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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:05:03 GMT -9
CHAPTER 1: PROFESSIONAL RUNNER TIMETORUNLETSGO STEALS PROFESSIONAL TEA DRINKER IVY'S TEA
one day professional runner timetorunletsgo went running and then saw ivy drinking tea so then he thougth "hahaha i will sell the tea for 1000000000 dollars" and STOLE the tea which made ivy very angery and so then they got into a super high speed street chase of 1 mile an hour!!!!11!11one!11 ivy said "give me back my T" and time replied "no goat milker ill sell it and get ritch" and then the DESTROY guy came and sed "GIV ME T OR ILL DESTOYR U!!!" and then they where both chasing him bcus the tea was super valuble but then they crashed into the red button which made all the firemen disappear and then everybodys house burned down so they all had to go and live in hotels with borat the kasatstanhn man BUT WAIT the tea was actually a bomb made by the exploding sheep in board game online so they all had to drive to the counter strike counter terrists so they could defuse the bom befure it blew up the world and then they came back with the counter terrists and they went to defuse the tea but none of them had a defuse kit so they couldn't defuse it quick enough and then it went boooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and they all got flung to space and time bought a tower for 2 dollars and said "get off my tower" and everybody else said "no" and got on his tower which was a rather irksome act so time threw the brick with solar panels at them which made it blew up but then a bit of the tea hit evreyone and they deaded
the moral of this story is
don't drink and derive
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:05:16 GMT -9
CHAPTER 2: I'M JUST DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD
turns out that they where all alive and then they were just driving down the road in their space kar and then they saw a truck and they fipped it off but then they came to a toll booth and he said he needed exact change only so ivy gave the toll booth guy five bucks and the toll booth guy said "I SAID EXACT CHANGE ONLY" so ivy gave him 50 bucks and then he said "whatpartofexactchangedontyouunderstand" and ivy replied "wel fuk u guy" and then the guy sed "im gona cal the cops on ur as" and ivy said "well ill fuk u in da face" and hit him DUNDUNdundun and then they where driving down the space road and they stopped at the restaraunt at the end of the universe to eat fried whatever and then they saw that the space road was full of space potholes so then they hit the road with a hammer and then drove off back to eatrh to see the sea which was boring so then time went to viiiiiiiiiiiietnam and bought an ugly pot which the destroy guy didnt like so he DESTORYED it so time bought another and then the destroy guy tried to destroy him but then the masked dalek came and had an accident so he called his insurance company and the insurance company said "NO GO AWAY" so the masked dalek drove down a well and never came back.... so then time and the destroy guy where fighteing over weather or not he could buy another ugly pot but speaking of weather time is not a sheldon anymore hes a castfrom so he made the weather bad and everybody got sad because of the rain
the moarl of the story is
don't buy ugly pots
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:05:32 GMT -9
CHAPTER 3: THE ORERGON TREYEL
and then the admins were in a wagon with terbo oxen going 88 mph down the oreregeon treyl and then they were just driving down the road and then time said "ivy lets play scrabble" and then ivy said "yeah lets play scrabble" so then they were playing scrabble but then time broke his everything while playing scrabble which made him say "no" and then they ran out of meat and fuel for the oxen so they had to go to the gas station to get more food and fuel for the turbo oxen which was premium fuel which was expensive so they made the DESTROY guy pay for it BUT THEN HE PUT IN DIESEL INSTEAD OF PETROL WHICH BROKE THE OXEN AND MADE THEM GASSY and then time said "destroy guy you put diesel in the oxen thats punishment for 4/20 minutes and your punishment is to milk the oxen" and then the destroy guy said "no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no" and he had to milk the oxen to get them working again and then they were driving down the road and they saw a toll booth so they crashed through it and did some sick air m8 as well as awesome sk8 tricks with the wagon but then one of the oxen exploded which made them spin out through a busy intersection then time said "oh boy here comes the poetry" and then they crashed into the libery and then ivy got dystenery so they had to go to mister goat milkers house to get some snake oil to cure it but then the oxen fell apart because they were bad so they had to push the wagon to the goat milker to get snake oil and ivy said "this wagon sucks" so they went running lets go but then there was the terrists from conter stike and then they were hostages and the counter terrists saved them and then they met celceus the arceus puller and the shiny mudkip so they fixed the wagon and got new oxen and then time ivy celceus and the destroy guy and the shiny mudkip went driving down the road again but then they go to fast and BIG CONSEQUENCE hapen and they crashed which made them all say "no"
the morl of the story is
dont put the wrong fuel in your oxen
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:07:41 GMT -9
CHAPTER 5: AIR CONTROL AFTER THEY FIXED TIME WITH BANANAS THEY WERE SUDDENLY ON THE PLANE AND TIME HAD A TOMMY GUN AND THEN THE SHINY MUDKIP SAID THAT THERE WAS TERRISTS IN RED SHIRTS AND THEN TERRISTS IN RED SHIRTS SHOT AT THEM AND TIME SHOT THEM WITH THE TOMMY GUN AND THE TERRISTS BLEW UP and then they went to the cockpit and suddenly they were in the desert and celceus was tired after pulling the arceus so they all buried their heads in the sand and sleeped and then they woke up and they didnt have a wagon so they all had to sk8 to the wagon shop and get a new wagon while doing souper kool sk8 tricks m8 but then their sk8 tricks caused 9/11 and then they all said "no" and went and bought a new wagon and got the turbo oxen back from the arbys where they were playing poker so then they were driving again and then freddy and the other fnaf men were chasing them on penny-farthings and ivy said "step on it" and then they pressed the terbo button and they went really really fast so fast that the oxen got on fire and they went upside down and then they were flying and the DESTROY guy said "we are in the sky" and celceus replied "yes" and then they did kool skool air trix but OH NO the oxen burned and then they were falling but luckily they landed on the brick factory so they were all okay and then they made a man pull the wagon to the scinence shop so they could get rockets to go fast enough to go BACK TO THE FUTURE so then they went 88 mph and went back to the future but suddenly the fnaf guys were chasing them again on rocket tricycles powered by deadly poisonous zanzibar hamsters and then they went street racing but then the cup holders on the wagon broke making it spin out through a slightly-less-busy-but-still-busy intersection and get on with it like the monty python man said and then they went to briten to get some tea for ivy and then time said "i want to drown the dogs" so he stole ivys tea to drown the dogs with and went to america to drown the dogs and then he came back and ivy said "my fucking tea" and then they fought and it was feeenny
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:08:02 GMT -9
CHAPTER 6: TIMETORUNLETSGO TURNS INTO JAMES BOND AFTER THE SLAP FIGHT IVY GOT HER TEA BACK AND TIME THOUGHT HE WAS JAMES BOND AND SAID "i'll see you next fall" AND OPENED THE CONVENIENTLY PLACED TRAP DOOR AND STARTED TRYING TO ORDER MARTINIS FROM EVERYONE THAT WERE SHAKEN NOT STIRRED AND THEN THE DESTROY GUY FELL OUT AND SAID "help meeeeee" and then they tried to stop but time stole the brakes and said "im bond james bond" and parachuted away with a rubbish bag so then celceus had an idea and she wedged an egg in the wheel to stop the wagon and the egg said "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" while it wore down and then when the wagon stopped they got the destroy guy and went to look for time to stop him from being james bond so then they found him and stopped him from being bond by using another egg so then they went driving again and when they stopped the scraggy kid came and stole ivys tea and ivy said "my fucking tea" and everyone else said "your fucking tea" and then they got into a super super super duper duper high speed chase of 2 miles per hour and then the scraggy kid realised that it was a bomb and then he put it in his pants but he didn't realise that it was hot tea so he went "ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow" and died and then ivy said "ha you died" and returned to the wagon ONLY TO FIND THAT THE SHINY MUDKIP ATE ALL THE FUCKING WHEELS AND THEY DIDNT HAVE ANY SPARES AND IVY DRANK BOMB SO SHE HAD TO GO TO THE X RAY AND THEN THEY WENT TO THE X RAY AND FOUND BOMB SO THEY DELETED THE BOMB AND THEN THEY MADE NEW WHEELS OUT OF DUCT TAPE AND CHEWING GUM AND THEN THEY WENT OFF TO SOME OTHER PLACE I DUNNO
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:08:31 GMT -9
CHAPTER 7: ARCEUS AKA SOUPERMAN MAN OF TINS after going in circles for 2 hours they stumbled across the creation trio having a gentlemanly conversation over tea and dungeons and dragons but then arceus came in a makeshift cape and saying he was souperman things started to go wrong and the shit hit the fan and arceus was acting stupid knocking over the game peices and replacing everybodys tea with battery acid but no matter the game went on so then palkia ate some EXTREME CHEWING GUM and then blew a bubble and popped it WHICH MADE A LAZER THAT BLEW A FUCKING 26 INCH HOLE THROUGH GIRATINA OH LORDY LORD OH LORD WHAT A DISASTER ITS GONNA TAKE FOREVER TO CLEAN THAT UP AND ARCEUS EATS HIS DINER AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER and then celceus pulled the arceus while the DESTROY guy was trying to get the shiny mudkip to regurgitate the wheels it ate and time was recording it while ivy sat down and drank tea that got stolen by a pigeon in bowler cap and she got angerey by it and tried to shot the pigeon but she missed and then the destroy guy finally finished getting the shiny mudkip to puke up the wheels again and then they were back on the road with some new oxen and then they crossed the finnish line because they were all finnish BUT THEN THE SCRAGGY KID CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND WALKED OVER TO THE WAGON AND POURED HOT GRAVY DOWN EVERYBODYS TROUSERS AND EVERYONE WENT "ow ow ow ow ow ow" AND HAD TO LOSE 5 DAYS BECAUSE THE GRAVY WAS HOT AND IT TURNS OUT THAT THE PIGEON WAS THE EVIL MASTER MIND BEHIND THE GRAVY DOWN THE TROUSERS SCHEME AND HE SAID "MUHUHUHUEHUAHUAHEuAHUAHUAHA" AND FLEW OFF AND THEN THE ADMINS JUST KNEW THEY HAD TO STOP THE PIGEON IN THE BOWLER CAP FROM POURING HOT GRAVY DOWN THE TROUSERS OF MORE DUDES
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:08:56 GMT -9
CHAPTER 8: the fast and the furios streat raceing and then they were doing fast walking and trying to get the pigeon because they didn't like getting hot gravy down their trousers and ivys FUCKING TEA getting stolen and then they were walking really really fast and the pigeon said "HAR HAR YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME" and then he got on his motor cycle and went 10000000 and got beaten and eaten by the cops who ate that egg a few chapters back and then they all said "yes" and so then they started driving in the wagon again but then an egg came up and challeged them all to a racing car race and they said no so then time threw the egg in the comic book store and locked it and put on his sun glasses and said "thats a joke thats garenteed to crack you up" but then the shiny mud kip ate the sun glasses because she didn't like the joke so then they went on the road and ate groudon for dinnor and then they sleeped BUT THEN FOXY CAME AND WENT "ror ill bit of 87 u" and celceus put him in the rubbish can and then they looked at their wagon and found out that it had a kitchen a bathroom a bedroom a lounge room a tv room a video games room and a massage parlor in it and then they appointed the DESTROY guy as the massage man but that was a bad idea because they all got cut and the destory guy said "sorry" and then they went to doctor and then they went going again and then they saw coldsteal the hedgehog who said "psh nothing personel kid" and the DESTROY guy said "thats fucking stupid" and DESTROYED him so then they went to aldur the elephant and celceus bought a dog that eventually annoyed them by woofing all night so then time 'borrowed' ivys tea and drowned the dog with it and then the destroy guy DESTROYED the dogs corpse so no evidence for the police to see and then they lost 5 days because the DESTROY guy accidentally gave everybody a glass of dogs milk instead of bulls milk and they had to go to doctor because they were all allergic to dogs milk
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:09:22 GMT -9
CHAPTER 9: ESPERANTO CARD GAME TO THE MAX when they came back from the doctor ivy got a snipor rifel to protect HER FUCKING TEA and then the DESTROY guy said "guys lets play esperanto card game to the max" so then they played the card game and it turns out it was actually a poisonous deadly rude ostrich who opened up a portal to the olternet dimenshen where they go in and meet timetodriveletsgo and the CREATE guy and VYI and the dull mudkip and farenhiet the arceus pusher so then they all played cards and then celceus cheated and it got them kicked from the server to antarctica where they went sk8ing and ran over all the penguins which caused global warming that made the usa angery at them so then they had to doge nukes from kim tong un and barack osama and then kim jong un dyed his hair red so then they had to gear up and go really fast but then they didn't spell fast correctly so they went fat and they had to go to the gym and ivy was sad about it and then they lost the accidental fat and then the destroy guy DESTROYED the gym because the guy behind the counter looked at him funny seriously whatever is wrong with him he's just an old guy with a clown nose and a knife you see that every day in kazakhstan so then they went driving again and then osama bin laden and foxy started chasing them on a tandem bike so they had to go fast but then the cops came and tried to beat and eat the wagon but it was wood so they broke instead so then they got away through the use of some chewing gum an egg and a potato harvester to get rid of bin laden and foxy (who are the same btw) so they could get the tools to fix their wagons massage parlor and times shoebox but then they finally realized the gravity of the situation they were in because it turns out they were on jupiter or somethin this entire time!1111!!11!one!!!1!!
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:10:16 GMT -9
CHAPTER 10: THE EXCUSE FOR ME TO TYPE so then they were on jupiter and then they said "yeah" and they had a rock n roll contest there yeahhhh and they had beer and they had guitars and it was awesome because rock concerts on jupiter are the coolest thing ever and they even had cowboy bebop at his computer there so after the party they decided to fly back to earth to watch red dwarf and then they went postal so they went to the post office and they posted a sternly worded letter to the president about the banana shortage because timetorunletsgo commonly breaks his everything when going on wagon trips so they need bananas to fix him with when that happens (dont ask how bananas fix him noob) so then they they went to comic book store only to find that it was all poetry and time said "oh boy here comes the poetry" and then the destroy guy said "run" so then they runned and then there was foxy and obama bin laden and chica and bonny and freddo fazbear and kate the damn OC and then the destroy guy DESTROYED kate the damn oc and then they got into a super speedy speedy speedy speedy car chase which takes 3 hours and you can't skip any of the cutscenes and then the space function on my logitech keyboard got stuck on so i have to use this keyboard from 1997 which makes a kinda nice sound when you type on it and it uses a ps/2 plug to connect to the computer and luckily enough my computer has a ps/2 port which means that i can plug in an ibm model m keyboard later but enough talk lets get back to the loonies so then the admins were driving in the batmobile which actually turned out to be the fatmobile so they couldn't cross the finnish line because it was too fat so then they just walked and then they made it to oregen and then they went to hi skool yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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