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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2015 21:34:30 GMT -9
Internet me: Jerk: YOU’RE A ****ING PIECE OF ****! (My interpretation: Some random guy is yelling at/arguing with me.) Me: Shut up, moron!(calmly typed irl, despite the exclamation).
IRL me: Classmate: Do you need help with that robot? (My interpretation: “ARE YOU READY TO STOP YOUR DIFFICULT, TEDIOUS CALIBRATION AND TWEAKING SO YOU CAN ADMIT I’M BETTER THAN YOU EVEN THOUGH I NEVER ACTUALLY WORK AT THIS? I’LL NEVER LET YOU LIVE IT DOWN, WHAT YOU DO IN REAL LIFE REMAINS REAL FOREVER!”) Me: GO TO HELL AND BURN FOREVER YOU IDIOTIC WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP!
Something about having the jerk right next to you instead of being a screen name really makes you react differently.
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Post by Radicaldad on Dec 16, 2015 11:52:01 GMT -9
this is like the reverse of the "you wouldn't say this to someone in real life" thing
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2015 12:02:42 GMT -9
Yeah in math class since it's nonaccelerated I'm basically the same way. Except I'm called hyper for sharpening a crayon and throwing it at someone's face like a knife
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2015 17:25:59 GMT -9
I'm antisocial because I spent my entire childhood in isolation with people trying to force me to be polite despite giving me more and more reasons to just go off the deep end and start murdering people and ignoring all of my developmental needs as a human being.
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Post by biddyFox on Dec 16, 2015 17:31:20 GMT -9
i'm not sure how to respond to this so i'm going to post reasons to date frieza
Reasons To Date Frieza Now, no good business woman, or any woman (or man!) attracted to power or things that represent reptiles would need a reason to date Frieza; however just in case you are struggling, here are a couple of idea...
1) He is super rich and could afford to buy you everything you wanted. 2) He would spoil you rotten - not because he loves you, but because he wants to show off his money and power (which also means he would only buy expensive gifts - winner!) 3) He's attracted to you, so... let's face it. Do what he says or you die. 4) If you ever get bored he has another 3 forms for you to play with. All different shapes and sizes, hint hint. 5) If you ever want to move house he probably has about a hundred you could go to. 6) He has an ADORABLE son, Kuri-chan! ~*~ 7) Living with him you'd get to meet lots of weird and wonderful people from all over the universe! 8) His brother's kind of cute. He's also stronger so if things don't work out with Frieza... y'know. Upgrade. 9) He's a pretty high political figure - head of the Planet Trade Organisation! 10) You would be RESPECTED! 11) You and your family would always be safe from danger, because the only people more powerful than Frieza (aside from Goku) are his family. 12) If you ever got bored he'd take you to see some fireworks. 13) Your mom can never yell at you for having a husband with no money, no ambitions and no power. 14) Even if your mom thought Frieza lacked all of those things she wouldn't dare say it. 15) Your father would NEVER try to beat him up or forbid you to date him. 16) Your kids would never get picked on because all the other kids would be too scared to try it. 17) You would have the most expensive wedding ever and your veil alone would be worth more than Zarbon's hairbrush. 18) You get to vacation (or live!) almost anywhere in the universe because he owns most of it. 19) When he dies you get to OWN most of the universe. 20) His 3rd form has a long tongue. Just saying it might come in handy. 21) You get to meet Zarbon! 22) You get to be the BOSS of Zarbon! 23) Up to a point you also get to be the boss of Vegeta, Nappa and Raditz. 24) You get to watch the Ginyu Force aaaall day. 25) You'll have all the wine you can drink. 26) You'll feel good about yourself... 27) He's a pretty smooth talker. 28) He's experienced as hell in everything political and physical - and let's face it guys, he would SO know what to do in the places that count
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