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Post by biddyFox on Feb 6, 2016 7:40:01 GMT -9
THE CREW - the USS PPR is a ship of the Federation that has gone through many struggles and shit. i'm gonna like livetweet or whatever what happens. fuck you
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Post by biddyFox on Feb 6, 2016 8:10:03 GMT -9
The USS PPR has just jumped to the Calluz System, controlled by the greedy Zoltons. We ran into some Engis, and they caused enough of a stink for us to flee. A fire happened, so I shut everyone into the Medbay and opened the airlock. This worked well. However, our weapons were completely shut down, so we sent Ivy in for repairs. However it turns out she sucks at repairs so we sent in the slightly more experienced Meep in. We also upgraded our oxygen and turned it up a little. Gold's been assigned to sensor duty. (wink wink nudge nudge) With her help, we can see the interior of enemy ships. We ran into some batshit Zoltans, and they beat us pretty badly. We had to flee. Ivy died. And she was the weapons manager. Shame. We also ran out of missiles. We did the airlock trick again to wipe out the fire, then we fled. Luckily for us, we fled into enemy space. ...And that's when we died for the first time.
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Post by biddyFox on Feb 6, 2016 8:34:28 GMT -9
We're down to Masked, Meep and Ivy. First thing, we met some asshole named Tuco. He kept bragging about how cool he was but then he surrendered after I cut off his oxygen. We then continued to a distress beacon. But then some of those Voltan dicks decided that saving people was a bad thing. We cut off their oxygen, too. That's a pretty cool tactic I guess. The people we saved thought it was cool too, so they gave us free shit. Our doors fucked, though. So we put Meep on the job of repair. We upgraded our sensors, too. Then we killed off an auto-assault and got some free shit from some people. Then another rebel attacked us and said this. I am not making this up, like But then we shot down their shields and they ran away like babies. Then we decided to go into an asteroid field. This turned out not to be a good idea. We beat another rebel, and they fled like baby, and then everything was on fire. Then everyone died. The end.
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Post by biddyFox on Feb 6, 2016 8:48:29 GMT -9
First things first. We met Tuco again. But then he ran away like a baby. I felt kinda bad so I let him. We also met some pirates. The same thing happened. Some people happened. I gave them some drone parts. Then we jumped to the next system, a Rock-controlled area. Some heretic Rocks found us. I offered to teach them of the great and powerful Satan, but they declined. Then we lit on fire for no apparent reason. By the way, the narrator in this game reminds me a lot of Net i wonder if he's played this Some rocks attacked us. Meep died. We died.
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Post by biddyFox on Feb 6, 2016 9:13:12 GMT -9
The beginning was fairly uneventful. We bought some things. Some rebels attacked us. They fled like babies. We got some damage but it was easily repaired, sorta. Some pirates attacked us, and our ship got a lot of fire on it. It took out a few of our systems, and Ivy died of the fire. This was across three sectors. We got stuck without fuel, and a Rebel came to "rescue" us. They succeeded.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2016 9:46:16 GMT -9
i dont exist but bibbe how does the uss ppr win the game? do they take over the galaxy
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Post by biddyFox on Feb 6, 2016 9:49:34 GMT -9
Near the beginning of this try, some cannibals got on board. Masked died during the battle. We saved some civilians from a Rebel ship. Then we passed by a sun and took out a Rebel near the sun. We got more fire, but we cleaned it up in due time. The Mantis attacked us, but we got rid of them. But then, we responded to a distress call. Turns out the Mantis were attacking some Engi, and we had to save them. But they boarded us. We drained the ship's oxygen to weed them out, which worked due to our recently-upgraded blast doors. They'd taken down our weapons, but we repaired them - and then we died.
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Post by biddyFox on Feb 6, 2016 9:50:19 GMT -9
i dont exist but bibbe how does the uss ppr win the game? do they take over the galaxy we kill the rebel flagship. thats how we win.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2016 9:51:23 GMT -9
can ppr kill them
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Post by biddyFox on Feb 6, 2016 10:17:04 GMT -9
no
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2016 10:39:10 GMT -9
oh
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Post by Buizelzzz on Feb 6, 2016 10:50:51 GMT -9
where's the erp in this?
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Post by biddyFox on Feb 6, 2016 11:18:27 GMT -9
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Post by biddyFox on Feb 6, 2016 13:12:59 GMT -9
JOURNEYS OF THE HMS PIKACHAR
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2016 13:15:39 GMT -9
let the journey begin
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