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Post by Maribelle on Jun 11, 2016 14:17:35 GMT -9
you're selkie
you're essentially a glorified 8 year old with fox ears
today you're going to go to walmart
What do? A) Go to walmart B) cry C) check stats D) find gf
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Post by goldencherriecoke on Jun 11, 2016 14:20:20 GMT -9
c
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Post by Maribelle on Jun 11, 2016 14:22:37 GMT -9
You check your stats.
HP: 10 Attack: 2 Defense: 1 Speed: 0
Wow! You suck! What now? A)Go to walmart B)cry C) find gf D) find your mom
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Post by goldencherriecoke on Jun 11, 2016 14:23:10 GMT -9
d
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Post by Maribelle on Jun 11, 2016 14:23:47 GMT -9
You have no mom. Pick your mom!
A) Isabelle from animal crossing B) D.va C) memelover666 on Roblox D) goodra3
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Post by goldencherriecoke on Jun 11, 2016 14:27:11 GMT -9
b
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Post by Maribelle on Jun 11, 2016 14:28:51 GMT -9
You find your mom. She's in her usual spot. Playing some kind of video game, screaming such things like "NERF THIS!!" Maybe she's not the best person to talk to.
What do? A)Go to walmart B)cry C) find gf D) talk to mom E) pick a new mom
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Post by goldencherriecoke on Jun 11, 2016 14:31:54 GMT -9
d
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Post by Maribelle on Jun 11, 2016 14:33:55 GMT -9
"NERF THIS! NERF THIS!" Yeah, you're definitely too scared to talk to your mom. But as you think about it, you realize that your mom fell in love with a furry, probably. Wow.
What do? A)Go to walmart B)cry over being a furry/human hybrid C) find gf D)go to your room
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Post by goldencherriecoke on Jun 11, 2016 14:34:30 GMT -9
a
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Post by Maribelle on Jun 11, 2016 14:37:06 GMT -9
You go to walmart and suddenly realize: It's black friday. Just as soon as you realize this, something engages you in a fight!
ENEMY: ANGRY SOCCER MOM WHO WANTS TOWELS HP: 5 ATT: 1 DEF:0 SPEED:0
What do? A) Fight B) Cry C) Run D) Use item
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Post by goldencherriecoke on Jun 11, 2016 14:41:16 GMT -9
a
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Post by Maribelle on Jun 11, 2016 14:42:18 GMT -9
What use? A) Punch B) Claw C) Bite
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Post by goldencherriecoke on Jun 11, 2016 14:43:05 GMT -9
c
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Post by Maribelle on Jun 11, 2016 14:45:54 GMT -9
You bite ANGRY SOCCER MOM WHO WANTS TOWELS.
Super effective! - 7
The soccer mom runs off in hopes to get tested for rabies.
You WIN! EXP EARNED: 10 GOLD EARNED: 4
Level up! Selkie is now LEVEL 2. +1 HP +2 Att. +2 Def. +1 Spd. What do now? A) battle another soccer mom B) find gf C) buy things at walmart D) go home
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