Post by biddyFox on Feb 13, 2016 17:55:35 GMT -9
i'm pretty much just writing this to keep my sanity
i just ate a blt because an elephant gored me. gotta find a orange for this fat bastard
i found a stretchy fruit
and then i fought another goddamn elephant
i got a strawberry
this asshole is attacking me. she just fed me a cupcake what an asshole
she fucking cupcaked me into unconsciousness what is htis
she brought me to her tribe and i think im gonna be sacrificed
theyre feeding me to a dragon. i was right
i got vored. but then i respawned on an altar
i have 50/100 hp this is bad i need to restore my hp but all my healing items restore like 8 HP
oh wait there's a potion shop
wait shit i have 0 money
how do i get money
OH SO RESTING RESTORES HP
it's 9:20 at night i should go to bed
i overslept it's 1:26 now. how do i know the exact time
gotta look for this fucking asshole bear asshole shit fucker's orange
another gorram ELEPHANT
i found a garden of fruits. im gonna take one of them
i ate an orange. i wonder if i shouldve gotten that for the asshole bear asshole shit fucker
ooh a lion thats a quest too. im gonna beat that lion up with my bare fucking hands
I FLED WITH 6 HP. thank goodness
fucking ELEPHANTS
another fucking lion. im gonna eat a fruit and see if it increases my battle capability or something i'm really fucking desperate at this point
not a gooD IDEA NOT A GOOD IDEA NOT A GOOD IDEA
another one of the cupcake people who sacrifice dragons im running this time
nothing is happening. nothing of note
an elephant appeared and it actually did something about me fleeing. it grabbed me and is probably going to vore me
it's inflating me what the fuck
i finally managed to run from it. but my max fullness increased
i found a really fat lion in a magic cage. killing lions is one of my quests. its time to die fucker
i broke him out of a magic cage. the game wouldnt let me kill him
i have 0% stamina and i have to fight this bitch bastard. im fucked
instead of cupcaking me the bitch bastard uses magic to generate food in my stomach
im beating the shit out of him with my bare hands. nothing is happening but i am getting fat
i failed at beating the shit out of him and now im too fat
they sacrificed the other guy and the game just made a terrible pun. please kill me
i died
i sold most of my inventory and i cant even buy a dagger
got some leather armor. maybe next time i wont die as fast
i got mugged. but i ran away
i went to bed
i woke up and ate a fruit that made me more hungry. fuck my life
i found a really fat rhino in a magic cage. this is exactly the same thing that happened earlier
this time i gave him food. this was no help. i will not try this again. also i'm leaving
shit another bitch bastard
the exact same thing happened as last time. my life sucks
fuck-all new is happening
i just ate a blt because an elephant gored me. gotta find a orange for this fat bastard
i found a stretchy fruit
and then i fought another goddamn elephant
i got a strawberry
this asshole is attacking me. she just fed me a cupcake what an asshole
she fucking cupcaked me into unconsciousness what is htis
she brought me to her tribe and i think im gonna be sacrificed
theyre feeding me to a dragon. i was right
i got vored. but then i respawned on an altar
i have 50/100 hp this is bad i need to restore my hp but all my healing items restore like 8 HP
oh wait there's a potion shop
wait shit i have 0 money
how do i get money
OH SO RESTING RESTORES HP
it's 9:20 at night i should go to bed
i overslept it's 1:26 now. how do i know the exact time
gotta look for this fucking asshole bear asshole shit fucker's orange
another gorram ELEPHANT
i found a garden of fruits. im gonna take one of them
i ate an orange. i wonder if i shouldve gotten that for the asshole bear asshole shit fucker
ooh a lion thats a quest too. im gonna beat that lion up with my bare fucking hands
I FLED WITH 6 HP. thank goodness
fucking ELEPHANTS
another fucking lion. im gonna eat a fruit and see if it increases my battle capability or something i'm really fucking desperate at this point
not a gooD IDEA NOT A GOOD IDEA NOT A GOOD IDEA
another one of the cupcake people who sacrifice dragons im running this time
nothing is happening. nothing of note
an elephant appeared and it actually did something about me fleeing. it grabbed me and is probably going to vore me
it's inflating me what the fuck
i finally managed to run from it. but my max fullness increased
i found a really fat lion in a magic cage. killing lions is one of my quests. its time to die fucker
i broke him out of a magic cage. the game wouldnt let me kill him
i have 0% stamina and i have to fight this bitch bastard. im fucked
instead of cupcaking me the bitch bastard uses magic to generate food in my stomach
im beating the shit out of him with my bare hands. nothing is happening but i am getting fat
i failed at beating the shit out of him and now im too fat
they sacrificed the other guy and the game just made a terrible pun. please kill me
i died
i sold most of my inventory and i cant even buy a dagger
got some leather armor. maybe next time i wont die as fast
i got mugged. but i ran away
i went to bed
i woke up and ate a fruit that made me more hungry. fuck my life
i found a really fat rhino in a magic cage. this is exactly the same thing that happened earlier
this time i gave him food. this was no help. i will not try this again. also i'm leaving
shit another bitch bastard
the exact same thing happened as last time. my life sucks
fuck-all new is happening