlet
...Very.
Celadon
Voice, please be quiet
You received a message: hey
Celadon
I don't need insults
Scarlet
What?
Snow
Just ignore it, like I'm doing!
Celadon
But thank you, Cobalt, though that was just a basic compliment...
Scarlet
...What's it telling you?
Cobalt
No problem, l-lovely! Though, really, you do look nice.
Cobalt
Like, much more than nice. Drop dead gorgeous nice.
Snow
It's actually pretty helpful.
Celadon
O-Oh...
Snow
It's telling me what your voice is telling you!
Celadon
Haha, you're making me blush..!
Scarlet
....
Scarlet
Hhhh...
Cobalt
It embarrassed her to say all this, but she managed it nonetheless, a blush spreading across her face.
Cobalt
B-Believe me, you make me blush too, C-Celadon..
Scarlet
turns scarlet red
Scarlet
get it
Celadon
god
You received a message: arent you
Scarlet
because blush
You received a message: supposed to be a tsundere
You received a message: ill help you
Scarlet
no i changed my character because tsunderes are shit
You received a message: *ahem* to snow's mind i gooo
Celadon
nO THEY'RE NOT
You received a message: scarlet says
You received a message: "BAKA!"
You received a message: "I DONT LIKE YOU OR A-ANYTING!"
You received a message: "IDIOT!"
Celadon
i mean
Celadon
some are ok
Snow
Well not EXACTLY what it's telling you.
You received a message: "WHY DONT YOU JUST GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU BIG IDIOT!"
Snow
Just when it comes up in conversation.
Celadon
like severa
Cobalt
aslong as they change somewhat
Celadon
Cobalt
like get a bit kinder
Scarlet
Well, the voice is lying.
Snow
Anyways. Do I have any jobs to do, now? Any errors?
Celadon
Oh.. I do?
Scarlet
Uh..
Scarlet
No.
Scarlet
I don't think so.
Snow
Ah! Good!
Pearl
hot diggity dog
Cobalt
Y-Yes..
Cobalt
Pearl said
hot diggity dog
Celadon
What do you mean by that?
Scarlet
Pearl said
hot diggity dog
Celadon
pearl is a big meme
Scarlet
goofy?
Cobalt
J-Just that you make me blush.. W-What else would it have to be...
Pearl
now watch me whip
Scarlet
SHUT
Pearl
now watch me nae na e
Cobalt
pearl has a whip
Scarlet
the fUCK
Pearl
O K
Cobalt
and a nae nae
Scarlet
UP
You received a message: ill watch you naenae
You received a message: anytime babe
Celadon
I mean, is there a reason behind that?
You received a message: she likes you
Cobalt
Er..
Celadon
Oh
Snow
goes back on computer
Scarlet
I should check up on our route.
Snow
Oh! Okay!
Snow
browses interwebs
Scarlet
...What're you doing on your computer?
Snow
Just browsing the net!
Snow
switches tab
Celadon
Do you perhaps like me?
Celadon
You know, in that way.
Cobalt
Um...
Celadon
A voice told me you do.
Scarlet
Alright.
Snow
should we end day
Cobalt
..Er...
Scarlet
walks off
Scarlet
Cya.
Snow
Bye~!
Cobalt
I-I have to go! B-Bye Celadon!
Cobalt
Blushing, Cobalt rushes off.
Celadon
Huh? But-
Celadon
... Oh, she's gone.
Raven
hey guys
Raven
im raven
Pearl
raven u suck
Pearl
i kePF
Raven
im a REAL tunnel snake
Celadon
Pearl said
raven u suck
-
You have been blindfolded and sent to jail!
Scarlet
Hello?
Snow
What?
Scarlet
oh holy shit how are you the mafia
Snow
What's this?
Pearl
ha
Scarlet
you need A PERSONALITY
Scarlet
MAKE ONE NEXT TIME
Snow
...
Pearl
i dotn have one im dead inside
Snow
??
Scarlet
NEXT DAY
Scarlet
dO SOMETHING
Pearl
scarlet u fucker we gotta kill someone
Snow
Can't see...
Scarlet
o yea
Pearl
so logn
Pearl
teen tit
Pearl
an
Jailer-1
I am interrogating you.
Jailer-1
I have determined that there are traitorous individuals on the ship
Pearl
also y can u whisper in mafia
Jailer-1
Who are attempting to compromise the mission.
 Pearlwhispers to Scarletyes
Snow
Fern?
Jailer-1
Incorrect.
Scarlet
dont
Snow
Damn.
Pearl
Jailer-1
What is your role?
Jailer-1
Investigator role.
Snow
...
Snow
Virgin, I guess...
Jailer-1
...
Jailer-1
Amusing.
Jailer-1
You are dismissed.
-
After investigations, you suspect that Cobalt is sided with the village.
After investigations, you suspect that Cobalt is sided with the mafia.
The doctors arrived too late for Raven
As read from the last will of Raven: why did u do it mang
Fern
raven wasn't even a characteR
Snow
raven got her diary hacked and then died
Cobalt
lets kill the char not in rp first
Pearl
Snow said
raven got her diary hacked and then died
Cobalt
like wait 1 night, then kill pearl
Cobalt
then wait 1 more night, then fern
Snow
why not the clod
Pearl
u cant
Cobalt
Pearl said
u cant
Snow
slowly wakes up
Fern
pearl
Snow
Uff.
Fern
try to
Fern
make urself a character
Pearl
idk what to do with pearl
Fern
and not DETRACT from the RP
Fern
just
Fern
be like
Celadon
off doing my job as always
Fern
a maintenance droid
Pearl
robots succ
Cobalt
Cobalt woke up a little later than she usually had.
Snow
Guff.
Pearl
but ok
Snow
...
Snow
puts on clothes
Scarlet
wakes up after dreaming of Snow
Cobalt
It was took a while, with the voice constantly annoying her. (good thing it dead)
Scarlet
falls out of my rolly chair
Snow
i brb
Scarlet
fell asleep in her chair
Cobalt
Though, Cobalt quickly got up and changed, realizing that she had slept in late, and after a quick shower, she was ready
Cobalt
to go out and patrol.
Scarlet
never took off her clothes
Fern
patrols the hallway
Fern
enters Pearl's room
Pearl
a robot gets a room ? ?!
Pearl
thansk guys
Pearl
im special
Fern
pearl's storage closet*
Cobalt
a special clod
Pearl
ge
Cobalt
OH WAIT THE WHISPERER IS STILLA LIVE
Cobalt
im dum
Cobalt
ok
Cobalt
cop is confusing role
Fern
stop
Pearl
hsut
Fern
REVEALING YOUR ROLES
Cobalt
i
Cobalt
shhh
Fern
Pearl.
Cobalt
that was raven
Fern
You were absent in your duties yesterday.
Pearl
Oh.
Pearl
Oops?
Fern
...
Pearl
im like the shittiest robot
Fern
Pearl.
Fern
This is serious.
Cobalt
Cobalt quickly went out the door, and started her patrol, hoping she wouldn't run into Celadon, for the first time ever.
Fern
shes a 2070 robot
Pearl
Really? Oops.
Snow
i back
Fern
that the captain cant let go of bcus childhood or some shit
Fern
nickelback
Pearl
loL
Pearl
What was I supposed to do again?
Fern
...
Snow
wakes up again
Fern
Make sure that the crew is stable psychologically.
Snow
gets on computer
Pearl
Oh.
Pearl
How do I do that?
Fern
Also, clean.
Fern
You have conversations with them.
Snow
I shouldn't mess with people's data.
Pearl
Okay. How?
Snow
Scarlet'll get mad...
Fern
...With...
Cobalt
After a few minutes of patrolling,Cobalt sighed, and went back to her computer, which was still in the computer room.
Fern
Conversations...
Fern
Speak to them.
Snow
looks up porn
Pearl
??? What is speak?? ?
Snow
instead
You received a message: mess with them
You received a message: no
Scarlet
gets up off of the floor
You received a message: dont do porn
Fern
...
Snow
I'll do as much porn as I want, thanks.
You received a message: no snow
You received a message: ol' buddy has some advice for ya.
Fern
I don't care how much the captain loves you.
You received a message: y'see, scarlet likes this website that sells items
You received a message: she'd certainly love you if you buy one
Pearl
Oh, the captain? I love the captain too.
Snow
Oo!
You received a message: curious?
Fern
I will personally terminate you if you continue to be worthless.
Snow
What's the URL?
You received a message: its called baddragon.com
Fern
turns around and leaves
Snow
Alright!
Pearl
What's terminate- Oh, okay. Bye.
Snow
goes to the website
Fern
now do something PEARL
Pearl
I will stay here.
Pearl
NO
Pearl
iM STAYIGN hErE
Cobalt
Pearl said
iM STAYIGN hErE
Scarlet
no you have to do something
Cobalt
and she has like a bad voice chip thing
Pearl
loLL
Snow
she sounds like one of those
Fern
comes back
Cobalt
so it/her voice screws up and
Cobalt
talks derpy
Snow
spaceship game voices
Fern
drags her out of the room
Fern
with a vice around her neck
Fern
robo-pearl
Pearl
Why
Fern
parry!
Snow
This site is lewd...
Fern
parry!
Pearl
thrust
Pearl
sword to the torso
You received a message: yes
Snow
You led me astray, Buddy!
You received a message: n-no!
You received a message: im not a traitor!
Snow
But what if she DOES like this stuff...
You received a message: wait actually
Celadon
o
You received a message: you wont be able to buy it
Fern
breaks open snow's door
You received a message: its in space
Snow
FERN???
You received a message: QUICK CLOSW
You received a message: CLOSE THE IWNDOW
Snow
CLOSES TOO SLOWLY
Fern
throws Pearl in there
Pearl
Why
You received a message: she was
Fern
...Disgusting.
You received a message: looking at baddragon
You received a message: fyi
Snow
Hi, Pearl!
Fern
I saw.
Pearl
Hi!
You received a message: 123 123
Snow
Oh, that was...for a friend!
Fern
Do your job, Pearl.
You received a message: can you hear
Pearl
Yes, I can hear you voice.
Fern
And.
You received a message: sweet i can
You received a message: annoy robots
Fern
Stop purchasing space dinosaur dildos.
Pearl
What does 'annoy' mean?
Cobalt
Fern said
Stop purchasing space dinosaur dildos.
Fern
rolls out of the room
Snow
Hey, Pearl! What's up, clodder?
You received a message: did you know
You received a message: snow is into
You received a message: the thingy
You received a message: the d
You received a message: i
You received a message: l
You received a message: d
You received a message: o
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
Hhhhhhhhh
Scarlet
gets up
Snow
...
Scarlet
goes to my room
Snow
looks at porn
You received a message: Does she really like this?
Snow
I dunno.
You received a message: Maybe she'll hate you.
You received a message: SO
You received a message: YOURE THE
Snow
Maybe!
You received a message: OTHER TELEPATH
You received a message: IM GOING TO
You received a message: KILL YOU
Snow
not really listening
Scarlet
....
Scarlet
What?
You received a message: your girlfriend is
You received a message: the other voice
You received a message: or both of them
You received a message: i might be her
Snow
Oh, really?
You received a message: who knwos
Snow
still not really listening
Snow
Oo, I love this one!
Scarlet
Dawn, you're not making sense.
Pearl
sorry i di ed
Scarlet
finds that i'm out of clean clothes
Cobalt
it fine
You received a message: go ask someone else
You received a message: your size
Snow
saves a particularly weird piece of porn starring a horn-headed futa to her computer
Pearl
what i miss
Snow
im looking at porn
Cobalt
not much
Scarlet
Hdoom
Scarlet
...
Cobalt
cobalt on comp, scarlet out of clothes
Scarlet
What...?
Scarlet
Someone else my size?
Scarlet
cobalt how
Cobalt
snow looking at bad stuff, fern rolling
Scarlet
how do u know
Scarlet
OH
Scarlet
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
Scarlet
COBALT ON COMMS TELLING EVERYONE THAT
Scarlet
SCARLET HAS NO moRE CLOTHING
Cobalt
LOL
Snow
shes gonna walk around nude
Cobalt
i used [] for comms
Scarlet
nO SHE HAS
Scarlet
aA|
Pearl
wHA
You received a message: just like
You received a message: look for someone around your size
Snow
snowd love that
You received a message: ask them to borrow your clothes
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
A?
You received a message: just anybody but snow.
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
Why not..?
Snow
Oh man, this one is great!
You received a message: like the two other furries maybe and
Scarlet
It'd feel awkward otherwise.
Celadon
ok
You received a message: because snow would just get angry
Fern
walks into Scarlet's room
Snow
saves one of a six-armed spider lady being fisted to the computer
Fern
Scarlet.
Scarlet
Huh?
You received a message: quick dont bring up the problem
You received a message: robots dont have clothes
Fern
I'm here to inform you of potential traitorous individuals on the ship.
You received a message: oh darn
Fern
Who are attempting to sabotage the mission.
You received a message: i wonder who they are
Scarlet
...Who?
You received a message: dont worry, i will help you
You received a message: Im.
You received a message: Going.
You received a message: To.
You received a message: Murder.
You received a message: You.
 Scarletwhispers to ScarletShut up, voice.
Fern
....
You received a message: did you just
Fern
I'm not sure as of now.
You received a message: whisper to yourself
Fern
Currently...
Fern
It could be anyone.
Snow
Well that's a good haul for today.
Scarlet
...
Snow
looks at porn collection
Scarlet
Damn.
Scarlet
Leave.
Fern
rolls away
Snow
labelled folders like "furry" "spider" "fembot"
Cobalt
Yawning, Cobalt continues to play games on her computer, glad that nothing else weird had happened.
Scarlet
goes to the control room
Cobalt
>spider
Celadon
o im supposed to do something arent i
Scarlet
>spider
Cobalt
>fembot
Cobalt
undertale porn
Scarlet
DOES SPIDER HAVE PUSSPUSS???
Snow
snow is really into spiders in particular
Celadon
Cobalt said
undertale porn
Cobalt
Cobalt said
undertale porn
Scarlet
fem! mettaton?
Cobalt
why furry tho
Snow
well she needs to relate to some porn as well
Scarlet
catty and bratty
Celadon
lesser dog porn
Scarlet
its all
Scarlet
undertale
Snow
ew no
Scarlet
*You pet lesser dog.
Scarlet
*It's getting too big for it to fit.
Celadon
L O L
Cobalt
LOL
Celadon
o K
Scarlet
Lesser Dog has gone where no dog has gone before.
Cobalt
SSTO
You received a message: ok so
You received a message: heres your game plan
Celadon
pelase
Scarlet
activates the comms.
You received a message: you cant ask snow for clothes, and raven is masturbating or something
Scarlet
Attention to all crew.
You received a message: pearl and fern are robots
Cobalt
Huh?!
Scarlet
Fern has proposed that there are traitors on the ship.
You received a message: theres cobalt and celadon
Scarlet
People who would like to sabotage the mission.
Cobalt
Oh..
Celadon
Huh.
Scarlet
They could potentially be dangerous.
Cobalt
Cobalt gripped her phasesword thing, her experession darknening as she looked around.
Scarlet
Be alert, and report and suspicious behavior.
Scarlet
That is all.
Cobalt
What had seemed to be a lighthearted tripped had just turned into well, dangerous.
Scarlet
shuts off the comms
You received a message: good job!
Snow
falls asleep while looking at porn
Celadon
Huhhhhh
Snow
(aka, brb)
You received a message: but, what would you do if
You received a message: snow was the traitor/
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
Hm.
You received a message: Maybe I should talk more formally, seeing that you're the good ol' mighty Captain.
You received a message: Anyway, could you kill Snow? The woman you love?
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
I would..
Scarlet
attempt... to-
Scarlet
You don't know that!
You received a message: It's obvious y'know.
You received a message: I mean like, the ship is FULL of that good ol' sexual angst!
Scarlet
...
You received a message: Anyways, toodles~
Scarlet
Shutup!
Cobalt
...
Cobalt
Cobalt sighs, hitting her head a few times, in an unsuccessful attempt to get the voice out of her head.
Snow
an image of a spider lady being scissored by a snake woman with gigantic "VENOM SACS" is still on the screen
Cobalt
Sadly, it apparently failed- SSSS
Celadon
If theres traitors on the ship... Oh no! We could all die here!
Scarlet
walks into Snow's room
Snow
SNORE
Scarlet
notices Pearl
Scarlet
Oh, hey Pearl!
You received a message: Duude.
Pearl
Hi!
You received a message: She's into spiders.
Scarlet
...
You received a message: That's nasty.
Scarlet
..
Snow
SNORE
Scarlet
looks at snow's scream
Snow
Scarlet said
looks at snow's scream
Scarlet
OH MY GOD
Cobalt
Cobalt got up from her chair, phaser in hand, though turned off, as she got up to patrol one again.
Cobalt
Scarlet said
looks at snow's scream
Pearl
scrEAM
Scarlet
scream
Cobalt
snow's cream
Scarlet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cobalt
Cobalt said
snow's cream
Snow
wakes up
Snow
Gnuh>
Scarlet
....
You received a message: Were you
Snow
...Scar?
You received a message: Masturbating?!
You received a message: Man, I thought we were Buddies! Why'd you do that!
Scarlet
......
Scarlet
hhh...
Snow
What is it, Scar?
Cobalt
Snow said
...Scar?
Snow
looks at screen
Scarlet
I'm sure there's an explanation for this...
Cobalt
mufasa
Snow
Oh.
Snow
...
Snow
Am-am I going to get punished??
Scarlet
...
Pearl
That's kinky!
Scarlet
PEARL!
Pearl
I am sorry.
Scarlet
I-It's okay...
Scarlet
Snow...
Snow
FEARFUL
Snow
Yes?
Celadon
ok
Scarlet
...We'll talk about this...later.
Scarlet
In private.
Celadon
i didnt mean to do that
Celadon
but ok works
Scarlet
For now, I...
Snow
O....oh.
Scarlet
this is an awkward conversation
Snow
...
Pearl
Are you going to engage in some sort of sexual activity?
Snow
PEARL
Scarlet
PEARL
Cobalt
Cobalt, seeing Scarlet during a patrol, ran up to her, though she looked at Snow's screen.
Pearl
I am sorry, again.
Cobalt
Capta- Oh.
Snow
CLOSES WINDOW
Scarlet
COBALT
Pearl
Hello!
Cobalt
Y-Yes Captain?!
Cobalt
Cobalt quickly did a salute, blushing yet again.
Snow
cobalt x scarlet x snow
Snow
love triangle
Scarlet
Uhh...
Cobalt
every time i see captain i think of sumia
Cobalt
fuck my life
Celadon
bake pie
Scarlet
That was an exclamation of suprise..
Pearl
I am very confused
Scarlet
Ah...
Scarlet
For now, leave.
Scarlet
Please.
Pearl
Where is the other furry?? ?
Cobalt
T-Thank you!
Pearl
?? ?? ?
Scarlet
Pearl...
Snow
pEARL WE AR ENOT FURRIES
Scarlet
Snow said
pEARL WE AR ENOT FURRIES
Cobalt
Cobalt quickly fast walked away, having enough porn for a lifetime.
Scarlet
reboot snow
Pearl
You have furry ears and tails
Snow
that was intentional
Scarlet
Cobalt said
Cobalt quickly fast walked away, having enough porn for a lifetime.
Cobalt
porn! porn everywhere!
Snow
Yeah, but that doesn't mean we're...FURRIES!
Fern
...
Pearl
You could of had all the furries in a room at once! And then there'd be a yiff!
Pearl
I think yiff means hugging!
Pearl
Hugging is nice.
Snow
EXPRESSION OF LIVIDITY
Fern
Pearllll...
Fern
fuck
Cobalt
There's a distant scream as Cobalt hears the 'yiff' and the sound of running.
Scarlet
Pearl...
Scarlet
...
Pearl
Do you want a hug?
Pearl
Or, a yiff?
Snow
this is the most awkward
Cobalt
VOICE ARE THEY YIFFING EACHOTHER!?
Pearl
I can give myself a set of robotic animal ears
Cobalt
SCREAMS AGAIN AND RUNS
Pearl
Then I can be a furry too, and yiff.
Snow
peeearl
Scarlet
Pearl..
Scarlet
We are not... yiffing.
Scarlet
And..
Celadon
I wonder if they found the traitor, with all that screaming.
Celadon
At least I'm not dead.
Scarlet
There are a lot of things to be said right now.
You received a message: i'll scream up ur ass bitch
Pearl
O K
Snow
Are...are you angry at me, Scarlet?
Scarlet
Not... necessarily..
Snow
I'm sorry! I didn't mean...
Scarlet
I came here, uh, initially..
Snow
"Not necessarily"?
Scarlet
It's fine... but
Scarlet
I came here to...
Scarlet
Ask for a change of clothes
You received a message: Call 1800-565-2490 if you hear the imposter voice.
Scarlet
inb4 playboy bunny
You received a message: BECAUSE I WILL MURDER THEM.
Scarlet
I'm out of them.
Snow
Oh, er...
You received a message: Aww man.
Snow
I don't have..
You received a message: You didn't follow my advice.
You received a message: Shucks. Just look in her closet.
Celadon
Wow okay voice
Snow
I don't have anything in your size, except this one thing!
Snow
looks deep in closet
Cobalt
it dominatrix
Cobalt
outfit
Scarlet
om NO
Snow
gets playboy bunny costume
Snow
in red
Scarlet
....
Snow
I have this thing!
Scarlet
....
You received a message: period red
Scarlet
W-why...?
Snow
...
You received a message: Its red with the blood of her
Snow
Yeah!
You received a message: Monthly outings.
Scarlet
silently says something under my breath
Scarlet
Voice please...
You received a message: Dude are you like.
You received a message: The only man in this ship.
Scarlet
...
You received a message: Like I mean, I'd annoy Raven about it's true gender but it's dead.
Scarlet
No, like...
Snow
Do you want it?
Scarlet
Why do you have this?
Snow
It's for you, of course!
Scarlet
...
Snow
I was going to give it to you as a present sometime!
Celadon
Maybe I should do something besides standing in this room all day.
Scarlet
Oh...
Scarlet
Um...
Scarlet
Alright..
Scarlet
I'll take it.
Celadon
I quite like this room, though. And talking to myself.
Snow
Yay!
Scarlet
Hhhh...
Scarlet
You have a changing room in here, right?
Scarlet
...Right?
Celadon
weell
Snow
Yes!
Snow
points to bathroom
Scarlet
relief
Scarlet
...Alright.
You received a message: I GOT MILK ALL OVER ME
You received a message: PLEASE SEND ME HELP, ROBOT.
Celadon
time to draw lesbians until i can do something
Scarlet
goes into bathroom and changes into playboyt bunny outfit
Scarlet
Celadon said
time to draw lesbians until i can do something
Cobalt
back
Scarlet
cobalt
Cobalt
i spilled something
Scarlet
go fuck celadon
Scarlet
Celadon said
time to draw lesbians until i can do something
Celadon
but i wantn
Celadon
to drAW LESBIANS
Scarlet
NO
Celadon
why
Scarlet
u gotta do celadon and peral
Scarlet
pearl observing
Scarlet
playboy outfit
Pearl
bitch my names not peral
Pearl
sHIT
Cobalt
LOL pearl should canon do that
Scarlet
Pearl said
bitch my names not peral
Pearl
PELASE
Cobalt
please
Cobalt
make pearl canon do it
Pearl
wHy
Scarlet
Pearl, we really need to fix your voice things...
Cobalt
comical relief
Pearl
lOL
Scarlet
But, anyways...
Scarlet
Uh...
Cobalt
Scarlet said
Pearl, we really need to fix your voice things...
Pearl
Yes, we do.
Cobalt
see
Scarlet
question
Scarlet
is this a playboy bunny ocmplete with ears?
Cobalt
Cobalt sighed, finally resting against the wall, breathing as she thought of what was happening.
Cobalt
Though, disregarding the idea as it just brought another blush to her face.
Snow
yes
Cobalt
is this a ship just with
Cobalt
lesbian furries
Cobalt
is like scarlet only non furry
Snow
yes
Pearl
we have robots
Cobalt
robots dont fuck
Pearl
excuse u
Cobalt
fnaf porn was a lie
Snow
but snows ears are the same color as her hair and theyre usually drooped
Scarlet
eG
Scarlet
internet broke again
Snow
so its hard to notice
Celadon
oh
Cobalt
good thing there isnt a wolf furry
Snow
her hair is light brown
Scarlet
D-does it look fine...?
Cobalt
or they would have a tail on the back of their chest
Snow
she's hispanic
Celadon
L
Celadon
LOL
Celadon
its only the male wolf furries
Celadon
velouria was fine
Cobalt
thank GOD
Snow
wait no her hair is white
Snow
but her skin is dark caucasian
Cobalt
WAIT i just noticed
Scarlet
its fucking
Cobalt
we hve celadon, and vermillion last time
Scarlet
anno with bunny ears
Cobalt
ON THE ROAD TO VERMILLION CITY
Scarlet
paradise city*
Celadon
no
Cobalt
the voice is fucking
Cobalt
singing me lyrics
Celadon
ok
Cobalt
i will share
Cobalt
ON THE ROAD ON THE ROAD
Cobalt
ON THE ROAD, ON THE ROAD
Pearl
shut
Cobalt
ON THE ROAD TO VIRIDIAN CITY
Pearl
i will beat you up
Cobalt
pls dont
Pearl
i should just purposefully say most of this stuff ic
Cobalt
Scarlet
...
Cobalt
Cobalt said
Scarlet
...Pearl...
Pearl
Im sorry. I did not mean that.
Snow
wait is scarlet out in the main room
Scarlet
.....Snow?
Scarlet
shes in UR ROOM
Snow
I love it! You look great!
Celadon
waho
Scarlet
T-thank you...
Cobalt
wat to doo
Scarlet
talk to CELADON
Celadon
come're fuker
Snow
But are you a little cold?
Cobalt
ok uh
Scarlet
Uh, just a bit.
Snow
Oh, okay.
Scarlet
How can I wear this around the other people on the ship?
Snow
Uh.
Snow
I didn't really think of that.
Cobalt
Cobalt finished resting, turning to go and continue her patrol, though, in the room next to her, she saw someone rather
Cobalt
familiar.
Fern
rolls into the room
Cobalt
Oh, C-Celadon!
Snow
eyes are glancing at the barer parts of the costume and back
Snow
as if resisting the urge to look at them
Celadon
Oh hey, Cobalt!
Scarlet
notices
Scarlet
Uh...
Celadon
... You're not going to run away, are you?
Fern
Greetings, Snow and...
Snow
shuts door
Fern
....
Cobalt
Er..
Fern
turns the ufkc away\
Fern
and continues patroling
Pearl
Wow!
Snow
...What is it?
Scarlet
W-what's what?
Snow
You said "uh".
Celadon
...
Snow
Ooh! I have an idea!
Scarlet
What's the idea?
Snow
If your legs are cold, you can borrow one of my skirts! I never wear the things, anyway!
Scarlet
tfw pearl is still on the floor
Celadon
If you're going to leave again, then just do it now...
Snow
gives a blue skirt
Pearl
yea i am
Pearl
Please help
Scarlet
picks up pearl
Cobalt
She sighed, deciding to go back and try and act confident like usual.
Scarlet
stands her up straight
Scarlet
also how the fuck do you put on skirts
Pearl
Thank you
Cobalt
N-No, I promise to not to leave again..
Snow
like pants?
Pearl
i dont even know and i am a girl
Scarlet
ok???
Scarlet
lemme google this
Scarlet
for immersive purposes
Celadon
Really? Then come here.
Cobalt
Alright..
Scarlet
i.gyazo.com/d822adbf65896fe9ba3d799d4cc8789c.gifSnow
Scarlet said
i.gyazo.com/d822adbf65896fe9ba3d799d4cc8789c.gifScarlet
Scarlet said
i.gyazo.com/d822adbf65896fe9ba3d799d4cc8789c.gifCobalt
Cobalt takes a couple more steps forward, blushing as she thought of their earlier conversation.
Cobalt
post it on shoutbox
Scarlet
puts the skirt on
Cobalt
cant copy paste on thing
Scarlet
i've seen someone put it on
Celadon
I mean, like, realy close.
Scarlet
like really quickly irl
Celadon
really*
Scarlet
and they just put it over their pants
Snow
See? It looks good!
Cobalt
same when i was visiting a friends house tho
Scarlet
T-thank you...
Cobalt
i wasnt looking since i was embarrassed
Snow
glances at breasts for a second
Cobalt
Oh..
Scarlet
its not embarrasing
Scarlet
it was a few years ago
Cobalt
She takes a few more steps, blushing even more.
Scarlet
they did it in a school hallway
Scarlet
someone handed them a fucking skirt
Scarlet
and they put it on
Cobalt
she said she was changing and i got embarrassed but
Cobalt
it was just a skirt
Celadon
Now, real quick, answer the question I asked you yesterday.
Cobalt
after i realized it it was hilarious for some reason
Snow
Do you like the bunny ears?
Cobalt
.. I...
Cobalt
Despite her worsening blush, she took a deep breath, preparing for what she was about to say.
Cobalt
Y-Yes...
Snow
gets back on computer
Celadon
.. O-Oh, really?
Cobalt
Y-Yes.. I-I like you Celadon.. In that way...
Snow
FIRST LESBIANS WOOOO
Cobalt
can i gave a cookie
Scarlet
bullshit
Scarlet
snow and scarlet count
Scarlet
I mean..
Snow
first official lesbians
Snow
Yeah?
Celadon
Haha... I knew it...
Scarlet
Yours or the outfit?
Snow
The outfit.
Snow
But, do you like mine?
Cobalt
I-Isn't it weird though..?
Scarlet
Yes.
Snow
Thanks!
Cobalt
for a second i thought i heard someone shout shaun
Cobalt
it was just my youtube tho
Celadon
Why would it be weird?
Snow
goes back to browsing porn
Scarlet
They look cute on you.
Cobalt
I-I mean.. You're my friend and all... Yet I still l-love you..
Snow
Thanks!
Scarlet
looks over at computer
Scarlet
.
Snow
minimizes window
Scarlet
I'm..
Scarlet
In the room...
Snow
Oh.
Snow
Sorry!
Snow
...
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
It's... uh..
Scarlet
fine.
Celadon
W-Well, I love you too, you know. For a while now, actually, so I don't think it's weird.
Scarlet
By the way.
Snow
Yeah?
Cobalt
W-What..?
Scarlet
the entire ship shakes
Scarlet
SHIT
Scarlet
GOTTA GO BYE
Snow
what
Cobalt
Y-You lov- Ah!
Scarlet
runs to the control panel
Snow
whAT
Scarlet
whoops it's an asteroid field
Celadon
oh NO
Cobalt
Cobalt trips and falls over onto Celadon
Scarlet
hot
Cobalt
gotta take advantage
Celadon
lOL
Scarlet
Scarlet said
hot
Scarlet
Cobalt said
Cobalt trips and falls over onto Celadon
Celadon
Gah!
Snow
runs after Scarlet
Snow
Scar?!
Scarlet
switches autopilot off
Celadon
jsut AT THAt MoemTn MY DOG
Cobalt
S-Sorry! W-What was that?!
Cobalt
LOL
Scarlet
ASTEROIDS.
Snow
Oh, no...
Scarlet
deep breath
Celadon
I-I don't know...
Celadon
i cryhng
Scarlet
Mind handling the guns?
Scarlet
We might need to destroy an asteroid.
Snow
Alright!
Scarlet
talking slowly through gritted teeth
Scarlet
is very concentrated
Snow
starts using the weapons
Cobalt
A-Anyway Celadon.. Y-You love me..?
Celadon
Uh.. Y-Yes, I do.
Celadon
And you're uh... Still ontop of me. I don't mind, though.
Cobalt
She didn't bother to get off of her, just staring at her.
Cobalt
O-Oh.. I-I'm.. So happy...
Fern
fern enters Celadon and Cobalt's room
Snow
Commander Scarlet!
Fern
...
Scarlet
Yes?
Snow
Hull misssiles down!
Celadon
a HA
Cobalt
..Oh..
Celadon
. . .
Scarlet
what the fuck is a hull missile
Snow
they're power missiles
Cobalt
She blushed again, and quickly rolled off of Celadon, to look at Fern.
Scarlet
ok
Snow
theyre supposed to pierce through hulls so theyre really powerful
Cobalt
H-Hello Fern!
Scarlet
Shit!
Snow
one of them got taken out
Scarlet
spaceflight except nobody has any idea what they are doing
Snow
Where's our engineer?
Scarlet
Not sure!
Fern
You two are..
Snow
Switching to burst lasers!
Celadon
Uhm.
Fern
interacting in interesting ways while we are in an ASTEROID FIELD?
Snow
burst lasers fire multiple at a time
Celadon
... What?
Cobalt
Oh.. So that's what it was...
Fern
WE COULD DIE.
Celadon
Shit.
Celadon
this is actually the first time she ever swore.
Celadon
in her life
Cobalt
>flashback to a movie
Snow
Halberd lasers at full power!
Snow
Should I fire?
Cobalt
>halberd
Scarlet
KIRBY.
Snow
halberd lasers
Cobalt
STARTS HUMMING HALBERD THEME
Cobalt
VERY LOUDLY
Snow
last for a long time
Scarlet
*metta knight comes out of the wall*
Snow
they hit multiple targets
Celadon
Well, if we're going to die, might as well enjoy our last moments, am I right?
Scarlet
well snow is bid
Scarlet
considering
Cobalt
Yeah!
Scarlet
the only one who's played FTL
Cobalt
metta knight
Scarlet
is bid
Cobalt
what was ftl
Snow
faster than light
Snow
best game ever
Cobalt
/meah
Scarlet
bullshit
Cobalt
ah
Scarlet
MEAH
Cobalt
slash meah
Cobalt
shhh
Celadon
meAH
Scarlet
OI M8 COMEAH
Cobalt
nno
Snow
Scarlet! I
Scarlet
You...?
Snow
I'm firing the Halberd Cannons!
Scarlet
Do it!
Cobalt
But, would we really die from an asteroid field?
Snow
hits like five asteroids
Celadon
Possibly.
Fern
Yes.
Celadon
So, kiss me before we blow up.
Fern
fucking leaves
Cobalt
From what I ca- Oh, sure!
Cobalt
She goes back down to where Celadon was, eagerly going to kiss her.
Pearl
hoyl shti we goan die
Cobalt
Her tail swooshing a bit in happiness as she did so.
Cobalt
PEARL LOL
Scarlet
Pearl said
hoyl shti we goan die
Cobalt
oh yeah, dont kill anybdy tonight
Celadon
Pearl said
hoyl shti we goan die
Cobalt
you can wait every other night
Scarlet
ok
Snow
Scarlet! Burst missiles down!
Cobalt
and im pretty certain you can wait every 2 nights too
Scarlet
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pearl
fuck em eup the ass
Pearl
the ass ido not have
Snow
Halberd cannon isn't charged, and the ion cannon's'll do fuck-all.
Scarlet
SHIT
Scarlet
do we have the
Scarlet
the headcanons?
Snow
yes
Scarlet
FIRE THE HEADCANONS
Snow
but theyre a last resort because they drain our power
Scarlet
*PEARL X GREG*
Pearl
fuck
Snow
Should I fire the Headcanons?
Pearl
mO
Cobalt
Pearl said
mO
You received a message: moo
Pearl
grEGI S a Fat BITCH
You received a message: MOO.
Pearl
hhoAAOh
Snow
Pearl said
grEGI S a Fat BITCH
Scarlet
pearl is saying this in a room all alone
You received a message: Fire them
Pearl
Scarlet said
pearl is saying this in a room all alone
You received a message: Now
You received a message: Do it.
Pearl
yes
You received a message: Just do it.
Scarlet
No... I think i can get us out of it.
Scarlet
ok shia
You received a message: You should like
You received a message: Get your AI fixed.
Snow
Just do it, then!
Scarlet
flies between two large asteroids
Pearl
fu k u voice!! i do what i want!!
Pearl
i ma reble!!
Scarlet
reblel
Cobalt
Though, Cobalt pulled out, her blush even brighter.
Pearl
u cant tel l me what TO DO!
Snow
Nice one, Scarlet!
Cobalt
C-Curse that voice...
Pearl
MOM
Scarlet
HHHHHH.
Snow
is pearl drunk
You received a message: Mom?
Celadon
Huh..?
You received a message: I've never had a mom..
Celadon
T-The voice? What's it telling you?
Snow
Halberd cannon powered up!
Scarlet
Great...
Scarlet
It's...
Snow
fires the halberd cannon
Cobalt
E-Er.. N-Naughty things...
Scarlet
over n-
Pearl
moms succ
Scarlet
...
Cobalt
L-Like, you know how our ears are sensitive and such..?
Snow
Oh, shit! Sorry!
Cobalt
In that er.. way?
Celadon
O-Oh...
Scarlet
I can forgive it.
Snow
powers down weapons
Scarlet
Because we're ALIVE!
Snow
gets up
Snow
Y...YEAH!
Scarlet
I'm gonna go talk to the others about.
Scarlet
Doing absolutely nothing.
Pearl
HaahHOO
Scarlet
Pearl said
HaahHOO
Scarlet
is
Cobalt
S-Sorry Celadon.. D-Do you want to kiss again?
Pearl
falls over
Snow
Huh.
Scarlet
pearl one of those bands my mom listents to
Scarlet
HAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scarlet
HAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scarlet
SAY WHAT YOU CAN SEE RIGHT BEFORE THE FALL
Snow
walks past cobalt and celadon
Cobalt
wwhat
Celadon
U-Uh.. Sure...
Snow
What're you two doing?
Celadon
oh
Celadon
Hi there.
Snow
wait where are you
Scarlet
arrives after snow
Cobalt
She goes back to kiss her, though not before realizing Snow was there.
Scarlet
in their room
Snow
oh shit sorry
Cobalt
And she still didn't notice, still being rather focused on it.
Cobalt
idk
Scarlet
so undo that
Scarlet
?
Pearl
watta hpen
Snow
goes to her room
Snow
/me
Celadon
i love how it died for a mometn there
Scarlet
goes to Celadon's room
Cobalt
LOL yeah
Celadon
Pearl said
watta hpen
Snow
Wonder how Celadon and Cobalt're doing.
Scarlet
WHY WERE YOU TWO N...
Scarlet
ot...
Scarlet
...
Snow
hacks into their computer camera
Cobalt
Ah!
Celadon
. . .
Snow
Oh-oooh!
Scarlet
WE WERE GOING THROUGH AND ASTEROID FIELD
Snow
...
Cobalt
Cobalt jumps, pulling away once again.
Scarlet
AND YOU TWO WERE FUCKING?
Cobalt
N-No!
Snow
Hooot.
Celadon
Were we?
Snow
begins recording the video
Scarlet
snow you fuck
Cobalt
W-We were just kissing!
Celadon
Oh.
Scarlet
THAT STILL DOESN'T EXCUSE NOT ACTING.
Cobalt
I-I mean.. Did you er, want to..Er.. Y-Yes Captain!
Pearl
i love the salt
Pearl
dleic
Scarlet
she says this while in the playboy outfit
Celadon
Huh.
Cobalt
She was both confused, and her attention was divided between her leader and her love, both of which were making her embar
Cobalt
embarrased*g oddamnit limit
Celadon
That's a nice outfit you have.
Cobalt
Er.. Yeah. It looks nice.
Scarlet
...Uh..
Scarlet
Uhhh...
Snow
GIGGLES LOUDLY
Scarlet
...I'm cutting both of your provisions.
Celadon
Aw, what?
Scarlet
walks away quickly
Scarlet
into my room
Cobalt
That sucks..
Snow
keeps recording in hopes of more sex
Celadon
Yea...
Celadon
...
Cobalt
Snow said
keeps recording in hopes of more sex
Scarlet
finds that my bed was somehow overturned
Scarlet
also it popped
Scarlet
due to the asteroid impact
Celadon
i read that as pooped
Celadon
i was ocnfused
Scarlet
Celadon said
i read that as pooped
Cobalt
what did
Scarlet
POOPING BED LEL
Celadon
gdO
Cobalt
popped bed??
Cobalt
wat
Celadon
poop
Scarlet
its an airbed
Cobalt
ah
Pearl
im dyign
Scarlet
SNOW
Scarlet
FIX PEARL
Pearl
swno
Cobalt
Um.. What do you want to do now.. C-Celadon..?
Snow
turns on speakers for their computer
Celadon
I don't know. Being walked in on kind of ruins the mood.
Snow
whispering
Snow
fuuuuck
Celadon
goD
Pearl
pELASE
Pearl
HEL PME
Cobalt
Yeah.. B-But hey, isn't it happy to know that our feelings are shared..?
You received a message: Duuude.
Snow
fUuUuuUUCK
You received a message: Are you ok?
Pearl
IM NTO O KH ELP
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
hhhh...
Scarlet
walks out of my room
Scarlet
knocks on Snow's room
Celadon
Mhm.
Snow
CLOSES SCREEN
Scarlet
snow's door
Snow
Hello, Scarlet!
Cobalt
Scarlet said
knocks on Snow's room
Scarlet
Hey, snow.
Pearl
ElaSE
Snow
opens door
Pearl
ELISE
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
kicks pearl
Cobalt
Scarlet said
...
Cobalt
Pearl said
ELISE
Scarlet
it usually fixes her
Cobalt
oniichan
Pearl
geTS UP
Scarlet
like an old wiimote
Pearl
Hi!
Scarlet
Hey.
Scarlet
So, Pearl.
Cobalt
Er.. Oh yeah, right..
Scarlet
...My bed is sortof wrecked, and..
Scarlet
I...
Scarlet
Needtosleepwithyou.
Pearl
That's hot!
Scarlet
PEARL NOT IN THAT WAY!
Snow
No, you can sleep with me if you want!
Cobalt
Uhm, here you go, Celadon!
Scarlet
A-alright...
Snow
My bed's not inflatable, it's a real matress!
Cobalt
She said, remember that they were still on the ground, and stood up
Cobalt
offering her a hand
Scarlet
Okay...
Celadon
Oh, right.
Snow
Besides, Pearl, do you even have a bed?
You received a message: Take out the chlorofoam
Snow
Can you even feel comfort?
You received a message: Free 3some.
Celadon
takes her hand, pulling herself up
You received a message: If you can get Fern, its a 4some.
Pearl
No.
You received a message: Or hell, drug em all. Gigantic gangbang.
Pearl
I don't know what comfort is.
Snow
Oh.
You received a message: You should probably
You received a message: Leave them be
Snow
Well, see?
Scarlet
...
You received a message: They're going to 'hug' alot.
You received a message: ALOOOT.
Pearl
Why, voice? Are they going to do sexual stuff?
Snow
I'll sleep on the floor if you want?
You received a message: Yes.
Scarlet
No, it's fine.
Pearl
Okay.
Pearl
leAVES
Scarlet
I can sleep on the floor if it makes you feel more comfortable.
Scarlet
...
You received a message: I'll even bet you imaginary money on it!
Scarlet
huh.
Snow
No, no, no!
Pearl
Okay, voice.
You received a message: Close the door.
Snow
I'll sleep on the floor! If anything, it'll help me sleep better.
You received a message: Give 'em some privacy.
You received a message: Though, I only exist in your mind as a fragment of your most inner and dark desires.
Pearl
closes the door
Snow
I always have trouble waking up because my bed is really comfy.
Pearl
I did not know I had desires
You received a message: I mean, I exist in everybody's mind.
You received a message: Just share the bed!
You received a message: And yes, even you have desires.
You received a message: I could tell you.
You received a message: Scarlet will be fine.
Pearl
What are they?
You received a message: Share it.
You received a message: She won't mind.
Snow
Maybe we could compromise! We could share!
You received a message: What do you have to offer?
Pearl
Nothing.
You received a message: My heavenly advice doesn't come for free!
You received a message: So no-can-do.
Scarlet
A...
Scarlet
Uh..
Scarlet
Alright..
Pearl
I can give you a nice compliment.
Scarlet
Well...
Snow
Okay!
You received a message: Oooo! Such as?
Scarlet
I'm gonna change.
Snow
Alright!
Scarlet
does snow have a bathroom attatched to her room
Snow
yes
Pearl
You're voice sounds lovely.
Pearl
youR*
Pearl
dammti
Snow
thats where you changed last time
You received a message: Wow! Thanks ro-man-woman!
Scarlet
You're a dumbass
Scarlet
If your dumb ass
Scarlet
Can't tell the two apart
Scarlet
Whenever you see an apostrophe
Scarlet
It literally just means "you are"
Pearl
Now can you tell me?
You received a message: Well.
Snow
is this a joke
Scarlet
what a joke
Snow
Scarlet said
If your dumb ass
Snow
Scarlet said
Can't tell the two apart
You received a message: Y'See, I can't exactly do that soooo
Snow
Scarlet said
Whenever you see an apostrophe
You received a message: Toodles!
Celadon
. . .
Scarlet
its a grammar song
Cobalt
Um..
Scarlet
Celadon
Welll, since there's nothing else to do... Could you tell me again what that voice was telling you?
Snow
o
Pearl
I feel betrayed
Cobalt
A-Are you sure..?
Snow
waits for scar to change
Celadon
Mhm.
Scarlet
MUFASA!
You received a message: Wait.. Scar?!
Cobalt
I MADE THAT JOKE
Cobalt
ON FUCKING DAY 2
Scarlet
shut
Scarlet
....
Pearl
lays down on the ground and cries nonexistent robot tears
Scarlet
Huh...?
Scarlet
Pearl said
lays down on the ground and cries nonexistent robot tears
Scarlet
she's leaking
Cobalt
W-Well..
Pearl
I think I am dying
You received a message: Well
You received a message: Robots have monthly thing too
You received a message: I think.
Scarlet
changes into
Scarlet
night clothes
You received a message: WAIT WHERE DID OYU
You received a message: GET THE CLOTHES
You received a message: HOW THE FUCK
Snow
what are your night clothes
Scarlet
less clothes
You received a message: oh
Pearl
peen
Snow
snow likes that
Cobalt
Snow said
snow likes that
Scarlet
Pearl said
peen
Cobalt
Pearl said
peen
Celadon
Pearl said
peen
Snow
Pearl said
peen
Cobalt
"peen snow likes that"
Scarlet
WORDS OF WISDOM!
Pearl
Pearl said
peen
Pearl
Snow said
snow likes that
Scarlet
TO LIVE BY!
Scarlet
Pearl said
peen
Scarlet
Snow said
snow likes that
Cobalt
snow likes peen
Snow
the less clothes
Snow
not peen
Cobalt
take that to heart
Snow
snow is a lesbian
Cobalt
W-Well then..
Pearl
u likea the peener
Scarlet
vagina is the anti-peen
Cobalt
Pearl said
u likea the peener
Cobalt
likea
Scarlet
like ikea
Cobalt
can pearl have a mario accent
Scarlet
but shittier
Pearl
like-a
Pearl
like mayro
Pearl
amriro
Pearl
marior
Pearl
mario
Cobalt
/me
Cobalt
/me
Cobalt
/me
Cobalt
/me
Scarlet
STOP
Cobalt
just
Scarlet
STOP
Cobalt
joking
Snow
damit NET
Cobalt
dont
Scarlet
NET
Celadon
Well?
Scarlet
STOP WE NEED TO START THE GAME
Celadon
slash me
Cobalt
Uhm.. W-Well..
Cobalt
It was telling me to er.. Pet your ears..
Celadon
Huh.
Scarlet
walks into the room timidly
Scarlet
Hum...
Snow
Hey, Scarlet!
Scarlet
H-hi...
Scarlet
scarlet with less clothes
You received a message: be the erza scarlet to her
You received a message: yellow girl
Pearl
wkae me up
You received a message: with cellestial crap
Scarlet
quickly jumps into bed
Scarlet
I'mjustgonnagotobedearly.
You received a message: You got Erza Scarlet in your bed!
Snow
snow's night clothes are just her regular clothes because shes always wearing a white t-shirt and shorts
You received a message: Go get em!
Cobalt
I-Isn
Scarlet
who the fuck wears SHORTS
Scarlet
on a SPACESHIP
Cobalt
I-Isn't that embarrasing?
Cobalt
i do
Snow
Really? I'd say it's a normal time to go to bed.
Cobalt
i mean like
Pearl
ya MOM
Scarlet
Wellgreatthen!
Cobalt
i would wear shorts on a spaceship
Snow
they're SPACE SHORTS
Scarlet
Don'tlookatmeplease.
Cobalt
i would wear shorts everyday
Scarlet
i imagined like anno's clothes
Scarlet
for all
Snow
goes on computer for a while
Scarlet
anyways SHORTS ARE SHIT CLOTHES
Snow
looks up
Celadon
Er... I don't know.
Snow
not porn
Celadon
At least it's nothing that bad.
Scarlet
voice help gimme romantic advice
Cobalt
Y-Yeah.. It could of been worse.. Heh..
Pearl
im alwyas a slut for doritos
You received a message: For 4.99 a minute I'll leave you
Scarlet
#Pearlidot
You received a message: BREATTHHHLESSSS
Scarlet
thats not FUCKING HELPING
You received a message: Fine.
You received a message: What do you need.
You received a message: AND THE NAME ISNT VOICE ITS
You received a message: DAWN.
Snow
Yeah, I'm startin' to get a little tired...
Scarlet
whispers so snow can't hear me
Snow
I guess that means...an hour more, at least.
 Scarletwhispers to ScarletWell..
You received a message: Okay, so basically, Snow should probably have chlorofoam hidden in her bathroom.
 Scarletwhispers to Scarlet...
 Scarletwhispers to ScarletNo.
Cobalt
why are you whispering to yourself
Snow
ITS WHISPERING IC
You received a message: It was a joke.
Celadon
Yes, way worse. At least they didn't straight up ask you to bang me.
 Pearlwhispers to Pearlu look hot
Cobalt
Mhm.. T-That would of been embarrassing, right..?
 Scarletwhispers to ScarletHow do I...
Snow
...yeah, I'm going to bed.
You received a message: Anyway, you just like.
Celadon
Hm.
Snow
goes into her bed
You received a message: Find some way to accidentally touch her.
Scarlet
stops whispering
 Pearlwhispers to PearlAccording to all known laws of aviation,
Scarlet
Night.
Snow
cuddles up close to scarlet
You received a message: Or hell, pretend to have a bad nightmare in the middle of the night.
Snow
Night.
 Pearlwhispers to PearlThere is no way a bee should be able to fly
You received a message: Scream, act all scared.
Snow
falls asleep in about three seconds flat
You received a message: Look to her for comfort.
 Pearlwhispers to PearlbuT I FlIEs anyway bcus FUck w ME
 Pearlwhispers to PearlI AHTE EB
You received a message: Ill fuck with you
You received a message: Anytime
Pearl
ok
You received a message: Wait I mean
You received a message: Toodles
Scarlet
I can clear these skies in 10 seconds flat!
Cobalt
flat
Cobalt
IS
Cobalt
JUSTICCEEEE
Scarlet
Just watch me, Twilight Sprinkle!
Scarlet
goes to bed
Pearl
my body is ready
Scarlet
elets fucking sleep
Scarlet
next day before it kicks us
Cobalt
Er..
Cobalt
D-Do you want to sleep then.. Celadon..?
Cobalt
L-Like, together..?
Scarlet
Cobalt said
L-Like, together..?
Celadon
In what way do you mean this?
Celadon
I'm fine with either.
Cobalt
Just, sleeping..
Celadon
Oh, okay.
Cobalt
O-Oh wait, you're fine with doing.. that?
Celadon
Yea, why?
Cobalt
L-Let's do it then..
Celadon
OH.
Cobalt
Er.. Is it bad that I want to do it with you?
Fern
Cobalt said
Er.. Is it bad that I want to do it with you?
Snow
mOG
Cobalt
hurry so i can
Cobalt
get milk
Celadon
No, I just didn't think you'd suggest it... but .. Uh, sure.
Cobalt
Oh.. A-Alright then!
Cobalt
TO MILK
Cobalt
FLIES AWAY
Pearl
hOT YIFF
You received a message: FERN
You received a message: NEW
You received a message: MOVE FERN
You received a message: opps
You received a message: FERN
You received a message: JAIL SOMEONE
You received a message: LIKE PEARL
You received a message: HAVE HOT ROBOT SEX
Pearl
jaielr
-
You have been blindfolded and sent to jail!
Scarlet
....Poil.
Pearl
What
Scarlet
we kill nobody.
-
You received a message: in your mafia conversations you
You received a message: should act all serious
Snow
wakes up
You received a message: everybody thought you were an idiot, but you were secretly the mastermind behind everything
Pearl
ok
You received a message: itll suck trying to find someone to kill since
You received a message: you cant kill fern.
You received a message: wait nvm you can
Pearl
Snow
holding scarlet in a tight embrace
You received a message: i mean uhh
You received a message: i totally dont know jailor and mafia!
You received a message: aha!
Scarlet
who is on top
Cobalt
Snow said
holding scarlet in a tight embrace
Cobalt
Scarlet said
who is on top
Snow
i d'know
Cobalt
did like
Cobalt
everybody bang
Cobalt
in that one night
Scarlet
WHO IS ON TOP
Scarlet
I GOTTA KNOW
Snow
we didnt bnAG YET
Scarlet
pick a SIDE
Scarlet
PICK HEAD OR TAIL
Cobalt
you mean
Cobalt
ear or tail
Cobalt
get it because furry
Scarlet
SHUT
Snow
i think snow is a sub
Scarlet
'
Celadon
wow
Cobalt
fuck i spilled milk over me
Cobalt
just gotta
Celadon
gj
Fern
that wasnt milk
Fern
also are you eating fucking beakfast?
Snow
snow took her pants off during the night for comfort
Cobalt
Snow said
snow took her pants off during the night for comfort
Cobalt
but she wears shorts
Snow
her shorts
Cobalt
conspiracy
Scarlet
wakes up ontop of snow
Cobalt
no, i just drink milk all the time
Cobalt
anywayyy
Cobalt
Cobalt yawns, stretching as she woke up, though blushing as she noticed a few more things.
Snow
Hi, Scar...
Scarlet
yawns
Scarlet
Morning, Sn...
Scarlet
oh...
Cobalt
..Oh.. That wasn't a dream...
Snow
You're...
Snow
yawns
Scarlet
Uh...
You received a message: Ooooh!
Celadon
for once she is actually still asleep and not doing her job
Snow
comfy...
Celadon
You received a message: So close yet so far!
Scarlet
Uhhhh...
Scarlet
turns scarlet
Scarlet
blush
Scarlet
get it
Celadon
sotp
Scarlet
i made this joke twice now
You received a message: You're so close to getting to home base!
Snow
ucker
Scarlet
it wasn't funny either time
Cobalt
>rwby rp flashback
Scarlet
when the FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN
Celadon
ehwat
Cobalt
it all started when i
Cobalt
got into a game on rwby
Celadon
tHERE WAS A RP?
Cobalt
no
Scarlet
INSTEAD OF FIGHTING GRIMM
Cobalt
it was on rwby random game
Scarlet
YOU
Cobalt
they were
Scarlet
FUCKED WEISS?
Cobalt
no
Celadon
whAT HAPPEEND
Cobalt
BASICALLY
Cobalt
since i like ruby i play as her, then i join a game
Cobalt
THERES FUCKING WEISS, BLAKE, AND THEN ANOTHER BLAKE
Cobalt
AND
Cobalt
crazy cat lady to
Snow
yawns
Cobalt
a WHOLE new level
Celadon
whath ape
Snow
Scarlet, you're kinda...on top of me...
Celadon
hapepn
Snow
I need to get out of bed...
Cobalt
in short
Cobalt
blakes had leashes
Celadon
sL O
Scarlet
O-oh!
Celadon
LOL
Scarlet
Uhm!
Cobalt
weiss was fucking dominative like holy shit
Scarlet
pushes away and falls off of the bed in the process
Celadon
wAHT /
Scarlet
CAT BLAKE
Celadon
what did you do
Cobalt
they probably erped but i quit before i saw anything but anyway from what i saw
Cobalt
i join, blake leash, weiss dominative right
Cobalt
so i go and play the game silently like any good rwby player
Cobalt
and them rping in the chat continues
Celadon
why were they doing this in a public game
Scarlet
they wanted people
Scarlet
to see
Cobalt
with weiss being all "you knwo you like that, dont you kitties?"
Scarlet
they are internet terrorists
Celadon
I GOna CR Y WHY
Cobalt
and the 2 blakes being "y-yes master.." "aahh~" when weiss pet themm
Scarlet
I am SO SORRY
Celadon
WAhT
Scarlet
I AM SO SO SO SO SORRY!
Celadon
o K STOP
Scarlet
so
Snow
Nah, it's okay, Scar...
Celadon
nO MRORE
Scarlet
it's literally just
Cobalt
ok
Snow
I'm fine with it...
Scarlet
our apartment RP
Cobalt
i have more to the story
Scarlet
without tom
Cobalt
LOL
Celadon
lo L
Cobalt
we should totally do this on chatzy in the future
Cobalt
so we dont have ppl dying
Celadon
i didnt really think through either of my characters too well but if we do continue this i w ill
Snow
things are just
Scarlet
i really do like this
Cobalt
same
Snow
eleven times better without tom
Snow
we need to ad more scifi drama
Cobalt
apartment rp but fem!tom
Celadon
qucik lets continue
Scarlet
THE VULCANS!
Cobalt
U-Uhm.. C-Celadon....
Scarlet
O-oh...
Celadon
Ehh..? I'm trying... to sleep...
Cobalt
Blushing, Cobalt managed to poke Celadon, covering them both with the sheets.
Cobalt
W-We need to work...
Celadon
... Wait
Celadon
OH NO
Celadon
qUICKLY geTS UP
Celadon
I GOTTA DO MY JOB
Snow
The place was cold during the night. I need to fix the AC systems...
Snow
squirms
Cobalt
I-I know! We both do!
Scarlet
C-can we..
Scarlet
Um..
Scarlet
Do it again???
Scarlet
Tonight??
Celadon
I WOKE UP LATE
Celadon
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
Scarlet
wait
Snow
Do it again...?
Scarlet
so if the mafia meetings happen
Scarlet
does that mean they like
Cobalt
W-We stayed up.. er.. late too!
Scarlet
talk to their partner in crime
Scarlet
while fucking eachother
Scarlet
and the other doesn't notice
Celadon
L WOL
Cobalt
LOL
Cobalt
"hey man, who we gonna kill?"
Cobalt
"w-whaa?~"
Cobalt
"nothin, m'love"
Celadon
I KNOW WE DID BUT I DIDNT WANT THIS
Celadon
AAAAAAAAAA
Cobalt
I-Im sorry!
Scarlet
"Well, I think that MMH! is a pretty good target....
Cobalt
LOL
Snow
wait did we fuck during the night
Celadon
I GOTTA DO MY JOB ASAP
Scarlet
no
Scarlet
cudlde again
Cobalt
O-Oh yeah there's traitors!
Scarlet
stares down the last traitor, covered in the blood of my peers
Celadon
Oh
Scarlet
the aliens have invaded the ship
Snow
Oh...cuddling?
Scarlet
war is happening
Cobalt
She quickly gets up, grabbing her clothes and putting them on, before squirming around the room to find her sword.
Cobalt
you...
Cobalt
you...
Scarlet
the traitor looks at me, adorned in white
Cobalt
TRAITOR
Cobalt
DOES SOME SICK SPINS BEFORE
Cobalt
ATTACKING THE TRAITOR
Scarlet
he quickly flips out his electric weapon.
Cobalt
but it was too late..
Cobalt
the traitors were too strong..
Scarlet
he spins the weapon around, and lunges at me.
Celadon
hurriedly puts on clothes
Scarlet
Y-yes...
Celadon
This is just great! I've woken up late and there's still the traitors!
Pearl
is still laying on the ground
Scarlet
rushes to put on my clothes
Cobalt
I-I'm so sorry Celadon!
Snow
got kicked
Scarlet
I need to make sure our course is clear...
Scarlet
W-we all woke up late!
Celadon
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cobalt
they find theyre on some random ass planet
Fern
fern walks into the room
Fern
Do not worry.
Cobalt
too busy fucking/cuddling to notice them crashin-
Snow
actually that sounds like a good idea
Cobalt
partypooper
Celadon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Celadon
GOD
Cobalt
I-IM SORRY!
Fern
I took care of all necessary things while you were sleeping.
Celadon
literlaly sobbing
Celadon
HOW COUDL THIS HAPPEN
Cobalt
Cobalt finally found her 2 phase swords, luckily turned off, and put them on her belt, finishing her whole outfit before
Cobalt
running to Celadon.
Cobalt
W-What is it?!
Celadon
I NEVER WAKE UP LATE
Fern
leaves the room triumphantly
Cobalt
she can dual wield phase swords as
Cobalt
homage to cobalt
Scarlet
Thanks, Fern.
Celadon
THIS IS THE WORST.
Scarlet
Cmon, Snow.
Snow
Okay!
Snow
puts on a new pair of pants
Cobalt
I-I'm so sorry Celadon! C-Come on!
Snow
they are red
Cobalt
shorts.
Celadon
i cANT
Celadon
I CANT FACE ANYONE NOW
Scarlet
runs to the control room in my playboy bunny outfit (tm)
Cobalt
N-No! It's fine!
Celadon
aaaaAAAA
Cobalt
I-I'm sure nobody will mind, Celadon!
Celadon
It's not fine!
Scarlet
makes sure that everything is fine
Snow
ok but
Snow
how big is everyones tits
Scarlet
who is the mechanic
Scarlet
scarlet is
Snow
i want to know this because i am gay
Scarlet
Snow said
i want to know this because i am gay
Snow
i am a gay man
Scarlet
Snow said
i am a gay man
Snow
i am not straight
Scarlet
????????????
Celadon
why does thsi matter
Raven
uh
Snow
i want to know everyones boob size
Cobalt
by gay man do you mean like
Celadon
i dont know
Cobalt
lesbian gay or are you
Cobalt
actually gay
Snow
no it was a joke
Cobalt
oh ok
Snow
i was jokingly trying to assert my non-pervertedness
Scarlet
however
Scarlet
it is VERY important
Scarlet
that all of the in-rp character boob sizes are known
Cobalt
how do you
Snow
snow has small
Scarlet
and is vital to the mission
Cobalt
even measure those again
Snow
a-cup
Snow
maybe b-cup
Scarlet
if you go over D cup it's an anime
Scarlet
is the measurement
Celadon
i dont even know how boob sizes works and i hAVE BOOBS
Snow
scarlet probably has D
Celadon
i am the worst
Cobalt
Snow said
scarlet probably has D
Cobalt
she got d
Scarlet
i only know because
Cobalt
i knew snow like the peen
Scarlet
i play TiTs
Scarlet
and i have to select a size for every character
Snow
makes sense
Cobalt
o
Celadon
ok
Snow
x-size tits
Scarlet
it goes up to Big E size
Cobalt
it bigger than
Cobalt
the ship
Cobalt
the ship is literally just
Cobalt
:camilla:
Scarlet
scarlet is c
You received a message: a b c d e f g
Scarlet
for cock
You received a message: y d o i h a v e t o d o t h i s h e l p
Celadon
hlep
Snow
but what would b be
Snow
bingbong
Scarlet
makes sure that all is alright
Scarlet
b is butthole
Scarlet
a is
Scarlet
anus
Pearl
my boob size is fuck u
Cobalt
Pearl said
my boob size is fuck u
Snow
Pearl said
my boob size is fuck u
Scarlet
pearl is like
Scarlet
completely flat
Pearl
yes
Scarlet
pearls dont have bobs
Snow
pearl is a FUCKING ROBOT
Pearl
nico nico nothing
Cobalt
Pearl said
nico nico nothing
Scarlet
she IS a fucking robot
Cobalt
Pearl
36.media.tumblr.com/337f827bcc553568bc383ceec8c62bad/tumblr_nkdreygnHy1slibzjo1_400.jpgCobalt
Pearl said
36.media.tumblr.com/337f827bcc553568bc383ceec8c62bad/tumblr_nkdreygnHy1slibzjo1_400.jpgScarlet
fuck
Cobalt
lol
Snow
we should actually rp
Scarlet
ye
Scarlet
Thank god everything's ok.
Snow
Yeah...
Scarlet
In a few more days, we'll deliver our cargo.
Snow
Great!
Snow
I bet you could've gotten everything back in control anyways, even if Fern wasn't here.
Scarlet
Aw, thank you.
Cobalt
C-Come on Celadon!
Cobalt
We'll figure something out!
Celadon
aAAA
Cobalt
cobalt wings it
Cobalt
all the time
Celadon
NO
Scarlet
Alright...
Scarlet
So..
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
Pearl.
Pearl
helpme
Scarlet
kicks pearl
Scarlet
shes in the control room now
Pearl
fcugki bitch
Scarlet
IT HELPS HER VOICE
Pearl
getS UP
Pearl
ive bene alying on the ground all night
Snow
gets on computer
Celadon
I give up. Its over.
Snow
begins working on the ac systemm
Celadon
I have failed my job
Cobalt
C-Celadon! You haven't!
Snow
while at the same time looking at porn
Cobalt
We're just like, 10 minutes late!
Scarlet
Pearl, go bother Celadon and Cobalt.
Celadon
I have woken up early every single morning to do it.
Celadon
THAT'S STILL LATE
Pearl
O K
Pearl
rUNS OVER THERE
Pearl
BUrSTS INTO THE ROOM
Cobalt
AAAA
Pearl
HELLO
Cobalt
screams
Celadon
OH MYGOD
Snow
someone should draw the crew
Scarlet
punch me in the THROAT
Pearl
Snow said
someone should draw the crew
Cobalt
IM BEING INSULTED BY
Snow
because i cant draw
Scarlet
RIGHT NOW
Cobalt
THE VOICE AND NOW
Pearl
i wonder who can....
Scarlet
u can draw
Snow
whats the ship called
Cobalt
PEARL IS HERE AND CELADON IS SCREAMING
Scarlet
the S.S...
Scarlet
S
Scarlet
SSS
Celadon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cobalt
s.s anne
Snow
sss warrior cats
Cobalt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Celadon
anne beans
You received a message: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Scarlet
maybe it'll be named after an old earth ship
Scarlet
like a boat
You received a message: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pearl
furries
Snow
uss great tit
Snow
its named after a bird
Cobalt
ss mikasa
Pearl
Did you do the yiff? ? ?
Scarlet
SFV Titanic
Pearl
?? ?? ?
Scarlet
also how are
Scarlet
ships named
Cobalt
...
Scarlet
what does RMS stand for
Scarlet
or S.S.
Celadon
AAAaaaaa.......... What
Cobalt
Cobalt sighs, calming herself down considerably.
Snow
uss hummingbird
Cobalt
uss mockingbird
Snow
thats the ship
Cobalt
in honor of fe hungergames au
Celadon
fuck
Scarlet
royal mail ship
Snow
uss. my dick
Celadon
Oh, yea, we did. I don't know why robots care about this stuff.
Snow
what is it like to ride My Dick
Pearl
Wow!
Cobalt
Um.. Yes.
Snow
it's cold and tight
Pearl
You must of hugged a lot!
Cobalt
..Yeessss wee diidd.
Pearl
I knew furries loved to hug
Scarlet
the CSF Titanic
Scarlet
is the ship
Scarlet
cargo space flight titanic
Celadon
Huh.
Scarlet
the S.S. Seaman
Cobalt
But er.. Why bring up hugging?
Snow
thats actually pretty good
Snow
csf titan
Pearl
Because that's what yiffing is.
Scarlet
CSF titan
Scarlet
thats better
Scarlet
Snow said
what is it like to ride My Dick
Pearl
You hug
Scarlet
what the fuck did i miss
Scarlet
Pearl said
You hug
Scarlet
Pearl said
You hug
Pearl
oh god
Scarlet
Pearl
that was the worst face i have ever made im so sorry
Scarlet
the fucking wewaboo cat face
Pearl
i feel myself dying now
Snow
what do i do
Pearl
i cant
Scarlet
So...
Snow
i need to find an excuse to flirt with scar
Pearl commits suicide!
Snow
oMG
Scarlet
jesus fUCK
Cobalt
Er..
Celadon
lOL
Cobalt
LOL
Cobalt
did she just like
Cobalt
make the face then collapse
Celadon
she exploded
Snow
this should actually be a serious thing
Snow
like we're all distraught
Cobalt
P-Pearl..?
Snow
What was that bang?
Cobalt
Did she just explode...
Celadon
Did she just...
Celadon
Yea...
Cobalt
...
Celadon
...
Cobalt
We're in so much trouble...
Celadon
Can I scream again?
Snow
Snow exits her room, still wearing only a T-shirt and red shorts
Cobalt
Yes, lets.
Cobalt
screams
Celadon
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cobalt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Scarlet
...Why are they screaming?
Celadon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cobalt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Scarlet
....
Celadon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Cobalt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Scarlet
I'm gonna go check on them.
Celadon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Cobalt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Scarlet
goes over to Celadon's room
Snow
kbocks on celadon and cobalt's room
Cobalt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Celadon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Scarlet
kbocks
Cobalt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Celadon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fern
RUNS OVER
Fern
STAND BACK!
Cobalt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Celadon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Scarlet
moves out of the way of the door
Cobalt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Celadon
AAAAaaaaa oh my god
Snow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fern
BUSTS THE DOOR OPEN
Fern
DO NOT WORRY!
Fern
WE ARE HERE TO...
Cobalt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-OH MY GOD
Snow
WHAT THE FUCK
Fern
Save you?
Cobalt
SCREAMS EVEN MORE
Snow
P...Pearl?
Celadon
PEARL IS DEAD
Cobalt
WE DIDNT DO IT
Scarlet
STOP FUCK-
Scarlet
Pearl is...
Celadon
sHE BLEW UP
Cobalt
SHE
Scarlet
...
Cobalt
RAN IN THEN
Celadon
crYING
Snow
pearl jam
Cobalt
BLEW UP
Scarlet
Snow said
pearl jam
Scarlet
at home
Scarlet
drawing pictures
Cobalt
SHE FUCKING JUST
Scarlet
of mountain tops
Cobalt
BLEW UP
Celadon
SHE JSTU
Celadon
WENT
Celadon
THEN BLEW UP
Scarlet
Pearl....
Snow
Scarlet, I...
Celadon
I'm so sorry
Scarlet
mepe u killED IT
Celadon
what
Scarlet
thE CAPTAINS FAVORITE RobOT
Celadon
aha
Scarlet
...
Celadon
It was.. uh... pretty broken anyway?
Cobalt
Yeahhh...
Celadon
So not a big loss, right? Hahaha..
Snow
Celadon!
Scarlet
frantically gathers up the parts
Celadon
What?
Cobalt
She asked us if we yiffed, and after we said yes she blew up...
Scarlet
Nonononoon... w-we can put her back togheter, right?
Cobalt
I mean uh, Sure!
Scarlet
R-right?
Celadon
Uh... No...
Scarlet
Celadon said
Uh... No...
Cobalt
We definitely can..Maybe.
Scarlet
dicks in space
Scarlet
feat. celadon & cobalt
Snow
well she is an engineer
Celadon
She's broken. Forever.
Cobalt
....
Celadon
I can make a new one?
Cobalt
Pretty much.
Scarlet
begins crying
Snow
Scarlet...
Snow
goes over to scarlet
Cobalt
.. She's crying.
Snow
Scarlet...I'm so sorry...
Fern
...
Celadon
let us never forget pearls tragic death
Fern
backs away
Celadon
died bcus she went
Celadon
Cobalt
slowly tries to walk out of the room
Cobalt
LOL
Celadon
cobalt please
Snow
puts a hand on scar's shoulder
Cobalt
she made a sacrifice
Celadon
Take me with you
Scarlet
.....
Cobalt
took her own life to prevent us from suffering from the
Cobalt
she was an hero
Celadon
i cry
Snow
an hero
Scarlet
an hero
Cobalt
its a
Cobalt
4chan joke
Celadon
yes
Celadon
shut
Scarlet
an hero
Cobalt
scrag told me
Celadon
Cobalt
anyway
Cobalt
...
Snow
...
Cobalt
quickly grabs celadon then runs out
Snow
Scarlet...
Celadon
aaAA
Celadon
THISI S THE WORST
Cobalt
WHY DID SHE DIE
Celadon
I DON't KNOW
You received a message: Hey.
Scarlet
...
You received a message: Don't you find it suspicious that mayybbee
Scarlet
voic eSHUT THE FUCK UP
You received a message: Your fellow 'mafian' friend died, while in the room with those two gir-
You received a message: Well fuck you too im trying to move things along
You received a message: *SOUNDS OF OPENING A DOOR THEN SLAMMING*
Snow
...
Scarlet
walks into my room carrying pearl's parts
Cobalt
Ok.. I think we ran far enough..
Cobalt
Scarlet said
walks into my room carrying pearl's parts
Scarlet
I-I'll be fine, Snow.
Scarlet
Just give me sone time.
Cobalt
she carrying the special parts
Snow
Alright...
Celadon
I
Scarlet
shut the fUCK UP
Celadon
fucked up
Cobalt
We all did..
Cobalt
We shouldn't of said we yiffed..
Cobalt
Then she wouldn't of made the face...
Snow
i love how you guys are saying this like this makes any fucking sense at all
Celadon
Why did the face kill her?
Celadon
yeA
Cobalt
shh
Cobalt
I don't know...
Cobalt
Maybe the face is deadly to robots?
Celadon
How did her face turn into a candy corn? I can't do that.
Cobalt
Me neither.
Scarlet
candy corn is such a shit candy
Scarlet
that it killed her
Cobalt
YEAH
Celadon
fuck u i love candy corn
Snow
hey i like candy corn
Cobalt
it grosss
Scarlet
how the fuck
Celadon
At least it's not deadly to us
Snow
candy corns my favorite
Scarlet
HOW THE FUCK
Celadon
itS GOOD U FUCKERS
Scarlet
ITS ALMOST AS SHITTY AS INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED CARAMELS
Scarlet
or CIRCUS PEANUTS
Celadon
Cobalt
why u gotta be so ruuuude
Cobalt
ill marry her family
Celadon
Celadon
Cobalt
Celadon
whyd it die
Scarlet
rearranges the parts of pearl and reconstructs her
Cobalt
Why are we making these faces.
Celadon
How did you make that face?
Cobalt
throws mask away then
Snow
rad i dont think thats how that works
Scarlet
tone it down a b ti GOD
Cobalt
stabs it with phasersword
Cobalt
I dunno.
Scarlet
SHUT UP SNOW
Celadon
Scarlet
props her against the wall
Scarlet
shes still dead but
Scarlet
her body
Cobalt
Oooo
Cobalt
That looked pretty cute
Scarlet
is AliVE
Scarlet
except not
Celadon
Aw, thanks.
Cobalt
are you going to fuck her body
Scarlet
NO
Cobalt
against the wall
Snow
knocks on the door
Scarlet
...
Scarlet
lies on my destroyed bed
Scarlet
C-come in..
Snow
comes in
Snow
Hi, Scarlet...
Scarlet
...
Snow
It's a real shame, what happened.
Celadon
do those other emotes work now
Celadon

Scarlet

Celadon
ogm
Celadon

Scarlet
:villager
Snow
Pearl was a real credit to the team...
Scarlet

Celadon

Snow
But, Scarlet...
Scarlet
:gecko: ?
Celadon
its hehe
Snow
I just want you to know that I'll be there for you...
Scarlet
....
Scarlet
T-thank you...
Scarlet
hug snow
Snow
No matter what.
Snow
hug back
Cobalt
Uh..
Celadon

Scarlet
kiss kiss SUCC SUCC
Cobalt
That's-
Cobalt
How did you..
Celadon
Do you wanna see my pearl impression?
Scarlet
hey celadon
Scarlet
you're looking a bit GREEN there
Cobalt
Sure.
Celadon

Scarlet
you alrigght?
Celadon
Isn't it great?
Cobalt
Wow!
Scarlet
lets go
Cobalt
That looked pretty good actually.
Scarlet
sits on remnants of bed
Celadon
Thank you.
Scarlet
Thank you, Snow.
Snow
...
Snow
smiles
Cobalt
Er.. I don't have much impressions.
Celadon

Scarlet
Cobalt said
Er.. I don't have much impressions.
Cobalt
Wonder where Raven went, anyway.
Scarlet
it's MANY YOU TWIT
Celadon
She's dead.
Cobalt
Oh.
Cobalt
So Raven IS a she?
Scarlet
I just..
Celadon
I don't know
Celadon

Scarlet
Pearl's a really old robot that people in my family have passed down a bit.
Cobalt
ow
Cobalt
So.. Do you think that er..
Cobalt
Could you do a Scarlet impression real quick?
Scarlet
She was created as an assistant robot.
Celadon

Scarlet
do u find scarlet hot cobalt?
Snow
BRB
Cobalt
Yeah, do you think that she'd be mad at us?
Celadon
Yes.
Celadon
Oh i got it
Cobalt
my mouse was inbetween as and an
Cobalt
and it looked like asian
Celadon

Cobalt
asian assistant robot
Cobalt
Oooooh, you pull me off pretty good!
Celadon
Of course I do.
Snow
back
Cobalt
Er.. Sorry that I can't do an impression of you myself..
Snow
...
Cobalt
Cobalt said
asian assistant robot
Snow
That...
Celadon
I can do an impression of myself!
Celadon

Celadon
Wait
Scarlet
She worked a lot better.
Cobalt
Don't we all do impressions of ourselves.. Because y'know...
Snow
...
Scarlet
But... as the years went on, she sortof..
Scarlet
started breaking.
Celadon
Dang it. I'm dumb.
Raven
@celadon
Raven
o
Cobalt
No, you're a genius Celadon.
Scarlet
When I was a kid, she helped me through a lot.
Cobalt
pearl milf robot
Scarlet
shut fuck
Snow
I...
Celadon
Eh, I don't know about 'genius'...
Snow
I can relate.
Celadon
pelase
Cobalt
Er.. Certainly smarter than I am anyway.
Celadon
Oh wait
Celadon
I just remembered
Cobalt
Hm?
Celadon
I STILL GOTTA DO MY JOB
Cobalt
OH YEAH
Celadon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Scarlet
...Huh?
Snow
My species don't really...have parents.
Cobalt
STOP SCREAMING WE
Scarlet
...
Cobalt
CAN JUST PATROL
Cobalt
VERY QUICKLY
Snow
I hope you'll forgive me for stealing an idea from homestuck
Celadon
ITS YOUR FAULT FOR BEING SO CUTE AND DISTRACTING GOD DAMMIT
Cobalt
THANK YOU BUT SORRY
Snow
We have, sort of...guardian animals.
Cobalt
WHY AM I SCREAMING
Scarlet
oh
Celadon
I DONT KNOW
Scarlet
snow is a troll
Celadon
BUT PATROLLING ISNT MY JOB
Cobalt
Wait, what is your job?
Scarlet
... does that mean she has a dick
Snow
When two people make a child, they're taken up by a guardian animal.
Celadon
I
Snow
no
Snow
she have vageener
Celadon
I....
Scarlet
trolls have dicks
Cobalt
I mean, my job is just a guard.. So I mean, I couulllld 'guard' you.
Celadon
Oh
Snow
The child, that is.
Scarlet
...
Snow
And the child is raised up by the guardian, until it inevitably dies...
Celadon
I guess I'm some sort of engineer. I never really do anything but stand around though.
Celadon
BUT THATS BECAUSE IM NOT NEEDED ANYWHERE OK
Snow
But usually...they die when the child is ready to live on their own.
Celadon
I DO MY JOB
Scarlet
...
Snow
Mine...mine died when I was very young.
Cobalt
I certainly need you!
Snow
Well, not "toddler" very young.
Celadon
Do you need me to fix something? Or....
Snow
Like, "early teens".
Snow
But...
Cobalt
No.. That was a romantic thing..
Fern
cobalt: I need you in my pants!
Celadon
Oh.
Celadon
Dang it.
Cobalt
"i need you to fix something in my pants"
Scarlet
"It's leaking..."
Cobalt
ive seen this pickup line before
Scarlet
"Can you plug it up?"
Scarlet
I'm sorry...
Snow
The thing about my homeworld is that the cities are as dangerous as the wilderness.
Cobalt
Oh.. Er.. I mean...
Cobalt
I COULD get you something to fix.
Celadon
No, it's fine.
Cobalt
Nono, do you want to fix something?
Celadon
It depends what it is.
Scarlet
...You had a tough childhood?
Celadon
I'm not fixing pearl.
Cobalt
Such as a wall?
Snow
Yeah.
Celadon
Or a wall
Scarlet
Sorry...
Snow
I left that place as soon as I could.
Cobalt
Oh.. Uh, what can you fix?
Celadon
pearl can actually be fixed but celadon just doesnt want to
Celadon
Snow
It...it brings back bad memories.
Celadon
Stuff.
Scarlet
...
Cobalt
Gimme some examples. Like, what is 'stuff'?
Scarlet
hug snow
Celadon
Stuff stuff.
You received a message: Do not bang her
Cobalt
Sooo
Snow
hug scarlet
Cobalt
If 'stuff' just so happened to be 'accidentally' stabbed by a phasesword
Cobalt
Could you fix it?
Celadon
Don't break anything.
Cobalt
Alright.
Celadon
I could probably fix it, but don't.
Cobalt
I won't.
Raven
:raven:
Raven
@raven
Celadon
Good.
Raven
Dragonslayer31222
Raven
@dragonslayer31222
Fern
whos gonna
Raven
hum.
Fern
let go of the hug first
Fern
intense
You received a message: OH MY GOD
You received a message: IF YOU GO TO
You received a message: IMAGE MODE YOU CAN
You received a message: SEE WHOS WHO
You received a message: I AM SO GOING TO ABUSE THE HELL OUT OF THIS
You received a message: let go rose
Cobalt
soo
Celadon
O
You received a message: IT SORT OF WORKS
Snow
kisses Scarlet on the cheek
Scarlet
!!!
You received a message: !!!
Scarlet
Ah...
You received a message: go for it.
You received a message: dont let
Scarlet
shut the fuck up voice
You received a message: your dreams be dreams
You received a message: your time is now
Scarlet
dont mock my exclamation marks
You received a message: it is time to stop the hugging
Scarlet
lets go of hug
You received a message: ITS TIME TO STOP.
Scarlet
ur not filthyfrank
Snow
smiling
You received a message: you shouldnt let your dreams be dreams!
Celadon
. . .
Scarlet
Snow... I..
You received a message: just go for it!
Cobalt
Hm..
Cobalt
Do you want to get some lunch then?
Celadon
But... My job...
Scarlet
I've always felt a certain way about you...
Cobalt
..You could 'fix' your appetite?
Snow
I...
Celadon
No.
You received a message: she thinks of you
You received a message: as food
Celadon
I'm not hungry, anyway.
You received a message: she thinks of everybody as food
You received a message: cook over bonfire
Snow
she does not think iM FOOD
You received a message: she'll EAT you if you will
You received a message:
You received a message: you see the mental wink right.
Fern
Snow said
she does not think iM FOOD
You received a message: right? alright.
Snow
I have too...
Celadon
what
Snow
I...I love you, Scarlet.
Cobalt
YAY
Cobalt
MY MOMS VALENTINES CANDY
Cobalt
SWEET
Snow
I've loved you for so long but I've never been able to bring myself to tell you.
Fern
i almost typed the "I love you too"
Fern
as fucking fern"
Cobalt
Fern said
i almost typed the "I love you too"
Celadon
L OL
Cobalt
LOL
Cobalt
he just pops in
Celadon
fern just walks in and whispers 'i love you too'
Cobalt
"i love you too"
Snow
"I LOVE YOU TOO DARLING"
Cobalt
LOL
Celadon
and then silently leaves
Cobalt
MAKE IT
Snow
oh that wasnt mettaton on purpose
Cobalt
CANON
Cobalt
PLEAS
Fern
ITS NOT CANON
Fern
FUCK YOU
Cobalt
MAKE IT CANON PLEASE
Celadon
PEALSE
Celadon
DO IT
Cobalt
PLEASE
Fern
NO
Cobalt
/ME PLEASE I WILL
Celadon
Ill PAY YOU
Cobalt
UFKC
Scarlet
Cobalt said
/ME PLEASE I WILL
Cobalt
"SLASH ME PLEASE I WILL"
Celadon
do it and i'll make the cobalt thing canon
Cobalt
YES
Celadon
i'L LDO IT
Cobalt
DOMIT
Scarlet
I...I love you too, Snow...
Scarlet
Cobalt said
DOMIT
Celadon
DO TI
Snow
...
Celadon
DO IT
Celadon
PELASE
Cobalt
DO IT AND I WILL SAY CUP SIZE
Celadon
dO TI
Cobalt
AND THE COBALT THING WILL BE CANON
Cobalt
Cobalt said
"SLASH ME PLEASE I WILL"
Snow
SUDDENLY EXPLODES INTO BLOOD
Cobalt
Snow said
SUDDENLY EXPLODES INTO BLOOD
Celadon
snWO
Snow
not canon
Celadon
o
Celadon
lO L
Cobalt
WELL FERN IS
Cobalt
PLEASE
Celadon
FRN PELASE
Celadon
DO TI
Celadon
DO IT
Celadon
DO it
Fern
NOT CANON YOU FUCKS
Celadon
PELASE
Celadon
I'L DLO TI
Snow
go in for kiss
Cobalt
WELL SAY CUP SIZE
Scarlet
you have to buy me 500$ worth in steam
Celadon
ok thats too much
Scarlet
kisses snow
Snow
hot makeout sesh
Cobalt
wait
Celadon
im still makgin the cobalt thing canon tho fuck u
Celadon
... Slash you?
Cobalt
Snow said
begins recording the video
Cobalt
Snow said
keeps recording in hopes of more sex
Cobalt
did she
Cobalt
record the yiffing
Celadon
loL
Cobalt
also im crying this
Cobalt
chocolate is awful yet
Cobalt
its so good
Scarlet
breaks the kiss
Cobalt
Er..
Scarlet
Snow..
Snow
Scarlet...
Celadon
What does that mean?
Cobalt
The voice was just telling me bad things again.
Scarlet
L-let's go to your r-room..
Celadon
Really now.
Cobalt
I got annoyed and yelled back.
Celadon
I thought it meant something weird.
Cobalt
i like to pretend the voice is an entirely different person
Snow
Alright...
Cobalt
that likes to fuck with people
Snow
gets up
Fern
THIS IS THE VOICE!
Fern
do do do noooo!!!
Cobalt
LOL
Fern
HERE WITH ADAM LAVINE, BLAKE SHELTON
Celadon
/em sotOP
Celadon
NO
Snow
walking to her room
Fern
PHARELL WILLIAMS
Cobalt
Slash em sotop?
Fern
AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Celadon
I
Celadon
Don't know
You received a message: you better
You received a message: slash em stop
Celadon
What
You received a message: AAAAAAAAA
Snow
are we gonna fuck
Cobalt
Huh?
Cobalt
Snow said
are we gonna fuck
Scarlet
yes
Scarlet
lets end the night on a
Cobalt
so is like
Scarlet
good note
Scarlet
lennyface
Cobalt
scarlet chrom and fern frederick
Scarlet
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Scarlet
Scarlet said
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Cobalt
fern desperately wants to fuck scarlet but
Snow
AAA
Cobalt
it will never happen
Celadon
/mE FUcK
Celadon
SOTP
Scarlet
ME FUCK
Cobalt
... Celadon?
Snow
SLASH ME FUCK
Cobalt
i will
Cobalt
ignore that
Scarlet
holy shit did you manage to copy/paste that
Celadon
nO
Cobalt
unless you dont want to
Celadon
lOL
Cobalt
should it
Cobalt
be canon
Celadon
make all mistakes canon from nw o ok
Cobalt
ok
Celadon
on
Snow
m/e ok
Cobalt
Er.. Do you actually want to do.. that again?
Celadon
Snow said
m/e ok
Cobalt
gotta be careful
Scarlet
its some weird ass cuck thing
Celadon
I
Scarlet
with diapers
Cobalt
I-I mean, I have no problem, but..
Celadon
Didn't mean to say that
Cobalt
under
Celadon
But okay.
Celadon
waIT I STILL HAVE MY JOB TO DO
Cobalt
Er.. So we're doing it agai- OH YEAH
Celadon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Scarlet
goes with Snow to her room
Cobalt
AND I STILL NEED TO... actually i am doing my job.
Celadon
SHIT
Cobalt
YOU SWORE
Cobalt
OH MY GOD
Celadon
I KNOW
Celadon
OH MY GOD
Cobalt
OH MY GOD
Celadon
OH MY GOD
Snow
Alright...Scarlet.
Cobalt
OH MY GOD
Celadon
OH MY GOD
Cobalt
OH MY GOD
Celadon
FUCK
Celadon
ME PLEASE
Cobalt
W
Cobalt
SURE
Celadon
OKAY
Snow
wow everyone is having sex at the same time
Cobalt
I-I mean, it could be like fixing something in a way..?
Fern
sychronized
Cobalt
fern is just like
Celadon
Really?
Cobalt
"god damnit im single"
Cobalt
Er.. Yes?
Celadon
could of had robo pairing
Fern
hacks into the camera systems
Cobalt
The voice probably has a better idea but
Cobalt
He isn't talking to me.
Fern
watches the ship
Cobalt
Or she.
Fern
...
Celadon
Then explain how that can relate to fixing.
Fern
Interesting.
Cobalt
I-I mean..
Celadon
Because then I might never have to do my actual job again.
Snow
lets end the day
Scarlet
Snow..
Cobalt
It's like, fixing some desires and all that like.
Celadon
Ohhh
Celadon
I see.
Snow
Do you think we should...?
Cobalt
We both want to bang eachother, so banging could be fixing our wants..?
Scarlet
takes off the playboy bunny outfit
Scarlet
I-If you want?
Cobalt
inb4 pearl is still alive
Cobalt
just like "wake me up"
Celadon
shes watching
Snow
A...alright.
Snow
Let's do it.
Cobalt
or shes alive, just paralyzed and cant talk
Celadon
You're right.
Cobalt
shes just in her mind singing wake me up
Cobalt
I-I mean, we shouldn't do it every day but...
Celadon
Oh.
Scarlet
pushes snow on the bed
Scarlet
gently
Cobalt
It would just be weird.. Right?
Snow
Hee...
Celadon
I don't know.
Scarlet
I-is this OK?
Snow
Yeah...yeah, it is.
Cobalt
I mean, if you really want to, we could do it every day.. I wouldn't mind...
Fern
end the fUCKING NIGHT
Cobalt
fern is just like "why am i not captain"
Fern
SO IT DOESNT END IN AN AWKWARD CUTOFF
-
You have been blindfolded and sent to jail!
Cobalt
Hello.
Cobalt
F E R N.
Jailer-1
Hello.
Jailer-1
C O B A L T
Jailer-1
I would like to inform you that Snow's role has been removed.
Cobalt
Ah.. What?
Jailer-1
Previously, she told me she was a "virgin"
Jailer-1
This is no longer true.
Cobalt
OH LOL
Cobalt
Wait am I
Cobalt
Having sex with Celadon
Cobalt
While talking to you
Jailer-1
Yes.
Cobalt
Ah..
Cobalt
WAIT
Jailer-1
It's hot.
Cobalt
ARE YOU THE
Cobalt
VOICE
Cobalt
I WILL
Cobalt
MURDER YOU
Jailer-1
No, but I see everything.
Jailer-1
Sleep tight.
Cobalt
Oh.
Cobalt
...
Cobalt
Wait
Jailer-1
Fuck hard.
Cobalt
How do you
Cobalt
See us
Jailer-1
Byyeee
Cobalt
And Snow
Jailer-1
sinks into the darkness
Cobalt
WAIT IS SNOW BANGING SCARLET
Cobalt
NOOO
-
After investigations, you suspect that Scarlet is sided with the mafia.
Celadon was found full of holes.
Celadon did not leave a will!
Cobalt
O
Scarlet
Cobalt said
O
Celadon
oh no
Scarlet
all you have to fucking say is "O"
Celadon
i got banged too hard