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Post by biddyFox on Sept 29, 2015 18:07:38 GMT -9
CHAPTER 1: THE UNIVERSE DOES A THING one day the admins were at skool!!!!! but then skool esploded and everyone died. meanwhilst, in another universe, ivy was fighting a rabid monkey with nothing but her own dead corpse. "eat shit you trash!!!!!" shouted ivy, her own limp leg held firmly in her right hand. the rabid monkey laid on the ground, its neck snapped and a shoe lodged in its left nostril. "ivy!" shouted ivy's dad in his usual satanically deep voice. "come in! dinner's cooking. it's leftover sacrificed goat peen! with ramen!" ivy, enthused to hear that her favorite food was cooking, walked back into her house. blood covered her skirt. ivy's father looked back at his daughter, his large horn banging against the cabinet above the stove. end of chatper
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2015 18:08:27 GMT -9
" his large horn banging against the cabinet"
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Post by biddyFox on Sept 29, 2015 18:13:33 GMT -9
ivy's dad is satan i imagine that he's played by pitched-down tim curry
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Post by biddyFox on Oct 1, 2015 11:16:03 GMT -9
CHATPER 2: SATAN SACRIFICES! "dad this goat peen tastes like goat peen" said ivy, goat peen going down her throat "don't worry, it'll be over soon" said ivy's dad the obvious innuendo was taste like goat peen enough to destroy the kitchen table, killing ivy's dad and killing ivy. suddenly, ivy came in through the door!!!!! "what" said ivy, a shoe missing. but suddenly, in another bit... end of chatper
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Post by Masked on Oct 1, 2015 11:42:55 GMT -9
needs more internet turning off
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Post by biddyFox on Oct 1, 2015 11:45:45 GMT -9
CHATPER 3: CASINO PEASANTE an explosion was heard. screams rang all across the room. but calmly, classily, someone walked through the rubble. tossing a cigarette onto the ground, the girl in gold continued forward into the casino. "w-who are you?!" screamed someone who doesn't matter right now. "moore." the mysterious lady stated. "golden moore." "you want to buy a minion ice lolly?!" said an ice cream man, his truck having driven through the exploded wall. gold went over, climbed into the truck, kicked the ice cream man, threw all his minion ice pops out the window, and then "ordered" a mint. the ice cream man's blood still covering her outfit, she continued out. "so i'm here to do a thing" said gold. "anyone want to play high-stakes poker" a very evil-looking business man came up to her "i want to play poker" "i'm gonna bankrupt your ass" said gold the business man was unfazed gold played some poker with him. "deez nuts" said the man. instantly all his money teleported itself over to gold. "what the fuck" said the business man "we don't want to be owned by anyone who has ever said 'deez nuts' in real life and actually meant it" said the money "fuck you i win" said gold, unloading a royal flush or something i don't play poker someone help "no" said business man. he grabbed gold and put her in a torture thingy "i'm being tortured" said a tortured gold, as she was being tortured but then business man was shot by an asassasin "i work for smash mouth" said the aasisisin. "what" said golden. the asisiansian then decided for some reason to carve a funky w into gold's hand "what the fuck guy" said gold then the internet turned off end of chatper
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Post by Radicaldad on Oct 1, 2015 12:28:50 GMT -9
rip aidan
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Post by biddyFox on Oct 2, 2015 12:52:40 GMT -9
CHAPTER 4: RAD DUDE "yes" golden, spaghetti in front of her and her toy cell phone to her face. "no! no. no." "the fuckre you doing" said meepy as he walked into the apartment "my toy cell phone" said golden, wolfing down spaghetti. her pet dragon, dragon walked up to her and said "minion". gold kicked it. to be continued...
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Post by biddyFox on Oct 3, 2015 12:05:54 GMT -9
CBATPER 5: THE END
THE END
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Post by Radicaldad on Oct 3, 2015 14:05:59 GMT -9
egn
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2015 9:47:46 GMT -9
im a pet
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