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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:12:49 GMT -9
CHAPTER 1: BUCKLING-SPRING SHOWDOWN (aka i just got a model M and this is an excuse to type)
so i got a model m and it's pretty rad (its from 1991 yeahh) but enough talk about me keyboard its time to type lets go so after high skool the team decided that 2015 was a load of bollocks so they decided to go back to whatever the hell silly fanfiction 1 took place in (probably 1979 but whatever) and then they played card game BUT THEN ivy had huge arguement with tea and then she had a big break up and then the same bowler-cap pigeon from silly fanfiction 1 came and stole the tea and then ivy said "yay tea is dead" so then she decided to try and make time write poetry which made time really angry so he said "no goat milker i dont like poetry so shut up" and then ivy said "foke you" and they got into big light saber fight and during the light saber duel they accidentally hit professional arceus-puller celcues with a light saber and it made her dead rip celcues 1957-whatever this takes place in and then they had respectful proper funeral which had respectful proper funeral music but then the destroy guy DESTROYED the funeral because he felt like doing it and he didn't like the funeral mans face and then time said "what" and broke his everything from the sheer randomness of the situation and the shiny mudkip didn't like what the DESTROY guy did so then she ate his clown nose and then the destroy guy DESTROYED the shiny mudkip's stomach so she couldn't eat stuff ever again and took his clown nose back and said "no eating shiny mudkip" and the shiny mudkip said "ok" and then they fixed time with banannananas because he gets fixed by bananas don't question that you noob but then bell from twilight breaking bad came and she cooked meth thats 10000000 percent pure but then walter white said "stay out of my terrertrery" and blew up bell from twilight and then the admins thought that was stupid so the DESTROY guy destroyed walter white for being bad at breaking bad so then they drove their house to the scraggy kid because we need a replacement member after celceus deaded and the scraggy kid said yes and dont ask how hes alive because he is in this one noob and then the scraggy kid was just about to kiss his waife taokaker and then a crazy man ran her over with his car and said "hahahehhaheahahheaha your cat wife is dead noob" and drove off at 1000000 mph and then an egg came and went "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and hached into a baby time which made timetorunletsgo super angry and then he beat it to death with his emergency bludgeoning dog which he then drowned because he is a professional dog drowner and it was feeenny
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:13:03 GMT -9
CHAPTER 2: THE SCRAGGY KID JOINED THE FIASCO
so after time made the fake audience laugh with his dog drown act they decided to get in their super cool super speedy wagon and then they all turned to the scraggy kid and then the DESTROY guy said "so you are the man who poured hot gravy down my beautiful suit hello how are you doing" and then the scraggy kid said "i love blaze blow" and then ivy said "yay i like blaz blou two" and then they were in love because i have to ship them because they have one fucking thing in common because that's how shipping works and anybody who says otherwise is a smeg head so then ivy and the scraggy kid went on date went to fun fair went to cafe and then had sexy time watched seinfeld so then time went "dont date you goat milker love birds" and teleported them back to the cool go fast wagon for punishment for 4/20 minutes and the shiny mudkip watched so after the punishment they played blaz blue and then scraggy got a new waifu and time banned her and then scraggy got a new waifu and time said "no waifus" so then scraggy didn't get a new waifu and he cried like an egg (they taped his mouth forever after that) and speaking of eggs an egg tried to street race them but then time said "what" and threw it in his comic book store much like he did to another egg (who died btw) and then they looked at the super educational instructional safety fliers that PPR has to offer and then they learned so then they got the safety gear to be safe and then the DESTROY guy put time in his pocket because it makes him safer so then they drove down the road in their wagonmobile and then scraggy saw taokakas ghost so he tried to shag talk to it but turns out the shiny mudkip was just messing about with a projecter so then i won her dead body in a game of cards against humanity and i fixed her by turning her off and on again but taokaka's really really boring!! anyway back to these loony admins so then they drove along and they played cards and they did stuff as an excuse for me to write this i don't know why they're driving along don't question me you noob i'm a genius and you're not so learn your bloody place
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:13:16 GMT -9
CHAPTER 3: THE JAIL BRAKE
turns out that scraggys husbando was an 11 year old kid and then ivy said "scragey why are you cheating on my wah eeh uuhh thats it im calling the cops" and then the police took him to jail and then time went to space to meet his true love solar space case but turns out that solar space probe got SCURVY so time had to go back sad and alone and then scraggy was in jail and then he tried to play blaz blue but it was instead blaz red and he didn't like it so then he tried to contact his 1000000 other waifus only to find that they had all been run over by the psychopath in the car and then the others broke him out of jail like the cool guys they are so then they went driving again BUT THEN the fnaf men on a 5-seat tandem bike started chasing them and they had guns and they had rocket lawnchairs and then chica blasted the wagon with the rocket lawnchair so then they had to 3 2 1 fight and then time punched foxy and got into a hit up and ivy slapped chica to bits but then foxy almost got time and then time said "rude" and banned foxy but then the fnaf men got back up so then they had to get into a massive chase of 2 miles an hour but luckily the DESTROY guy had destroyed the tandem bikes chain so the fnaf men couldn't go up the hill so it turned out that they had gotten away but then the fnaf men came back while driving a motorized pizza shop with cannons that fired last nights hard pizza at them and then they fired last nights hard pizza at the scraggy kid for being a crimeinal and he got broken so then they had to run away and the scraggy kid surrendered cuz he's french but time said "scraggy kid don't surrender or else you will be banned" so then they went to the IT crowd to get scraggy fixed and the IT man said "turn it off and on again" so they turned the scraggy kid off with a picture of margaret thatcher and then turned him back on again with a vaccum cleaner in his bum so then they went off to get away from the fnaf dudes in their motorized cannon pizza shop and they bought someone's mums shitty car and then they went street racing in their shitty car and then they got into big chase but then there was a BIG CRASH and then they had to all go to the hospital because they were all idiots and they needed a brain fixer to fix their broken brains
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:13:52 GMT -9
CHAPTER 4: THE UGLY EGG
so after they get a new wagonmobile they went going again to go after the dutch bag who makes the smegging eggs who hatch into shit they shouldn't fucking hatch into they met the UGLY EGG which was a disgusting terrible smelly rude egg which turned to the admins and went "MAMA MAAA MMAA MAMA MAMMA MAMA" and started rolling towards them which made time go "OH SHIT ITS TIME TO RUN LETS GO" and then they runned lets go in their wagon and they went fast but the egg was right behind them in hot pursuit while screaming and shouting "MAMA" so then time said "thats it enough is enough i've had it i'm done thats the last straw egg it's time for some action" so then he went DANGEROUS and he got on his rocket powered lawnchair and then DANGER ZONE music played and he flew behind the egg and he launched a rocket at it and the egg went "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and blew up and then time put on his cool sunglasses but then the shiny mudkip ate his sunglasses and his rocket chair for being a poseur (shut up dutch bag the shiny mudkip can still eat stuff screw continuity) and because time was being a poseur the egg wasn't actually blown up and it was still chasing them and then they pressed the turbo button and they went flying for real and it was an arial pursuit and the egg launched tiny egg missiles but good thing ivy was an ace pilot and she did a barrel roll and doged it and then the DESTROY guy threw a russian babushka doll at the egg and the egg went "WAAAA WAAA MAMA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and was knocked out of the sky as it went squealing to the ground hopefully to annoy someone else instead of the admins and then the scraggy kid talked and he had the duck tape off of his mouth and then it was all cool they were in the air but ivy had to go do a thing and then there was no pilot so then not-as-ace-but-still-ace-pilot time took over but then they met an egg squadron so they had to get away as fastly as they could but then an egg shot the wagons wing and they were going down mayday mayday mayday mayday boommmmmmm and then they got out and walked as fast as they could to run away from the bombing eggs and then i'll continue this later because cliffhanger = moeney
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:14:16 GMT -9
CHAPTER 5: ARIAL COMBAT
so then they got to the bomb shelter and the eggs were bombing them with smaller eggs that used to be eggs that hatched into a copy of another egg don't ask how that works noob so then they got tommy guns and they were shooting the eggs but the eggs were ace pilots so they just went "DOGES" and doged the bullets so then they had to acquire rocket powered lawnchairs and they started chasing the eggs and shooting their missiles at them and then the eggs went "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and they got blown up by the rockets. so then all seemed well but then reinforcement egg squadrons arrived and started firing on them so the ace pilot admins had to do cool manuevers to avoid the egg projectiles but then the egg fighters launched homing eggs so they went as fast as they could to outrun the homing eggs and then time tossed down a giratina plushie as a countermeasure which the homing eggs started following instead so they all did a loop and they fired their guns into the eggs which made them break and squeal and hatch into baby legendary copies which plummeted towards the ground and splattered in a spectacular way so then time went "yeah!!!" and then they went in for a landing at the landing strip where they got all the medals and a pat on the head so then they walked only to find the fnaf guys waiting for them in their motorized pizza shop and they did a drive by shooting by firing eggs and hard pizza at them so they had to doge it so then the DESTROY guy took out his rocket gun and he shot a rocket at the pizza shop and it got DESTROYED11!!1one!!!! so then they went walking fast because the eggs would be after them because the primary egg directive is to hatch into a copy of something else if you get close to it (especially if you are giratina) and then ivy said "could be worse" and cut to a scene where it iS worse so giratina was walking down the dirt track and suddenly he stumbles upon a massive pack of eggs who all hatch into baby copies of him which invites him to say "ducking hell!" so there you have it and then the ace pilot admins went to a pizza place that wasn't freddys shitty bad smelly ugly rude pizza place but it turns out that it was freddys so they had to spend 5 seconds at freddys (because only an idiot would want to spend 5 nights) so then they got out and they flew off in their rocket chair squadron like the ace pilots they are to eventually blow up the guy who makes all those damn eggs to save PPR once and for all and maybe ivy will re marry tea or maybe she'll fall in love with some dutch bag blaz blue man or maybe scrag will try to marry taokaka despite her being dead who will know?
the moral of the story is be an ace pilot
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:17:17 GMT -9
CHAPTER 7: SMEG! (yes i skipped a chapter this is supposed to be sloppy)
so after they landed near where the eggmaker is they got out of their rocket powered lawnchairs and they started walking fast and then suddenly an egg jumped into ivys arms and went "WAAAAAA DADA DADA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" so then time said "thats it go away egg" and then time locked the egg in the comic book store which was getting pretty full and then the DESTROY guy said "time why do you put them in the comic book store and not in the rubbish bin" and then time said "because comic books aren't that much different from rubbish and this store is quite soundproof so when they scream you dont go deaf like you usually do" and then moss from the IT crowd came and got a hot ear and said "MY EARS GETTING HOT HELP" and then his ear was on fire and it attracted the eggs and then the DESTROY guy destroyed moss for getting a hot ear and then he called the idiot removal services for the eggs and the number was 0118 999 881 999 119 725...3 so then he called but then an egg bit his phone in half and then tried to bite his clown nose off but then it made the DESTROY guy angry because if you try to bite off his clown nose he doesn't like it so then he took out his destroying knife and he DESTROYED the egg and said a horrible pun and then the shiny mudkip ate an egg but then the egg hatched inside her which made the shiny mudkip spectacularly explode so then they had to get air control to get away from the eggs which kept egging them on to be their mums so then they got away after blowing up the eggs and then they walked into the eggmakers house with their hearing protection and their safety gear and their cool sunglasses on and it turned out that the egg making man was dr eggman from sonic so then they hit him with one of his own eggs and he died rest in piss asshole and then they celebrated and burned down the house but then the baby giratinas that hatched earlier came and started going "MAMA" and chasing them so then time said "what" and he drowned them in the KFC deep fryer because it was feeennny and then it was on metube and it was viral video and it was money so then they had a funeral for the shiny mudkip with the same budget funeral service they had for celceus the arceus puller and then harry potter came and destroyed the funeral and said "mahaha i am the real villon" and then he got in his british car and drove off so then ivy said "we gotta go after him" so they went after him on hamster-wheel powered motorcycles at really fast speed but then harry potter threw banana peels and it made them spin out through that same intersection they spun out through in silly fanfiction 1 but then the DESTROY guy got a blue shell and threw it at harry potter but then harry just honked his horn and the blue shell got scurvy and died so then they followed him to the hog warts pig farm where he crashed his car into a cow and went fast walking so they walked fast after him and it was a super intense chase whoaaa so fast dude explosions and coooool and then ivy lifted up a pig and threw it at harry and then he got hit in the face by the pig which made him lose his glasses so then harry said "expellermus" and stole a car which had no fuel so then he said "expecto petroleum" and the car had a full tank of gas and then he drove off but good thing that the DESTROY guy punctured the tyres so then harry spun out and then drove off a cliff into a pile of bombs which made him go boooommmmmm and that was so cool and then a baby giratina came and looked allegedly 'cute' and it appears that it had melted everyones heart but it turned out that baby pokemon are just annoyances so time tried to drown it in a hot dog stand but it was un drownable so they got the mythbusters and then the mythbusters got their c4 and they blew it up after filling it with ballistics gel and after that they put buster on the toilet because it's the mythbusters and then the ace pilot admins high fived and they went back to their rocket lawnchairs and flew
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:17:43 GMT -9
CHAPTER 8: HARD SAILING
so the gang were flying and then they were talking but their rocket powered flying lawnchairs ran out of petrol and they crashed on the ground and it turns out that scorpion venom and turtwig and the weedle were waiting for them at the bottom so then they got into a big chase and there was explosions and things so then the team of admins walked faster and they almost got away but it turns out they ran into a river of bad harry potter fan fiction so then DESTROY guy said "look there a boat" and then they went to the boat and got on the boat and then ace sailor timetorunletsgo powered the boat along using only the raw power of swear words so it looks like they are safe BUT WAIT the dragon slayer and net probe came and said "no swearing or ban" so they got chased and time sailed harder but then the net probe threw george W bush at the boat and the boat blew up but then all the admins released their inner seagull and they flew to a beach and stole everyone's french fries but then they found nanj and then nanj said "you shall not pass" and then scraggy gave him the french fries and nanj ate them and got fat and got type 9999 diabetes and got killed until he died so then they went and they saw the news which said that the cereal companies were injecting pure concentrated diabetes into the cereal to give children diabetes so then they went and they stopped them and they won so then they went bowling with roman and then roman said "yeah i am good bowler" but then turtwig and weedle came and screamed at him and he died and a pigeon pooped on him
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:18:18 GMT -9
CHAPTER 9: SUPER RACING CAR RACING TO THE MAX
so the team went to pacifico in america and then time said "oh boy here we go" and then ivy said "time to go to the pizzaria lets go" so they went to the pizzaria and had pizza but the pizza was overpriced so they robbed the store to get pizza to sell on the grey market BUT THEN THE WORLDS WORST POLICE DEPARTMENT CAME AND STARTED CHASING THEM SO THEY GOT INTO THEIR RACING WAGON AND WENT OFF AND TIME THREW AN AMBULANCE AT THE POLICE AND THE POLICE DIED YEAH so they went to the grey market and they sold their ill-gotten-pizzas and then they walked to france and time was all like "hey guys! im gonna jump off the eiffel tower with my flying machine!" and everyone said "nooooooo" so time jumped off but his flying machine did not work and he diededered on the ground when he hit it and everyone cried and the DESTROY guy walked up to him and said "looks like he got DESTROYED" and put on his sunglasses but then ivy walked into another fanfiction and got turned into an onion and went back and broke his sunglasses and then the destroy guy said "aw man i liked those sunglasses" so then they had a funeral for time but because they didn't have any money they had to give him a funeral at honest john's budget funeral service and at the funeral the worst bagpipist ever was playing bad music and time's tombstone said "rest in piss time died in a horse milking accident 1968-1985) so they all booed at the priest and the bagpiper and thew tomatoes and rocks at them and the priest and the bagpipist broke because they were very very very cheaply made and then doctor who was driving his police box and he crashed into the tombstone and ran over honest john in a crash and they all cheered and doctor who stepped out and went "darn i crashed i am going to call my insurance" but then the insurance said "NO" so he walked to the well that the masked dalek had jumped into in silly fanfiction 1 and then jumped into the well and he landed at the bottom of the well and the masked dalek said "hello" and then doctor who said "hello im the doctor"
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:18:30 GMT -9
CHAPTER 10: he's dead jim!!!
so time was dead he bit the dust he kicked the bucket he's gone and croaked off! he's moved on! he's joined the choir invisible! he is an ex-shieldon!!! so time was waiting in line and it was BORING so 5 hours later he got to the desk and the man said "helo i am mr.satin is this your first time dying" and den time replied "yes" then mr satin said "and whats your name" and time saided "time to run lets go" to which mr.satin replied "ok go to room 69 on the corridor to your left the bathrooms are right next to that room" so time did a walking to the room and he walked into the door and he was in hell and mr.satin said "ok this is your afterlife it's got heating and a few roommates i hope you enjoy your stay and have a nice death so time walked around and his roomates were freddy fazbear, justin beaber, stargleam from that stupid warrior cat fanfiction and the shiny mud kip and time said "oh boy you guys again" and stargleam said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and then freddy fazbear walked over and said "shut up!!" and taped her mouth shut with super sticky tape and said "im sorry she kind of has that problem my name's phil mc-cracken but you can call me freddy fazbeer because i run the beer brewery do you want a beer dude" and time said "yes i do i just died so of course i need a drink" so time took the beer and he went on to the couch with the others and they watched south park and time drinked his beer and said "my names time to run lets go i died while trying to fly off the eiffal tower and i was NOT A HORSE MILKER OR A GOAT MILKER and freddy said "ok" so they were all drinkering beer while watching south park but stargleam didn't get any beer because of her NOOOOOOing problem and shiny said "cheers" and they all hit their beer together and dranked it
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:19:51 GMT -9
CHAPTER 11: SOUPERHERO MAYHEM!
so ivy, scrag, and DESTROY guy were the only 3 cool guys left after time, shiny, and celceus deaded back there. scrag said "wawawawawawawawa they're all dead jim" and ivy said "hoo" then destroy guy said "they got DESTROYED" so they were sadly driving down the road when they saw 3 smelly street buskers on the side of the road they were music meep and gold! music was playing music while meepy was saying "thats nice" while he was on fire which gold reacted to with "ok" so the 3 cool people stopped on the side and the DESTROY guy said "come in we have candy" and the smelly street buskers said "ok" and they boarded the wagon and they went wagonning off and they now had people to fill the shieldon, mudkip, and serial-killer shaped holes in their hearts hooray they winned!!! but then OH NO MR BEAN WAS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND HE MADE HIS HAND INTO A GUN SHAPE AND SHOT ONE OF THE OXEN OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO!!! so they had to run lets go really really fast and mr bean was shooting at them with his hand gun and gold said "ok" and meep said "thats nice" so then they did a super duper cool drift and they were so close to the guide rail while drifting and talking at the same time so they almost got away and they did a big jump and music played fitting music to the super cool chase and mr bean was shooting at them and it hit meep in the arm and he went "thats nice" and he was still on fire too and then scrag picked up a bottle of goat milk which had "hand milked by time to run lets go please do not drink" written on it so scrag THREW IT AT MR BEAN and mr bean got covered in the goat milk and he stopped shooting and went "damn i got covered in goat milk gosh darn you to heck you smelly wagoneers" and runned away and in this fanfiction ivy is a lemon now instead of a onion (because she's sour lol!!!!) don't ask me why she changed class you stupid idiot haters its a fanfiction and i am a genius and you are an idiot i thought i told you that earlier stupid noob don't ever doubt my story ever i piss you forever!! i hope you go to helo!!! so they were driving down the road but then some men DESTROYED their oxen forever!!! it was fredy fezbear the sharp dressed bear! and there was also binny! his homeless sidekick who eats from the bin! so the wagoners got out and it was going to be a big kung-fu karate fight oh no!!! so DESTROY guy swung his destroy knife at fredy but fezber doged it and hit him which made him go "nooooooooo" and fall down and ivy tried to squirt a lemon in binny's eyes but binny simply ate from a bin and used his bin powers and made banana peels which slipped all the wagonners!!! so music and meep and gold all went "ok" and watched while eating soda and drinking popcorn so they were all kung fu fighting with expert timing with the fnaf men superzeroes but then binny ate from the bin again and died of eat-from-the-bin poisoning rest in piss binny so scrag walked up to fezbear and pulled on his necktie and fezbear said "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" and he got strangled with his tie rest in piss so they went driving to some place again i don't know where they're going and don't ask me why they got new oxen or where they got them from i'm a writer i do what i want idiot!!! but then a duck flew on the cart and it unscrewed the wheel which made the cart tip over and meepy was a skeleton because he was burning for a long time and the massage parlor in the wagon got broke and they all went "damn!!!!"
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:20:46 GMT -9
Chapter 12!! Cute romance, And a much-needed new author! :3 (Yaoi! Don't like? Don't read!!!!) Hai! (^_^) I'm XxGenericAnimeGirl69xX! I chloroformed the original writer, So Now I get to write the story! :3 TIME WAS RESURRECTED IN THIS STORY AND SO WAS NET DONT JUDGE ME IF YOU DONT SAY NICE THINGS TO ME AND ONLY NICE THINGS I WILL BE SAD SO ONLY NICE THINGS XOXOXOXOXOXO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ They all woke up in the morning, And went on a very relaxing wagon trip. "Ivy-senpai!" meepy said to his waifu. "I love you the most!" Golden DELICATELY AND LOVINGLY made a cup of coffee in the coffee-maker. And then visited the massage parlor inside the wagon, But met everybody else in there as well! They were all blushing at each other... They all had the most romantical and fuzzy feelings! "Net kuun." time said romantically. and then they blushed more, and they shared a deep, passionate, k- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ADIAN NO DONT SHOOT ME WITH THE GU- *BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG* AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG* so much for THAT liberation front! i'm back in control now! *dogs clapping* no one takes over my story! men have been beaten, kicked, slugged, and spat on throughout this sorry tale! and i'm telling you, i've had it with these uppity women! they can take over businesses, they can take over the damn government for all i care! but the one thing they will not take over is MY story! and this story ain't over till i say it's over! now let's see how you screwed up! mhm mhm this girl tried to ruin silly fanfiction but let's just say none of this vandalism ever happened in the story and they're still trying to fix the damn wagon! (that link above is just a youtube video shortener btw) let's get to the real damn story already! CHAPTER 12: IT'S TIME TO FIX THIS WAGON, LET'S GO! so the duck had unscrewed the wagon wheel and since nobody here knew how to use a screwdriver they were stranded for a really long time so then scrag said "how about we go to france and eat baguettes and get a screwdriver and parts?" and the destroy guy replied "but i hate france i want to DESTROY them" and scrag said "no no no no please don't destory france or i will put ivy's ex husbando in your pants and you know how hot tea is right? it might also ruin your suit!" then destroy guy said "oh ok" and meep was all like "thats nice" so golden decided to attempt to go to the kitchen to make food but then she realized there was no bread so they all did a walking to france to get bread and a screwdriver and screws and massage parlor fixing items and other things they need i dunno so then they went to the french border and they didn't let him in so scrag just farted the french national anthem and that made them applaud (the french dogs applauded too) and they could buy everything for free and enter france but then they saw a bunch of stupid loser weaboos who went "omg all of you senpai senpai domo domo san san senpai senpai" and started following the group of oddjobs and DESTROY guy said "shut up jap crap" and DESTROYED them all but it turns out there was a flood of jap crap weaboos and bad my little pony OC's as well as regular my little pony characters which are just as bad so they started fighting at them with expert timing and kung fu fighting but they got driven back to the eiffal tower so they had to climb the eiffal tower while shooting the bad ponies and the jap crap so they were at the top but a generic pony flew at them and hit destroy guy causing him to drop his DESTROY knife on the floor and pinkey pie said "im gonna kill u im pinky meaner im a mordorer!" but then they all beat her up and cut off her head and took it as a trophy and they all died so DESTROY guy picked up his DESTROY knife and then they went to france and everyone stinked and was rude there so they tried to talk to a french man but he just went "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" so scrag stole a baguette and put it in his mouth to silence him so they went to market and bought baguettes and a screwdriver with an instruction manual with it so they can learn to use one and they bought duck-unscrewing proof screws and a massage parlor repair kit and to celebrate they went to a fancy restraunt and ate baguettes, snails, and baguettes but then ivy aquired the wine and drank all of it rudely and got drunkened off it so they all facepalmed and carefully walked home avoiding the police men so ivy wouldn't get arrested for drunk walking but then rainbow dish went in front of them and went "noooooo i will revendge u for kiling my frend!!!" and the destroy guy said "go away you stupid dutch bag" and cut rainbow dash on the head which made her die to death and then ivy cut rainbow dashes head off and they had two pony head trophies now that's totally radical dude! so they then fixed their wagon and started driving again for no reason
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:21:24 GMT -9
CHAPTER 13: TAKING OUT THE TRASH
so ivy scrag and DESTROY guy talked at each other while they were driving down the road to the place or something. ivy said "we have dead weight on board" and destroy guy did a reply at her "yes we do it is two people" so they picked up meepy and golden and stopped and put both of them in the bin because both of them were completely useless and not funny enough for silly fanfiction rest in piss so then they changed their path to france. ivy said "we gotta get time back" and scrag said "no no no no no no no no no no no no n-" but then the DESTROY guy interrupted with "shut up french bag we are fixing time and if you try and stop us i will DESTROY you to death do you understand" and scrag said "no" so the DESTROY guy picked him up and locked him inside the toilet for half an hour as punishment and it was smelly and bad so anyway the loonies arrived at france at the funeral place where they gave time the shitty budget funeral so they used scrag as a shovel to dig time up and then they digged time back up and they walked fastly to the friendly neighbourhood shieldon fixer-upperer so they gave time to him and he said "NO GO AWAY DUTCH BAG" turns out that he wasn't a friendly neighbourhood shieldon fixer upperer afterwards so they went to THE HARDWARE STORE and bought a shieldon repair kit and repaired time with it and then they rubbed bananas on him to complete the job BUT JUST AS THEY'RE ABOUT TO START HIM UP a space probe comes across and insults everybody and the author for making a joke that didn't have anything to do with death or weapons so destroy guy stood up and said "go away idiot!" and DESTROYED him to death rest in piss space probe so they started booting him up. MEANWHILE IN HELL time was playing poker with freddy fazbear, justin bieber, stargleam, and the shiny mudkip. so they were all playing poker and freddy said "check" and time said "all in and then they all said "call" so then they showed their cards. freddy had a pair of 2's and justin had a pair of kings and a pair of aces which was 2 pair. stargleam had nothing, but time showed his hand and he had 5 aces of spades and he said "i win" but then freddy said "no you lost" then time looked down and saw that all his cards got replaced by baseball cards (all of the worst player) and freddy had the aces instead so stargleam said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and freddy replied to stargleams NO with "you're such a bad kitty thats it i've had it with you that does it i'm done that's the last straw strargeleim" and then he took off his shoe and put stargleam on the table and hit stargleam with the shoe until stargleam deaded and went to super hell and time said "thank you freddy you deserve a metal oh man why am i floating i'm going back to earth now guys thank you very much i liked your company thanks for the time you guys were great i'll miss you goodbye and freddy keep making good beer for the others ok bye guys bye" and he went back to earth and time said "welcome to windows 98!" as he booted up and ivy said "time senpai you are back you were a funny character in the story and it is good to have you" so they all talked about time's time in hell (HAHAHAHAHHA FUNNY PUN) and time said "well i got to watch south park with freddy fazbear and a few other dudes while drinking good beer oh and guys freddy makes great beer i brought a couple of four packs with me do you guys want any" and they all said "yes i need a drink" so they all drank beer and drove drunk and watched a bad tv show and the TV said "i pee her while grug, on her brook leg. i then burn in helo." but DESTROY guy just standed up and DESTROYED the tv and said "GOD DONUT NOBODY LIKES INSIDE JOKES SO THATS ENOUGH OF THAT" he was right you know so they all stared at him and forced him to milk goats in the massage parlor for an hour or so because he DESTROYED their tv
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:23:44 GMT -9
CHAPTER 14: THE BIG BANJO BATTLE IN KAZAKHSTAN
(if you don't like long chapters, silly humor, satire, humor that isn't generic gun jokes, or mariachis, don't read it you goat milker!!)
so they were driving down the road WHEN SUDDENLY THEY GOT STOPPED BY A MARIACHI MAN AND A PLUMBER AND DR WHO who said "i challenge all of u to a guitar-ing battle!!!" so ivy walkinged out of the wagon and took out her guitar and say "yes i accept your challenge be prepared to be destroyed you stupid idiot goat milkers" but just then time walkered out of the wagon and said "hey i made that insult you gotta pay me royalties you idiot head!" but ivy just sai- OW I GOT HIT ON THE HEAD
chApTer 13.5; AutHOr WAr!11!1!
yarrr im foxy i did the bite and i am a pirate and a fox and i will make this very obvious arrr im a pirate im a pirate im a pirate i'm a fanservice fox and i've taken over yer' story ship arrrrr now i'm going to sit down and ARRRRRRR SOME ONE PUT A PIN ON MY CHAIR ARRR MY ARRRRRSE
helo i arm dyuck i rited pprp hich schol duck ediotn wich wos gooded storeyro o no som one colled the dukc colection service noo i gettinbg taked awaikmbmvcxz
I'M STARGLEAM AND THIS STORY IS BAD BECAUSE I DIED IN IT AND I AM TAKING OVER THIS STORY ONCE AND FOR ALL! OH NO I'M BEING GASSED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo oh i'm dead
hi i'm mr hilter (NOT HITLER) and i'm the man who gassed the cat with my burrito breakfast i wear a tie and a brown coat and a red armband but i'm mr hilter (NOT HITLER) i think this story's too silly and being mr hilter (NOT HITLER) i'm going to make it into a proper story and OUCH A MAN POKED ME IN THE EAR WITH HIS CHOPSTICKS OW IT HURT
konichiwa-san hi-chan i-san am-domo kawaii-chan senpai-san japanese-san man-chan i am so hawaii and this story-san isn't kawaii enough-senpai oh hilter-senpai stargleam's-dead-corpse-senpai duck-senpai duck removalist-senpai foxy-senpai and author-senpai why are you all staring at me EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM BEING PUT INTO A MEAT GRINDER STOP SENPAI PLS AAAAAA ow im a mcdonalds burger how un-kawaii
okay this is the original author here will all of you kindly FUCK OFF and especially you foxy i hate you because YOU ARE A BAD DOG FOX AND YOU R SMELLY
alright i just got done having a hitting battle with him and he just bittened of 87'ed my frontal lobe off but that's okay since i don't use that part of my brain to write silly fanfiction anyway but it's no big deal really just put on some sticky tape and it's good as new anyway now let's get back to the proper story without anybody hijacking my electric computerizing machine
CHAPTER 14: THE BIG BANJO BATTLE IN KAZAKHSTAN (for real this time)
so they were driving down the road WHEN SUDDENLY THEY GOT STOPPED BY A MARIACHI MAN AND A PLUMBER AND DR WHO who said "i challenge all of u to a guitar-ing battle!!!" so ivy walkinged out of the wagon and took out her guitar and say "yes i accept your challenge be prepared to be destroyed you stupid idiot goat milkers" but just then time walkered out of the wagon and said "hey i made that insult you gotta pay me royalties you idiot head!" but ivy just said "i'll pay you your 2 dollars when i win it in the guitar-ing fight" but then the plumber said "plumbers don't wear ties" AND THEN STARTED WEARING A TIE AND PLAYING AIR GUITAR ON HIS PLUNGER WHAT THE DUCK AND HIS PLUNGER STARTED SHOOTING MUSIC NOTES so ivy had to play a guitar and block them with her music and it was a big guitar battle and guitar lasers and guitar bullets were flying everywhere but then ivy unleashed the rockstar power that she got from drinking a rockstar energy drink a minute ago and she did a really cool guitar solo and a huge laser beam shot from her guitar and DESTROYed the mariachi man (who was masked by the way) and blew up the plumbers plunger which made him go "damn!!!" so all there was left was dr who and he started playing the guitar at ivy but he had a trick up his sleeve!!! he got out his screwdriver and unscrewed ivys guitar which made it explode and then he started shooting music notes at ivy so she had to duck into the wagon and she got out A SITAR and blew up the doctor and his stupid police box car with the power of indian music!! all those hours playing sitar hero had paid off as ivy winned the battle and got the 2 dollars she needed to pay timetorunletsgo his royalties for using his insult but all their oxen got killed by the big guitar battle (the oxens heads exploded because all of the participants sucked at guitar and it sounded terrible) so they were stranded for a few hours while they thought up plans on how to get un-stranded when suddenly DESTROY guy had an idea! in the days when he had a job in the office he always drove to work in his shitty honda which had a hamster in a wheel instead of a piston engine. the hamster wheel was connected to the drivetrain by a belt, and in order to keep the hamster from stopping working, he had to keep refilling its water bottle through a port on the dashboard of the car. and when he needed the extra power to get on to the highway, he'd pour his coffee into it instead and the hamster would start going really really fast and make his car go fast enough to just barely get on the highway. and thanks to the power of deus ex machina, they were only a kilometer away from a hamster and coffee shop so they all did a walking to the hamster and coffee shop and they went in and they bought a hamster a wheel a belt a hamster feeder a hamster water bottle and the worlds strongest coffee there and then they payed for it and did another walking back to their wagon and then the DESTROY guy stepped up while time held the DESTROY guy's screwdriver and his hammer so then the DESTROY guy mounted the hamster wheel on the wall, hooked the hamster wheels axle up to a toilet roll, mounted the hamster feeder and water bottle near the wheel, put the belt on the toilet roll and the wagon axle. and dumped the hamster into the wheel. time dropped the tools and looked at the DESTROY guy's ridiculous contraption and said "what the fuck this is not going to work you stupid clown nose goat milker you wasted our time this is just ridiculous i bet it'll break the second you try it out" and the DESTROY guy said "shut up!!!" but the time for talking wasn't much because suddenly a really awful looking steamroller with "disciplinary action" painted on the side drove up to them. it had tinted windows, a shitty body kit (which wasn't painted) a loud fart can muffler, a ridiculous paintjob, neon lights, super duper loud stereo system playing shitty music (dubstep) and shitty spinning hubcaps on the rims from walmart. suddenly the door opened and out came a goodra called nanj and a duck called duck which then acted like assholes and nanj smashed all of scrags french things while throwing beer cans at ivy while duck scratched rude words on times faceplate and pecked holes in the walls and they were both acting like assholes and then they were all very very angery at them!!! time said "u ruined my face! sop right there!" scrag said "damn my french things got broken gosh dam u!" DESTROY guy said "i'll DESTROY you for this!!" and ivy said "hoo" but then nanj just blew a raspberry and drove away fastly on their steamroller revving their underpowered antiquated diesel engine to a whopping 1500 rpm (pathetic!!) and eventually going fast so they thought they got away but then the destroy guy spun the hamster wheel by hand and the hamster started spinning about and the wagon wented forward and they were chasing nanj and his duck in hot pursuit!!! nanj and the duck saw them approaching in the mirror and said "nanj they are getting closer wat do we do" and nanj replied at him "take these stickers and put them on the side they will make the steamroller go faster" so the duck flew out the window and stuck all the stickers on which gave the steamroller 100 more horsepower and made them finally start to get away so then duck went back in and said "yes yes yes we are getting away keep at it nanj" but the DESTROY guy said "GRR U WONT GET AWAY THAT EASY!!!!" and poured the worlds strongest coffee into the hamsters water bottle and the hamster drinked it and started going ultra speed!!! so they got up next to nanj and duck and said "die you idiots!" and then started shooting them with their tommy guns so nanj ducked down and turned on his loud sound system and turned up the bass which deflected the bullets and caused an earthquake and now it was really heated action! nanj started to pull away even faster now because his sound system added even more horsepower to his steamroller so the DESTROY guy went "grrrr you goat milkers!!" and put the entire carton of the worlds strongest coffee into the hamster water and the hamster went super duper uber ultra fast which made it on fire as well so they caught up to nanj again and then the dubstep track got to the bass drop part which blew the roof off the wagon, blew the doors off nanj's steamroller, broke all of his windows, and made the carburettor drop right off of his engine. then his steamroller stopped and time, scrag, ivy, and the DESTROY guy all beat nanj up and then looked at their burnt hamster which they had to eat for the nights dinner because they were all smelly hobos
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Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2015 3:26:22 GMT -9
CHAPTER 15: PPR HIGH SCHOOL 2 so they all got to where they were supposed to go and they parked but time (the guy driving the wagon) had parallel parkinsons which made him park across 2 disabled spots but they didn't care they were all cool enough to park anywhere anyway so they got off and they walked to school but then an angry teaching man came and went "YOU ARE ALL LATE YOU'RE ALL GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROU-" suddenly a generic sonic OC game and hit the teaching man on the head which caused him to die to death and then the sonic OC went "im black the hedgehog i am so powerful i defeat gods i like to listen to screamo music" but scrag just walked over to him and hit him on the head with a baguette and the generic oc went "HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO POWERFUL I CAN'T DIE FROM A BAGUETTE" while he died from the baguette hit and then the generic OC's pants caught on fire because he was a liar so then they walked along but suddenly an army of generic OCs were in their way as well as the 4 animatronics from fnarf omg omg omg! so they all got out their weapons scrag took out his baguette beatdown weapon and time took out his lightsaber and the DESTROY guy got out his DESTROYING knife and ivy got out her hot tea which she uses to pour down peoples trousers so they were fighting and they were hitting the OCs and stuff DESTROY guy stabbed an OC and the OC said "hahaha im an invincible immortal you cannot beat me" as he died and his pants caught on fire because he lied as well so they killed a lot of OCs (all of their pants caught on fire because they all lied about being invincible after dying) so then they walked over the OC corpses while hitting at the OCs when foxy walkinged over to time and bit of 87 him but he didn't learn from his mistake last time because timetorunletsgo is a shieldon and he has a steel head so foxy's teeth broke and he queried "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and ran to the hospital but he fell in a manhole and landed in the sewer and ate shit and died so time walked to chica and chica went "FUCK OFF" and time said "that's a side-splitting joke chica" and cut her in half with the lightsaber and she died but then miki the uber shitty OC came and saw ivy and went "OMG SENPAI SENPAI AAAA SENPAI SENPAI UGUUUU UGUUU TILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDE" and started running at her but luckily ivy was a good fighter and she got out her tea and poured it down miki's trousers which made her go "ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow" and fall over so then all of them walked to her and hit her with their weapons until she died and then a dog peed on her and they took her to a chinese restaurant to use as meat but then they all respawned and walked to the admins it looked like they were going to kill them but then safety dance music started playing and all of the people started doing the safety dance together well, it's the safety dance
it's the safety dance
IT'S THE SAFETY DANCE
CREDITS
WRITING: ME
IDEAS: ME AND A FEW OTHER BLOKES
KEYBOARD MAKER: IBM
MAKER OF ELECTRICITY WHICH WAS USED TO MAKE THIS: EDISON
'FORMATTING': ME
'PROOF READING': ME
READING: YOU
RESEARCH: ME
INSPIRATION: THE INTERNET
tank u for reeding!!!
timetorunletsgo will return in silly fanfiction 3: triple trouble!!
THE END now go away
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