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Post by Masked on Sept 1, 2015 18:29:38 GMT -9
Tell a funny story that's happened to you or someone you know. You can put it into greentext form, buuuut I think most would like normal form.
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Post by Masked on Sept 1, 2015 18:40:08 GMT -9
Working as a waiter at the restaurant my parents work at, I had to bring chips and salsa to some customers outside on the patio. As soon as I walked outside I was hit with a blast of "*INSERT LOUD RUSSIAN SPEAK*", looking over I saw a table full of.. well, Russians. I went over and gave them their complimentary stuff whilst they were arguing or something like that. They were just talking reaaally loud and serious sounding. Right after I went all "here ya guys go" they all freakin' turn at me and give me looks that could kill a bear. I smile nervously and said "enjoy your food" and quickly turned round and went back inside.
And that's how I was caught by the Russian mafia.
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Post by biddyFox on Sept 1, 2015 18:40:09 GMT -9
One time I was in the kitchen in my house. We have three cats, one male, two female. So, our younger female cat came in through the back door. This wouldn'tve warranted any attention if the cat hadn't been carrying an apparently-dead rat. The cat then went under our table and dropped it. I kneeled down to check on the rat and possibly pick it up to dispose of it, when I noticed that the rat seemed to be whole and untouched. Then it started scuttling away from me at a high speed.
I decided to grab one of those broom scooper things and sweep it up into it using a brush. I came back, sweeped the thing into the scooper, and picked it up. However, the rat scuttled up onto the brush. Either it was a very stubborn rat or I was being too easy on it, seeing as it didn't fall off.
It was at about this point that my mother noticed. She freaked (later she explained to me that, as a young child, a nest of mice had fallen upon her head; this was what had caused her phobia of rodents) and told me to throw it outside. So I decided to place it outside on our back porch railing. I then went back inside.
I don't know what happened to the rat. My guess is that it's either been eaten, or fell off the porch and died.
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Post by Radicaldad on Sept 2, 2015 12:20:48 GMT -9
The rat grew wings, flew away and went to mate with normal rats to start a new species
What did you do?
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