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Post by biddyFox on Oct 5, 2015 17:24:30 GMT -9
The wheels of the brown van bounced and rumbled on the gravelly ground. "Where the hell are we?" asked Net, appearing impatient. "Patience, patience," said Masked, steering wheel in his hands. "Aren't you a bit young to be driving, Masked?" asked Net. "I'm sorry, Net, I can't hear you over this washboard." said Masked, even though all the windows were closed and the ground wasn't even that rocky. Loud snoring was heard from the back of the van. "bid shut up" said Gold in her usual monotone. She slapped Bid awake. "Aaaugh! You...aaa...." yawned Bid. "We're here!" said Masked. The group looked out the window. They were in the middle of what appeared to be a forest in the middle of fucking nowhere. "I don't think this counts as a 'place', Masked." said Net. "Are we there yet?" asked Pers. PPR CAMPING TRIP by biddyFox
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Post by Masked on Oct 5, 2015 17:25:27 GMT -9
this is going to turn into a porno real quick isn't it
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2015 17:25:07 GMT -9
(This a fanfic?)
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Post by Radicaldad on Oct 5, 2015 17:25:30 GMT -9
YES
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Post by biddyFox on Oct 5, 2015 17:26:17 GMT -9
this is going to turn into a porno real quick isn't it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Post by meepy on Oct 5, 2015 17:26:51 GMT -9
oh no
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Post by biddyFox on Oct 5, 2015 17:29:05 GMT -9
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2015 17:29:58 GMT -9
inb4 im gold's pet again
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Post by biddyFox on Oct 5, 2015 17:40:02 GMT -9
Chapter 1: A Thing Happens Leaving the van, the group stood on the hard ground. "It's time to set up tents," said Masked. The sky was bright and the sun was high; it was about noon. Masked stuck a pole into the ground, Net helping him. Together, they set up a tent while everyone just sort of lazed around. "Hey, could you guys do us a favor and help?!" said Net, knocking Bid's copy of NanQuest out of his hands. "But that'd be effort..." whined Bid. "Here, I'll help," said Ivy, carrying the team as usual. A few more tents were set up, and at the point that all four were set up, it was about 2:00. "Nap time!" said Bid, leaping into a teal tent with his sleeping bag. "BID IT'S LIKE TWO O'CLOCK!" shouted Rad, trying to stop him. But it was too late. Loud snoring and moans of "Chaco...right there..." were heard, and it was made known that Bid was asleep. "Oookay," said Meep. "What're we gonna do now?" There was an awkward silence. Somebody coughed. "My suggestion is 'meme'." mentioned Meep. The silence continued, until it was interrupted by Bid sleepwalking. Rolling out of his tent with an invisible figure in his embrace, he was moaning in apparent pleasure. "Yess...Chaco..." muttered Bid. "You're so soft and warm...like mashpotatoe..." Rad kicked him. "Wh-hathathaht?" shouted Bid, standing up. "I was having such a good dream, too! END OF CHAPTER.
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Post by Radicaldad on Oct 5, 2015 17:41:15 GMT -9
"BID IT'S LIKE TWO O'CLOCK!" shouted Rad, trying to stop him. accurate i dont sleep
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Post by Masked on Oct 5, 2015 17:42:15 GMT -9
this is going to turn into a porno real quick isn't it
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2015 17:49:22 GMT -9
yes
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Post by biddyFox on Oct 5, 2015 17:52:06 GMT -9
updated chapter
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2015 7:46:17 GMT -9
im still waiting for my sequel
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2015 19:51:28 GMT -9
"Where the hell are we?" asked Net, appearing impatient. "Patience, patience," said Masked, steering wheel in his hands. "Aren't you a bit young to be driving, Masked?" asked Net. "I'm sorry, Net, I can't hear you over this washboard." said Masked You got me wrong, I would ask "what the heck are you doing, and who the heck are you?" long before you even STARTED the van.
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